A Cycling & bikes forum. CycleBanter.com

Go Back   Home » CycleBanter.com forum » rec.bicycles » General
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

How to **** Off an Arrogant Pedalcyclist



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old May 15th 05, 12:56 AM
WeatherGuy
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default How to **** Off an Arrogant Pedalcyclist


"Scott en Aztlán" wrote in message
...
My wife and I went for a walk this afternoon. The sidewalk was very
narrow - only wide enough for my wife and I to walk side by side. As
we walked, our son (who is away at college) called, so she took the
call and was talking to him, not really paying attention to what was
ahead. Presently, an older gentleman riding a bicycle approached from
ahead of us. When he saw that my wife wasn't paying attention (and
thus was not going to step aside to let him ride past) he came to a
stop, then stood there glaring at us. As we passed by, he very
petulantly began to ring his little thumb-bell repeatedly, as if to
express his outrage that we didn't get out of his way. I turned to him
and said "use the bike lane, ****head." Then we walked on, shaking our
heads in disbelief.

Why do supposedly mature adults think it's OK to ride their bikes on
the sidewalk? Here's another couple we saw today on our walk:

http://tinypic.com/539poy

There's a perfectly good bike lane (or shoulder, as Brent likes to
call them) not five feet from these lard-asses, yet they feel the need
to endanger pedestrians on the sidewalk. Why?!?!?!?

People like these give good, courteous, law-abiding pedalcyclists a
bad name.

--
Life is short - drive fast!
http://www.geocities.com/scottenaztlan/



This behaviour by the cyclist was unacceptable. The "****head" was
unacceptable as well. There are times when it is necessary for safety
reasons to ride on a sidewalk (although perhaps not in this case). At all
times, the cyclist should not endanger the pedestrians, the pedestrians
should acknowledge the need to share the sidewalk and both cyclist and
pedestrians should be polite to each other.


Ads
  #2  
Old May 15th 05, 01:34 AM
di
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default


"Scott en Aztlán" wrote in message
Why do supposedly mature adults think it's OK to ride their bikes on
the sidewalk? Here's another couple we saw today on our walk:

http://tinypic.com/539poy

There's a perfectly good bike lane (or shoulder, as Brent likes to
call them) not five feet from these lard-asses, yet they feel the need
to endanger pedestrians on the sidewalk. Why?!?!?!?

People like these give good, courteous, law-abiding pedalcyclists a
bad name.

--
Life is short - drive fast!
http://www.geocities.com/scottenaztlan/


Your website says it all, you are the asshole, everyone is supposed to
behave as you think they should.


  #3  
Old May 15th 05, 01:41 AM
Joe Canuck
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Scott en Aztlán wrote:

My wife and I went for a walk this afternoon. The sidewalk was very
narrow - only wide enough for my wife and I to walk side by side. As



Would you have moved into single file had you met another pedestrian?
....or would you have insisted on staying side by each?

....now be honest.

I don't think you would have. More on this later.


we walked, our son (who is away at college) called, so she took the
call and was talking to him, not really paying attention to what was
ahead. Presently, an older gentleman riding a bicycle approached from
ahead of us. When he saw that my wife wasn't paying attention (and
thus was not going to step aside to let him ride past) he came to a
stop, then stood there glaring at us. As we passed by, he very
petulantly began to ring his little thumb-bell repeatedly, as if to
express his outrage that we didn't get out of his way. I turned to him
and said "use the bike lane, ****head." Then we walked on, shaking our
heads in disbelief.

Why do supposedly mature adults think it's OK to ride their bikes on
the sidewalk? Here's another couple we saw today on our walk:

http://tinypic.com/539poy



Wow, the sidewalk looks very crowded.

I can almost hear the pedestrians crying out in fear.

Granted, the street is not very busy either.



There's a perfectly good bike lane (or shoulder, as Brent likes to
call them) not five feet from these lard-asses, yet they feel the need
to endanger pedestrians on the sidewalk. Why?!?!?!?

People like these give good, courteous, law-abiding pedalcyclists a
bad name.


You were not exactly courteous with your "****head" and "lard-asses"
comments or refusal to share the sidewalk.

Sounds to me like you and your wife started off the walk in a cranky
mood and returned home in the same state with some photographic
"evidence" to support your collective bad moods and attitudes.

Like, give me a break ok, just because one is on the phone doesn't mean
their eyes stop working. I'm sure a pedestrian would have been equally
****ed-off when your wife would not make room to let them by on the
sidewalk as well.



  #4  
Old May 15th 05, 01:42 AM
Arif Khokar
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

WeatherGuy wrote:

There are times when it is necessary for safety
reasons to ride on a sidewalk


Bull****. If you want to ride, stay on the road with other traffic. If
you want to use the sidewalk, then you can *walk* with your bicycle.
Only idiot adults ride on the sidewalk.
  #5  
Old May 15th 05, 01:42 AM
Harry K
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default


WeatherGuy wrote:
"Scott en Aztl=E1n" wrote in message
...
My wife and I went for a walk this afternoon. The sidewalk was very
narrow - only wide enough for my wife and I to walk side by side.

As
we walked, our son (who is away at college) called, so she took the
call and was talking to him, not really paying attention to what

was
ahead. Presently, an older gentleman riding a bicycle approached

from
ahead of us. When he saw that my wife wasn't paying attention (and
thus was not going to step aside to let him ride past) he came to a
stop, then stood there glaring at us. As we passed by, he very
petulantly began to ring his little thumb-bell repeatedly, as if to
express his outrage that we didn't get out of his way. I turned to

him
and said "use the bike lane, ****head." Then we walked on, shaking

our
heads in disbelief.

Why do supposedly mature adults think it's OK to ride their bikes

on
the sidewalk? Here's another couple we saw today on our walk:

http://tinypic.com/539poy

There's a perfectly good bike lane (or shoulder, as Brent likes to
call them) not five feet from these lard-asses, yet they feel the

need
to endanger pedestrians on the sidewalk. Why?!?!?!?

People like these give good, courteous, law-abiding pedalcyclists a
bad name.

--
Life is short - drive fast!
http://www.geocities.com/scottenaztlan/



This behaviour by the cyclist was unacceptable. The "****head" was
unacceptable as well. There are times when it is necessary for safety


reasons to ride on a sidewalk (although perhaps not in this case). At

all
times, the cyclist should not endanger the pedestrians, the

pedestrians
should acknowledge the need to share the sidewalk and both cyclist

and
pedestrians should be polite to each other.


The cyclist needs to recognize "right of way". On a sidewalk the
pedestrian has it. It is the cyclist who needs to give way, dismount
or whatever.

Harry K

  #6  
Old May 15th 05, 01:47 AM
Joe Canuck
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

di wrote:

"Scott en Aztlán" wrote in message

Why do supposedly mature adults think it's OK to ride their bikes on
the sidewalk? Here's another couple we saw today on our walk:

http://tinypic.com/539poy

There's a perfectly good bike lane (or shoulder, as Brent likes to
call them) not five feet from these lard-asses, yet they feel the need
to endanger pedestrians on the sidewalk. Why?!?!?!?

People like these give good, courteous, law-abiding pedalcyclists a
bad name.

--
Life is short - drive fast!
http://www.geocities.com/scottenaztlan/



Your website says it all, you are the asshole, everyone is supposed to
behave as you think they should.



Wow, I missed that on my first pass of his post.

Ok, so we now know why he carries the camera... to collect "evidence" to
support his hate-on website.

  #7  
Old May 15th 05, 02:02 AM
Joe Canuck
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Scott en Aztlán wrote:

My wife and I went for a walk this afternoon. The sidewalk was very


How to ****-off Scottie...

I used to own a computer manufacturing business that offered customers
mail-in rebates on our products. Most customers never bothered to mail
them in, and when they did the requirements for the rebate were not
furfilled. We would always wait until after the rebate deadline before
sending the customer a letter informing them they had not met the rebate
requirements and that it didn't matter anymore as it was past the deadline.

One day I was driving around town in my slow moving vintage Cadillac
when it was rear-ended by some fast moving vehicle. I suffered numerous
injuries and have been off work ever since. I developed a serious
drinking problem that I have been using my credit cards to support. Now
I drive, when not drinking of course, even slower than I did before.
When the SOB fast drivers come up behind my vehicle honking their horns
I usually slow down by 10 mph. In some cases I'm already going 10 mph or
less, so we end up stopped. Of course, the passing lane is free but the
idiot fast driver is still behind me, STOPPED, expected me to move my
STOPPED vehicle over so he/she can pass. Go figure.

Well anyways, my credit cards are getting maxed out so I have declared
bankrupcy to clear the debts out so I can start over again. Scott's town
looks like a nice place to live. I may move there and pedal around town
on the sidewalks... slowly of course. Don't mind me if I don't move over
for the pedestrians on the sidewalks, that happens when I am on the cell
phone and not paying any attention to where I am going or standing. I
seem to have an out-of-body experience when I am on the cell phone for
some reason. Odd how it is, that the credit card companies always call
me when I am on the bike to offer me more credit cards.

Hey, my shiny new credit card arrived in the mail. Wowa, lookit that
credit limit. Ok, I'm heading out to the Cadillac dealership to get me a
new slo-boat.

Bye!

  #8  
Old May 15th 05, 02:26 AM
Marty
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Scott en Aztlán wrote:
My wife and I went for a walk this afternoon. The sidewalk was very
narrow - only wide enough for my wife and I to walk side by side. As
we walked, our son (who is away at college) called, so she took the
call and was talking to him, not really paying attention to what was
ahead. Presently, an older gentleman riding a bicycle approached from
ahead of us. When he saw that my wife wasn't paying attention (and
thus was not going to step aside to let him ride past) he came to a
stop, then stood there glaring at us. As we passed by, he very
petulantly began to ring his little thumb-bell repeatedly, as if to
express his outrage that we didn't get out of his way. I turned to him
and said "use the bike lane, ****head." Then we walked on, shaking our
heads in disbelief.

Why do supposedly mature adults think it's OK to ride their bikes on
the sidewalk? Here's another couple we saw today on our walk:

http://tinypic.com/539poy

There's a perfectly good bike lane (or shoulder, as Brent likes to
call them) not five feet from these lard-asses, yet they feel the need
to endanger pedestrians on the sidewalk. Why?!?!?!?

People like these give good, courteous, law-abiding pedalcyclists a
bad name.


Humans are inherently fallible (except for the pope of course) so you
can't expect perfect behaviour, you just have to factor silliness and
stupidity into your expectations of people. Getting upset all the time
is no good for you and won't change what they do.

Marty
  #9  
Old May 15th 05, 03:53 AM
AZ Nomad
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

On Sat, 14 May 2005 19:34:22 -0500, di wrote:



"Scott en Aztlán" wrote in message
Why do supposedly mature adults think it's OK to ride their bikes on
the sidewalk? Here's another couple we saw today on our walk:

http://tinypic.com/539poy

There's a perfectly good bike lane (or shoulder, as Brent likes to
call them) not five feet from these lard-asses, yet they feel the need
to endanger pedestrians on the sidewalk. Why?!?!?!?

People like these give good, courteous, law-abiding pedalcyclists a
bad name.

--
Life is short - drive fast!
http://www.geocities.com/scottenaztlan/


Your website says it all, you are the asshole, everyone is supposed to
behave as you think they should.



hello pot.
meet kettle.
  #10  
Old May 15th 05, 04:32 AM
Bill Sornson
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Scott en Aztlán wrote:
My wife and I went for a walk this afternoon. The sidewalk was very
narrow - only wide enough for my wife and I to walk side by side.


Bzzzzzt. Bad grammar buzzer. Rest of rant deemed to be equally stupid and
therefore deleted.

Post again...one year.

Bill "OK, I recognized the hate-monger's moniker" S.


 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Scat, Shit & Piss Bill Sornson Mountain Biking 3 April 22nd 05 09:11 PM
Arrogant Pedalcyclists in Action max General 2 April 12th 05 10:57 AM
climb on bikes - poor service -arrogant coconut headed bloke. Pueri laeta UK 5 April 4th 05 09:41 AM
Greedy, arrogant bike shop owner Rick Warner General 116 April 7th 04 12:22 AM
I hope this is a piss take Richard Bates UK 4 July 19th 03 09:05 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:42 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 CycleBanter.com.
The comments are property of their posters.