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This past Month I was out riding the trail that runs arounds the lake.
Its a nice paved trail. abouut 10' wide. I seemed to be the only one out on it early in the morning so I was cranking up the speed. In a field, off in the disatnce I saw a gal walking her dog. As I got closer to her the dog finally took notice of me as well. It was not on a leash and came bounding over, barking. There was not really much that I could do but try to avoid it so I ended up ridining off the trail, put my front wheel into a ditch and went over the handlebars. Dazed, I was laying on the ground and there was this stupid big golden retreiver licking my face and one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen on her knees next to me leaning over me. "I'm so sorry. she says, is there anything, anything at all that I can do?" Im such an idiot! I just said "let me check my bike" it was fine. I seemed to be ok so I got on and continued my ride. It wasn't til later that I really began to think about what she had said to me. Phil |
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Raptor wrote: wrote: This past Month I was out riding the trail that runs arounds the lake. Its a nice paved trail. abouut 10' wide. I seemed to be the only one out on it early in the morning so I was cranking up the speed. In a field, off in the disatnce I saw a gal walking her dog. As I got closer to her the dog finally took notice of me as well. It was not on a leash and came bounding over, barking. There was not really much that I could do but try to avoid it so I ended up ridining off the trail, put my front wheel into a ditch and went over the handlebars. Dazed, I was laying on the ground and there was this stupid big golden retreiver licking my face and one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen on her knees next to me leaning over me. "I'm so sorry. she says, is there anything, anything at all that I can do?" Im such an idiot! I just said "let me check my bike" it was fine. I seemed to be ok so I got on and continued my ride. It wasn't til later that I really began to think about what she had said to me. Phil You let a golden retriever freak you out? You deserve to miss a hot date. I suppose he should look at the whole episode in some sort of light that makes him not kick himself every time he thinks about it. The dog owner could have been a she-male or had some other type of baggage that would have kept it from being a happily-ever-after type of thing. Joseph |
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Sounds like it wasn't the dog that is stupid. LOL
wrote in message oups.com... This past Month I was out riding the trail that runs arounds the lake. Its a nice paved trail. abouut 10' wide. I seemed to be the only one out on it early in the morning so I was cranking up the speed. In a field, off in the disatnce I saw a gal walking her dog. As I got closer to her the dog finally took notice of me as well. It was not on a leash and came bounding over, barking. There was not really much that I could do but try to avoid it so I ended up ridining off the trail, put my front wheel into a ditch and went over the handlebars. Dazed, I was laying on the ground and there was this stupid big golden retreiver licking my face and one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen on her knees next to me leaning over me. "I'm so sorry. she says, is there anything, anything at all that I can do?" Im such an idiot! I just said "let me check my bike" it was fine. I seemed to be ok so I got on and continued my ride. It wasn't til later that I really began to think about what she had said to me. Phil |
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Raptor wrote: wrote: This past Month I was out riding the trail that runs arounds the lake. Its a nice paved trail. abouut 10' wide. I seemed to be the only one out on it early in the morning so I was cranking up the speed. In a field, off in the disatnce I saw a gal walking her dog. As I got closer to her the dog finally took notice of me as well. It was not on a leash and came bounding over, barking. There was not really much that I could do but try to avoid it so I ended up ridining off the trail, put my front wheel into a ditch and went over the handlebars. Dazed, I was laying on the ground and there was this stupid big golden retreiver licking my face and one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen on her knees next to me leaning over me. "I'm so sorry. she says, is there anything, anything at all that I can do?" Im such an idiot! I just said "let me check my bike" it was fine. I seemed to be ok so I got on and continued my ride. It wasn't til later that I really began to think about what she had said to me. Phil You let a golden retriever freak you out? You deserve to miss a hot date. I suppose he should look at the whole episode in some sort of light that makes him not kick himself every time he thinks about it. The dog owner could have been a she-male or had some other type of baggage that would have kept it from being a happily-ever-after type of thing. Joseph Yeah, you're right. It's a tear-jerker any way you look at it. -- Lynn Wallace http://www.xmission.com/~lawall I have nothing but contempt and anger for those who betray the trust by exposing the name of our sources. They are, in my view, the most insidious of traitors." George H.W. Bush, April 16, 1999, |
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ps.com... I suppose he should look at the whole episode in some sort of light that makes him not kick himself every time he thinks about it. The dog owner could have been a she-male or had some other type of baggage that would have kept it from being a happily-ever-after type of thing. Was she holding grapes? I bet they were sour |
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