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Old May 3rd 18, 05:53 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/
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Old May 3rd 18, 07:44 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/


I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.
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Old May 4th 18, 10:37 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/



I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.


So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?
I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the
delicious maidens.
(and probably be caught -- rightly so)
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Old May 4th 18, 02:12 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/



I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.


So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?


Er... no.

Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?)
would be in with a chance of not being that.

I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the
delicious maidens.


(and probably be caught -- rightly so)


I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags?
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Old May 5th 18, 10:18 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 05/05/18 01:12, JNugent wrote:
On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/



I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.


So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?


Er... no.

Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?)
would be in with a chance of not being that.

I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the
delicious maidens.


(and probably be caught -- rightly so)


I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags?


I did npot say I steal handbags. I just said I stop at red lights.
Perhaps someone else nearby stole the handbag and I was the one caught
because I stopped at a red light?
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Old May 5th 18, 11:10 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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On 05/05/2018 10:18, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/05/18 01:12, JNugent wrote:
On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/



I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.

So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?


Er... no.

Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?)
would be in with a chance of not being that.

I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon the
delicious maidens.


(and probably be caught -- rightly so)


I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags?


I did npot say I steal handbags. I just said I stop at red lights.
Perhaps someone else nearby stole the handbag and I was the one caught
because I stopped at a red light?


You're taking it too personally.

This all happened 12,000 miles away.
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Old May 6th 18, 10:17 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 05/05/18 22:10, JNugent wrote:
On 05/05/2018 10:18, Peter Keller wrote:
On 05/05/18 01:12, JNugent wrote:
On 04/05/2018 10:37, Peter Keller wrote:
On 04/05/18 06:44, JNugent wrote:
On 03/05/2018 17:53, MrCheerful wrote:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/man-su...theft-7517039/




I know... the turd on the bike had to stop for a red light and that's
how the man running after him caught up?

Something like that, anyway.

So the bicyclist not stopping at a red light would not be a turd?

Er... no.

Someone not carrying out a street robbery ("handbag theft", remember?)
would be in with a chance of not being that.

I will remain a turd and stop at the red light so as I can gaze upon
the
delicious maidens.

(and probably be caught -- rightly so)

I'm shocked. How often do you steal handbags?


I did npot say I steal handbags. I just said I stop at red lights.
Perhaps someone else nearby stole the handbag and I was the one caught
because I stopped at a red light?


You're taking it too personally.

This all happened 12,000 miles away.


Yes but according to Cheerless one person on a bicycle does something
despicable therefore all bicyclists are turds.
Actually, coming from him, I take that as a compliment.
 




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