A bike related joke

I heard recently.

"Scientists say we only use about 10% of our brain. That's like owning a
bicycle and only ever ringing the bell."

--
Craig Brossman, Durango Colorado

Owner/Operator of the Pekingnese Ranch.

"Scientists say we only use about 10% of our brain. That's like
owning a bicycle and only ever ringing the bell."

I have to chime in and ask: "what kind of ding-a-ling statement is that?"

So what did you expect? Needs more cowbell.

CDB

Its like owning a bike a single-speeding it :-p

I got a bell but never use it.

I got a bell but never use it.

I've seen woman that never took it out of the middle ring and the small
clog. What a mess and along with the dirt and lube and never cleaned.

It's like owning a nice bike, and deciding to walk.
Jim Gagnepain
http://home.comcast.net/~oil_free_and_happy/

Sometimes I ride by road in warmer condictions to the trails. Its a 8
mile trip to the trail head. While climbing the spirial to the bridge
that goes from New London to Groton CT I see them walking their bikes
up to the bridge. I yell the bike is made to pedal not walk. You have
to use your brain to know you have to have speed and momentum to make
it even half way up that spirial hill of about 300 ft from floor to top
of bridge roadway.

I got a bell but never use it.

Somedays I feel the same way about myself!