Fatty Master Championships

I don't know what else to call this season. There are
no obvious top contestants. Kirstie Alley is the one
that so totally fits the viewing demographic it is
spooky. Everyone wants to like her and she didn't suck.
I'm not going to make any predictions until next week
but the early betting has her in the finals.

Athletes do well and Hines Ward has a lot of potential.
It hurts him to play in a small media market but he has
a lot of visibility in the high density east coast.
Sugar Ray Leonard has possibilities but didn't really
show much. Chris Jerico will get to go home fairly soon

The viewing demographic skews older and female. That
hurts the pretty girls, looks won't take you that far.
Sympathy will although I think Petra Nemcova's English
skills will make it difficult for her to connect with
the audience. Chelsea Kane and Kendra Wilkinson will
have some time to develop fans. The show has had Disney
Channel stars and Playboy models before, Kyle Massey is
the first to have amounted to anything on the show. It's
a weak season with no obvious favorites, one of the
pretty girls could make a run.

Fred Flintstein

On Mar 22, 6:24*pm, Fred Flintstein
wrote:
I don't know what else to call this season. There are
no obvious top contestants. Kirstie Alley is the one
that so totally fits the viewing demographic it is
spooky. Everyone wants to like her and she didn't suck.
I'm not going to make any predictions until next week
but the early betting has her in the finals.

Athletes do well and Hines Ward has a lot of potential.
It hurts him to play in a small media market but he has
a lot of visibility in the high density east coast.
Sugar Ray Leonard has possibilities but didn't really
show much. Chris Jerico will get to go home fairly soon

FWIW, Ward plays for one of the few sports franchises
that has something amounting to a national fan base.
I see people wearing Steelers jerseys everywhere, all over
the country. I mean even more than USPS/DIscovery/Livestrong
jerseys. More Polamalu than Ward jerseys, but still. It's actually
a little sickening to me, even though I'm Pittsburgh-raised
and was a fan until I gave up football last year.

That's the problem with DWTS - no fan apparel. Not that
I necessarily want to see DWTS fans wearing what appears
to be the show's required uniforms.

Francoharrismaster Ben

Fred Flintstein wrote:
Sugar Ray Leonard has possibilities but didn't really
show much.

George Foreman would fit the demographic better in a fatty master
competition.

On Mar 22, 8:24*pm, Fred Flintstein
wrote:
I don't know what else to call this season. There are
no obvious top contestants. Kirstie Alley is the one
that so totally fits the viewing demographic it is
spooky. Everyone wants to like her and she didn't suck.
I'm not going to make any predictions until next week
but the early betting has her in the finals.

Athletes do well and Hines Ward has a lot of potential.
It hurts him to play in a small media market but he has
a lot of visibility in the high density east coast.
Sugar Ray Leonard has possibilities but didn't really
show much. Chris Jerico will get to go home fairly soon

The viewing demographic skews older and female. That
hurts the pretty girls, looks won't take you that far.
Sympathy will although I think Petra Nemcova's English
skills will make it difficult for her to connect with
the audience. Chelsea Kane and Kendra Wilkinson will
have some time to develop fans. The show has had Disney
Channel stars and Playboy models before, Kyle Massey is
the first to have amounted to anything on the show. It's
a weak season with no obvious favorites, one of the
pretty girls could make a run.

Fred Flintstein

Unless Kendra does a killer horizontal mambo in the middle of the
floor, I ain't interested. ~

R

On 3/23/2011 11:21 AM, RicodJour wrote:
Unless Kendra does a killer horizontal mambo in the middle of the
floor, I ain't interested. ~

R

Dumbass,

That's pretty standard stuff for several of the Latin forms.
Maybe some day they'll tweak the rules and allow a trapeze.

Fred Flintstein

RicodJour wrote:
Unless Kendra does a killer horizontal mambo in the middle of the
floor, I ain't interested. ~

Speaking of Kendra, here's a disquieting photo:
http://cdn4.media.cyclingnews.future...tador1_490.jpg

Dumbass - What the **** is a looser?

Is it when your mother takes a big splashy dump and then realizes she
just gave birth to you ?

On Mar 26, 7:22*am, Anton Berlin wrote:
Dumbass - What the **** is a looser?

Is it when your mother takes a big splashy dump and then realizes she
just gave birth to you ?

No its 1/2 way between loose and loosest. You know, you wish the rope
around around Armstrong's neck were tighter no
looser......metaphorically speaking.
Phil H

On 3/22/2011 7:24 PM, Fred Flintstein wrote:
I don't know what else to call this season. There are
no obvious top contestants. Kirstie Alley is the one
that so totally fits the viewing demographic it is
spooky. Everyone wants to like her and she didn't suck.
I'm not going to make any predictions until next week
but the early betting has her in the finals.

Athletes do well and Hines Ward has a lot of potential.
It hurts him to play in a small media market but he has
a lot of visibility in the high density east coast.
Sugar Ray Leonard has possibilities but didn't really
show much. Chris Jerico will get to go home fairly soon

The viewing demographic skews older and female. That
hurts the pretty girls, looks won't take you that far.
Sympathy will although I think Petra Nemcova's English
skills will make it difficult for her to connect with
the audience. Chelsea Kane and Kendra Wilkinson will
have some time to develop fans. The show has had Disney
Channel stars and Playboy models before, Kyle Massey is
the first to have amounted to anything on the show. It's
a weak season with no obvious favorites, one of the
pretty girls could make a run.

Fred Flintstein

Focksticks,

Hines Ward to win.

Fred Flintstein

On May 16, 10:31*pm, Fred Flintstein
wrote:
On 3/22/2011 7:24 PM, Fred Flintstein wrote:









I don't know what else to call this season. There are
no obvious top contestants. Kirstie Alley is the one
that so totally fits the viewing demographic it is
spooky. Everyone wants to like her and she didn't suck.
I'm not going to make any predictions until next week
but the early betting has her in the finals.

Athletes do well and Hines Ward has a lot of potential.
It hurts him to play in a small media market but he has
a lot of visibility in the high density east coast.
Sugar Ray Leonard has possibilities but didn't really
show much. Chris Jerico will get to go home fairly soon

The viewing demographic skews older and female. That
hurts the pretty girls, looks won't take you that far.
Sympathy will although I think Petra Nemcova's English
skills will make it difficult for her to connect with
the audience. Chelsea Kane and Kendra Wilkinson will
have some time to develop fans. The show has had Disney
Channel stars and Playboy models before, Kyle Massey is
the first to have amounted to anything on the show. It's
a weak season with no obvious favorites, one of the
pretty girls could make a run.

Fred Flintstein

Focksticks,

Hines Ward to win.

You know you will eventually be made to make the decision - it's
either them or us. Dancing (gak!) or cycling. It's like swimming (or
ice cream) vs. cycling - it's unnatural and against the CONI bible.

Abandon that gay 'sport' where men touch women who are wearing
revealing clothing and kick their legs really high and simulate sex,
and come back into the fold of a bunch of men wearing uber-tight
clothing and padding their crotches. All is forgiven.

R