Bicycling and HIV

Marcia has recently become a bicycling enthusiast, which I think is
great. One thing disturbs me however; can someone get infected with
AIDS if he sits on the bicycle seat of someone already infected? Marcia
is the type to squirm about while sitting and I know he's looking for
some sort of stimulation. Can this be a problem?



Eric

On Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:33:37 GMT, "Eric&Marcia"
wrote:



Marcia has recently become a bicycling enthusiast, which I think is
great. One thing disturbs me however; can someone get infected with
AIDS if he sits on the bicycle seat of someone already infected? Marcia
is the type to squirm about while sitting and I know he's looking for
some sort of stimulation. Can this be a problem?

Have you thought of removing the saddle. I hear that sitting on a
seat post while cycling can be stimulating to some people, and it
would alleviate your concerns about being infected with HIV from the
shared use of a saddle.

On Sep 7, 7:46*am, Tom Crispin
wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:33:37 GMT, "Eric&Marcia"

wrote:

Marcia has recently become a bicycling enthusiast, which I think is
great. One thing disturbs me however; can someone get infected with
AIDS if he sits on the bicycle seat of someone already infected? Marcia
is the type to squirm about while sitting and I know he's looking for
some sort of stimulation. Can this be a problem?

Have you thought of removing the saddle. *I hear that sitting on a
seat post while cycling can be stimulating to some people, and it
would alleviate your concerns about being infected with HIV from the
shared use of a saddle.

LOL

Eric&Marcia wrote:

Marcia has recently become a bicycling enthusiast, which I think is
great. One thing disturbs me however;

Just the one thing? Surely litotes...
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Eric&Marcia wrote:

Marcia has recently become a bicycling enthusiast, which I think is
great. One thing disturbs me however; can someone get infected with
AIDS if he sits on the bicycle seat of someone already infected? Marcia
is the type to squirm about while sitting and I know he's looking for
some sort of stimulation. Can this be a problem?



Eric

This another jms (or similar) troll?

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Come to Dave & Boris - your cycle security experts.

"Jaque Niffe" wrote in message
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On Sep 7, 7:46 am, Tom Crispin
wrote:
On Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:33:37 GMT, "Eric&Marcia"

wrote:

Marcia has recently become a bicycling enthusiast, which I think is
great. One thing disturbs me however; can someone get infected with
AIDS if he sits on the bicycle seat of someone already infected? Marcia
is the type to squirm about while sitting and I know he's looking for
some sort of stimulation. Can this be a problem?

Have you thought of removing the saddle. I hear that sitting on a
seat post while cycling can be stimulating to some people, and it
would alleviate your concerns about being infected with HIV from the
shared use of a saddle.


Of course put a condom on the seat post.............

"Eric&Marcia" wrote in message
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Marcia has recently become a bicycling enthusiast, which I think is
great. One thing disturbs me however; can someone get infected with
AIDS if he sits on the bicycle seat of someone already infected? Marcia
is the type to squirm about while sitting and I know he's looking for
some sort of stimulation. Can this be a problem?



Eric
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I used to bicycle about 30 or 40 miles a day, but now live where it it is
inconvenient to ride, so now I walk for exercise. My son-in-law is now
using my bicycle and he complained about the hard seat. I told him I would
try to find my cycling pants which had a chamois in the crotch.

Another solution, which you could try: just buy a new seat and don't let
anyone use the bicycle unless you have them tested for AIDS. Just smell the
seat and if it smells funny, wash it or replace it.

On Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:55:38 +0100, Keitht KeithT wrote:

Eric&Marcia wrote:

Marcia has recently become a bicycling enthusiast, which I think is
great. One thing disturbs me however; can someone get infected with
AIDS if he sits on the bicycle seat of someone already infected? Marcia
is the type to squirm about while sitting and I know he's looking for
some sort of stimulation. Can this be a problem?



Eric

This another jms (or similar) troll?


Don't drag me in to it - it was a ****wit magnet - it has worked very
well.

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Killed or seriously injured: Pedal Cyclists : 527 Pedestrians 371
All casualties: Pedal Cyclists : 3494 Pedestrians : 1631
Which is more dangerous?

Friendless ****wit "J" a/k/a "Eric&Marcia"
wrote in message
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flush idiotic troll

Looks like Junkie is having another of his typical lonely holiday
weekends.

Got friends, "J"?

LOL!

Diogenes wrote:


"Eric&Marcia" wrote in message
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Marcia has recently become a bicycling enthusiast, which I think is
great. One thing disturbs me however; can someone get infected with
AIDS if he sits on the bicycle seat of someone already infected?
Marcia is the type to squirm about while sitting and I know he's
looking for some sort of stimulation. Can this be a problem?



Eric
===
I used to bicycle about 30 or 40 miles a day, but now live where it
it is inconvenient to ride, so now I walk for exercise. My
son-in-law is now using my bicycle and he complained about the hard
seat. I told him I would try to find my cycling pants which had a
chamois in the crotch.

Another solution, which you could try: just buy a new seat and don't
let anyone use the bicycle unless you have them tested for AIDS.
Just smell the seat and if it smells funny, wash it or replace it.




Sniffing the seat? Oh, that's Eric's department. He's got quite a
fetish for that.



Marcia