A complete dickhead

OK, so Critical Mass kicked off tonight like usual in Melbourne.

After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through
Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes
everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost having
a head on with a car coming the other way. I swerved in front of him
(disrupting traffic and all), and he slowed to a stop.

And the guy he almost hit? It just so happened to be one of 3 uniformed cops
that were travelling with us. All three cops pounced on this guy, and he is
saying **** like "I just wanted to get home".

By this time about 20 of us had gathered round, and I must admit I was
trying hard not to shriek with ****ing laughter at the sight of this
dickhead getting worked by the cops. Later on, one of the cops told me he
was ****ed as well. The realisation hit me that he could have just ploughed
right through a bunch of us. What a complete dickhead.

Right now, he would be in a cell somewhere, sobering up.
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DFM

I encountered a higher than usual quota of dickheads this week. Must be
something to do with Mars being so close I reckon.

- L

I encountered a higher than usual quota of dickheads this week. Must be
something to do with Mars being so close I reckon.

- L

DFM,

you have a bigger set of balls than me... You'd be bloody crazy to ride out
in front of a ****ed off motorist in order to slow him/her to a stop....

then again, you were riding with Critical Mass, as previously mentioned....
"Deep Flayed Mares" wrote in
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OK, so Critical Mass kicked off tonight like usual in Melbourne.

After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through
Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes
everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost
having
a head on with a car coming the other way. I swerved in front of him
(disrupting traffic and all), and he slowed to a stop.

And the guy he almost hit? It just so happened to be one of 3 uniformed
cops
that were travelling with us. All three cops pounced on this guy, and he
is
saying **** like "I just wanted to get home".

By this time about 20 of us had gathered round, and I must admit I was
trying hard not to shriek with ****ing laughter at the sight of this
dickhead getting worked by the cops. Later on, one of the cops told me he
was ****ed as well. The realisation hit me that he could have just
ploughed
right through a bunch of us. What a complete dickhead.

Right now, he would be in a cell somewhere, sobering up.
---
DFM

DFM,

you have a bigger set of balls than me... You'd be bloody crazy to ride out
in front of a ****ed off motorist in order to slow him/her to a stop....

then again, you were riding with Critical Mass, as previously mentioned....
"Deep Flayed Mares" wrote in
message ...
OK, so Critical Mass kicked off tonight like usual in Melbourne.

After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through
Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes
everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost
having
a head on with a car coming the other way. I swerved in front of him
(disrupting traffic and all), and he slowed to a stop.

And the guy he almost hit? It just so happened to be one of 3 uniformed
cops
that were travelling with us. All three cops pounced on this guy, and he
is
saying **** like "I just wanted to get home".

By this time about 20 of us had gathered round, and I must admit I was
trying hard not to shriek with ****ing laughter at the sight of this
dickhead getting worked by the cops. Later on, one of the cops told me he
was ****ed as well. The realisation hit me that he could have just
ploughed
right through a bunch of us. What a complete dickhead.

Right now, he would be in a cell somewhere, sobering up.
---
DFM

"Deep Flayed Mares" wrote in
message news:QEI3b.1949
After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through
Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes
everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost
having

Holy sh*& I own a grey Peugeot!!

Oh.. a car, sorry my mistake. :-P

My Peugeot had a flat tyre anyway...

hippy

"Deep Flayed Mares" wrote in
message news:QEI3b.1949
After about 45 mins, a pack of about 40 of us were heading through
Kensington, and all of a sudden this guy in a grey Peugeot overtakes
everyone really aggressively, damn near hitting one guy before almost
having

Holy sh*& I own a grey Peugeot!!

Oh.. a car, sorry my mistake. :-P

My Peugeot had a flat tyre anyway...

hippy

Cops on Bikes 1, Complete Dickheads- Nil

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Say no more!



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Only found out 'bout this later. Was waiting down at lights on Epsom.

But there was much admiration among the assembled cyclists of how the
cycle cops cranked up into big gear _really fast.

Ex track cyclists? Apparentely Russ is a ex-courier

Must wear something more gale-friendly next time. A Cat Suit in four
inch red shagpile ain't very aerodynamic



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