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Old June 26th 18, 11:00 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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you cannot make up stories like this, they are comedy gold.

https://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...-teeth-1716484
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Old June 27th 18, 12:16 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 26/06/18 23:00, MrCheerful wrote:

you cannot make up stories like this, they are comedy gold.


You're weird. *One* cannot make it up.

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Old June 29th 18, 03:21 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
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MrCheerful wrote:

you cannot make up stories like this, they are comedy gold.

https://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...-teeth-1716484


http://www.businessinsider.com/uber-drivers-convicted-of-almost-half-of-the-sex-offences-in-london-cabs-2017-11

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Old June 29th 18, 03:36 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 29/06/2018 15:21, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:

you cannot make up stories like this, they are comedy gold.

https://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...-teeth-1716484


http://www.businessinsider.com/uber-drivers-convicted-of-almost-half-of-the-sex-offences-in-london-cabs-2017-11

j.

This is a cycling group. Try posting to a car or taxi group.
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Old June 29th 18, 03:44 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
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MrCheerful wrote:
On 29/06/2018 15:21, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:

you cannot make up stories like this, they are comedy gold.

https://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...-teeth-1716484


http://www.businessinsider.com/uber-drivers-convicted-of-almost-half-of-the-sex-offences-in-london-cabs-2017-11

j.

This is a cycling group. Try posting to a car or taxi group.


This is a group for cyclists. Try going and killing yourself, filth.

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Old June 29th 18, 04:23 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 29/06/2018 15:36, MrCheerful wrote:
On 29/06/2018 15:21, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:

you cannot make up stories like this, they are comedy gold.

https://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...-teeth-1716484


http://www.businessinsider.com/uber-drivers-convicted-of-almost-half-of-the-sex-offences-in-london-cabs-2017-11


j.

This is a cycling group.Â* I really should be posting to a OCD help group that specialises in cyclists fixations.


I fixed your sentence above.


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Old June 30th 18, 01:59 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Friday, June 29, 2018 at 5:10:43 PM UTC+1, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 6/26/2018 3:00 PM, MrCheerful wrote:
you cannot make up stories like this, they are comedy gold.

https://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...-teeth-1716484



Police are gonna require a better description than "toothless," dear sir.
That describes three-quarters of the limey population.
LOL


Actually it was the Royal Navy adding lemon juice to the sailors grog that prevented tooth loss from Scurvy that was so common in lesser navies. RN sailors were encouraged to masturbate instead of buggering each other as happened and still happens in the US navy.
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Old June 30th 18, 09:43 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Saturday, June 30, 2018 at 4:44:49 PM UTC+1, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 6/30/2018 5:59 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, June 29, 2018 at 5:10:43 PM UTC+1, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 6/26/2018 3:00 PM, MrCheerful wrote:
you cannot make up stories like this, they are comedy gold.

https://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...-teeth-1716484


Police are gonna require a better description than "toothless," dear sir.
That describes three-quarters of the limey population.
LOL


Actually it was the Royal Navy adding lemon juice to the sailors grog that prevented tooth loss from Scurvy that was so common in lesser navies. RN sailors were encouraged to masturbate instead of buggering each other as happened and still happens in the US navy.

I'll defer to your knowledge of buggery.
LOL


It is the Atlantically Challenged that participate in buggery.

You would be speaking Japanese if it wasn't for us.
In reality your west coast cities would still be radioactive if it wasn't for British special forces.
 




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