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Old April 27th 08, 02:11 PM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle
Tom Sherman[_2_]
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Default Where the cyclists in America belong: back alleys, gutters andsidewalks

Edward Dolan wrote:

I am the best person I know.

Mr. Ed Dolan is a hermit, no?

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Old April 27th 08, 02:25 PM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle
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"Tom Sherman" wrote in message
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Edward Dolan wrote:

I am the best person I know.

Mr. Ed Dolan is a hermit, no?


Yes, and that must be the reason why I attract all the nuts and screwballs
of Usenet. But I am thinking of retiring from my endeavors. If and when I
do, Mr. Tom Sherman will be expected to carry on in my stead.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old April 27th 08, 04:24 PM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
marika
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"Tom Sherman" wrote in message
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Mr. Ed Dolan is a hermit, no?



There's no question about that. No one in society would tolerate his
baseline irritable nature or the gone postal episodes he exhibits on line

he's probably aware of it purposely isolates himself for our safety

mk5000

Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a
xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two
clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a
magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired
for that blunder.
Homer: I'll field that one. Let me ask *you* a question. Why would a grown
man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a
children's cartoon show?
Doug: I withdraw my question. -The Simpsons

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Old April 27th 08, 04:27 PM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
marika
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Yes, and that must be the reason why I attract all the nuts and screwballs
of Usenet. But I am thinking of retiring from my endeavors. If and when I
do, Mr. Tom Sherman will be expected to carry on in my stead.



Which endeavors? Repeating the same prepackaged flames over and over.

I'm not sure I would refer to those as endeavors

Or are you getting ready to post one of those million dollars burned out by
usenet posts?

mk5000

"You feckless puppet"--Canterbury's Law




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Old April 28th 08, 07:54 AM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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"marika" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Yes, and that must be the reason why I attract all the nuts and
screwballs of Usenet. But I am thinking of retiring from my endeavors. If
and when I do, Mr. Tom Sherman will be expected to carry on in my stead.


Which endeavors? Repeating the same prepackaged flames over and over.

I'm not sure I would refer to those as endeavors

Or are you getting ready to post one of those million dollars burned out
by usenet posts?


Hey, somebody has got to do it. Otherwise we would be stuck with the likes
of you.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old April 28th 08, 07:58 AM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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"marika" wrote in message
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"Tom Sherman" wrote in message
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Mr. Ed Dolan is a hermit, no?



There's no question about that. No one in society would tolerate his
baseline irritable nature or the gone postal episodes he exhibits on line

he's probably aware of it purposely isolates himself for our safety


Compliments like the above will get you nowhere with the Great Ed Dolan. He
is beyond all slavering sycophants.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old April 28th 08, 03:01 PM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Hey, somebody has got to do it.


Wow I am so glad to hear your accomplishment. I know you are an honest hard
working totally cool person so I always believed it was but a passing bit of
a thing.
My parents are just plain old I guess. I am visiting home this weekend. I
guess I don't really remember drinking coffee so much in the a.m. as lunch
time, when I really needed it. I guess I never really liked the coffee
taste, so I have switched to things that still taste good. Like Red Bull
(which most people don't think tastes good, but I like it). They've
marketed a lot of stuff since then so coffee is a rarity for me. Right now,
I have something called Enviga on my desk. It's a Nestea product. It turns
out I was not entirely wrong about the effects I was feeling in the
afternoon. There's a lot of studies that say that it increases blood flow
and is best taken in the afternoon. Apparently there were additive effects
realized from this for people who lifted weights, as I used to in those
days. Now, I'm just thirsty and green tea just tastes good whereas coffee
does not. my doctor has said that I shouldn't drink water without anything
in it, because it has paradoxical effects of dehydrating me if I drink too
much. I fainted once a few years ago because I had had more water that
flushed out all the salt in my system. It just happens that there are few
thirst quenching things out there that don't have some bit of caffeine in
them. I think caffeine will help me with becoming disciplined and hard
working like you



Otherwise we would be stuck with the likes of you.


Me I inspired you. Wow. I can't imagine how that happened or what I said
or when but good for you. That proves what I know of you because you can't
get a endeavor like that while working unless I am disciplined and hard
working like you .

I find it very very affirming.



mk5000

Vida Boheme: Carol Ann, if we're going to be friends, there's something I
have to...
Carol Ann: Adam's Apple?
Vida Boheme: What?
Carol Ann: Adam's Apple. Women don't have Adam's Apples, only men have
Adam's Apples. The first night that you came to town I noticed that you had
yourself an Adam's Apple.
Vida Boheme: Then, then you know?
Carol Ann: I know, that I am very fortunate to have a lady friend who just
happens to have an Adam's Apple. --To Wong Foo








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Old April 28th 08, 03:05 PM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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Compliments like the above will get you nowhere with the Great Ed Dolan.
He is beyond all slavering sycophants.


Having more than one option is the best!



mk5000



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We'll get this cheese, bang out, ride
What up Soopafly, G-Dub, Nate"--Snoop Dog, Press Play


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Old April 29th 08, 03:45 AM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle
Tom Sherman[_2_]
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Default Hyponatremia?

marika [insert last name here] wrote:
[...] my doctor has said
that I shouldn't drink water without anything in it, because it has
paradoxical effects of dehydrating me if I drink too much. I fainted
once a few years ago because I had had more water that flushed out all
the salt in my system.[...]


Hyponatremia, most likely: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyponatremia.

--
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Old April 29th 08, 07:14 AM posted to misc.survivalism,rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,aus.bicycle,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley
Edward Dolan
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"marika" wrote in message
...

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
...


Hey, somebody has got to do it.


Wow I am so glad to hear your accomplishment. I know you are an honest
hard working totally cool person so I always believed it was but a passing
bit of a thing.
My parents are just plain old I guess. I am visiting home this weekend.
I guess I don't really remember drinking coffee so much in the a.m. as
lunch time, when I really needed it. I guess I never really liked the
coffee taste, so I have switched to things that still taste good. Like
Red Bull (which most people don't think tastes good, but I like it).
They've marketed a lot of stuff since then so coffee is a rarity for me.
Right now, I have something called Enviga on my desk. It's a Nestea
product. It turns out I was not entirely wrong about the effects I was
feeling in the afternoon. There's a lot of studies that say that it
increases blood flow and is best taken in the afternoon. Apparently there
were additive effects realized from this for people who lifted weights, as
I used to in those days. Now, I'm just thirsty and green tea just tastes
good whereas coffee does not. my doctor has said that I shouldn't drink
water without anything in it, because it has paradoxical effects of
dehydrating me if I drink too much. I fainted once a few years ago
because I had had more water that flushed out all the salt in my system.
It just happens that there are few thirst quenching things out there that
don't have some bit of caffeine in them. I think caffeine will help me
with becoming disciplined and hard working like you


Yes, I don't blame you for falling madly in love with me. After all ... I am
Great. My signature says so.

Otherwise we would be stuck with the likes of you.


Me I inspired you. Wow. I can't imagine how that happened or what I said
or when but good for you. That proves what I know of you because you
can't get a endeavor like that while working unless I am disciplined and
hard working like you .


Try to control yourself! You are starting to embarrass me with your mad
love.

I find it very very affirming.


Alas, Marika, I can never love you back. I am not only Great, but a Great
Saint also. I have taken vows of poverty and chastity from my earliest
youth. However, I did not take a vow of obedience and so I could not become
a priest in the Roman Catholic Church as was my destiny. I am a Saint
without a Church!

Admire me from afar if you must, but we must forever remain apart. We are
like characters from the Bible. I am chaste and pure and you are a sinful
slut; yea, I am like Jesus of Nazareth and you are like Mary Magdalene. So
you can see how impossible it is.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


 




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