Mercian Cycles branching out?

Out for a pootle this evening and on the return leg I pass Mercian
Cycles, so stopped to gaze in at the shiny things.There's currently an
advert in the window for "ESCORT AGENCY - ladies required", no
experience is necessary apparently as, ahem, training will be given.

Are Mercian expanding into new areas? I think we should be told.

Made me chuckle anyway.

"Bob"
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Out for a pootle this evening and on the return leg I pass Mercian
Cycles, so stopped to gaze in at the shiny things.There's currently an
advert in the window for "ESCORT AGENCY - ladies required", no
experience is necessary apparently as, ahem, training will be given.

Are Mercian expanding into new areas? I think we should be told.

Well, I know they make tandems - maybe they're pre-supplying them with the
other person?

cheers,
clive

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Out for a pootle this evening and on the return leg I pass Mercian
Cycles, so stopped to gaze in at the shiny things.There's currently an
advert in the window for "ESCORT AGENCY - ladies required", no
experience is necessary apparently as, ahem, training will be given.

Are Mercian expanding into new areas? I think we should be told.

Well, I know they make tandems - maybe they're pre-supplying them with
the other person?

Does she do all the pedalling? Could be handy, and give a whole new
meaning to "going out with a fit bird"... :-)

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