Embarrasing bike pants question

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 02:38:40 GMT,
, Neil Brooks
wrote:

More specifically: original front man of Van Halen. Son of a
prominent Beverly Hills ophthalmologist. Known for a raucous (in a
good way) voice and tremendous on-stage feats of athleticism.

Now he's an irrelevant fat bald old guy.
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"Zoot Katz" wrote in message
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Mon, 28 Mar 2005 02:38:40 GMT,
, Neil Brooks
wrote:

More specifically: original front man of Van Halen. Son of a
prominent Beverly Hills ophthalmologist. Known for a raucous (in a
good way) voice and tremendous on-stage feats of athleticism.

Now he's an irrelevant fat bald old guy.

So we should be seeing him here soon, no?

RichC (irrelevant formerly fat bald old guy)

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:35:08 -0500, ,
"Rich Clark" wrote:

Now he's an irrelevant fat bald old guy.

So we should be seeing him here soon, no?

alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent
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zk

Zoot Katz wrote:

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:35:08 -0500, ,
"Rich Clark" wrote:


Now he's an irrelevant fat bald old guy.

So we should be seeing him here soon, no?


alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent

What Zoot meant to type was alt.rec.bicycles.fabrizio.mazzoleni.

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wrote:
Do I need a jock or cup under bicycle shorts. If I go naked I get the
David Lee Roth effect -- big time, pardon the pun. Even with a jock
....
Are the pants just too small then?

Some shorts are more revealing than others (fit, pad, weight, color,
etc.). I usually prefer to wear synthetic t-shirts rather than jerseys
anyway (which are long enough to cover). If you're out for a fast ride,
that's one thing, but if you're doing long rides with time off the bike
around non-cyclists, less racey apparel may be more appropriate.

Gotcha. I think that's the issue. These are bright blue.

On 28 Mar 2005 06:09:12 -0800, "nickravo" wrote:

Gotcha. I think that's the issue. These are bright blue.

Maybe yellow would print more, maybe.

Ron

"Zoot Katz" wrote in message
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Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:35:08 -0500, ,
"Rich Clark" wrote:

Now he's an irrelevant fat bald old guy.

So we should be seeing him here soon, no?

alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent

ROTFL! Nothing like a good laugh before a ride! Gets the rib cage opened up
for the first ascent.


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I saw a guy in light blue bike pants in the mall recently who could have
been arrested for indecency. The keyword definitely is black. Another
garment where black is important is in wrestling singlets. I have
noticed that if school colors are light and might be offensive, most
singlets incorporate black in the design. The black portion usually
runs at an angle through the crotch, offset just enough to cover the
entire bulge. Unfortunately, whoever bought the silver singlets for our
team wasn't aware of this trick. Gross!

Now he's an irrelevant fat bald old guy.


Rich, fat, old, bald guy!

That's Mister Roth to you, buddy.

DLR


Might as well JUMP!