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Giant Evil Bike-Eating Mice!
[Mark Thompson wrote:]
Whilst clicking random links in Flickr, I stumbled across this invasion of Giant Killer Bike-eating Mice: www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=306816878&size=o Dunno where it is, but being savagely attacked by the local wildlife suggests it's Australia. Dear Mark, I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay. Another post has tentatively identified the culprits: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka Apparently quokkas attack in packs and are so bloodthirsty that they are gnawing on the bicycle after completely devouring the rider. Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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On 30 Nov 2006 09:59:45 -0800, "bdbafh" wrote:
wrote: [Mark Thompson wrote:] Whilst clicking random links in Flickr, I stumbled across this invasion of Giant Killer Bike-eating Mice: www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=306816878&size=o Dunno where it is, but being savagely attacked by the local wildlife suggests it's Australia. Dear Mark, I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay. Another post has tentatively identified the culprits: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka Apparently quokkas attack in packs and are so bloodthirsty that they are gnawing on the bicycle after completely devouring the rider. Cheers, Carl Fogel Are they immune to the effects of pepper gas? -bdbafh Dear BD, It seems likely that quokkas are immune to pepper gas. Indeed, the man-eating marsupial squirrles may even be attracted by such pitiful attempts at self-defense. They probably consider the fiery pepper spray a savory dressing for the carcasses of their victims. After all, far less savage creatures find pepper spray irresistible: "According to Tom Smith, a researcher for the U.S. Geological Survey, hikers that 'spray their tents and campsites with the pepper spray in a misguided attempt to ward off prowling bears during the night, are more likely to lure them to investigate the smell.' That's right. Catnip for bears." "Smith wrote up his discovery for a scientific journal after he found bears rolling in pepper spray he had sprayed on a stretch of beach at Katmai National Park." "In one case, a man who sprayed an outhouse with red pepper found it flattened by a curious bear, according to Smith." http://vikingphoenix.com/news/stn/1998/stn98006.htm Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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says... Indeed, the man-eating marsupial squirrles may even be attracted by such pitiful attempts at self-defense. They probably consider the fiery pepper spray a savory dressing for the carcasses of their victims. Is this really surprising? I mean, we're talking about Australia here. To quote Bill Bryson (from In a Sunburned Country): "It is the home of the largest living thing on earth, the Great Barrier Reef, and of the largest monolith, Ayers Rock (or Uluru to use its now-official, more respectful Aboriginal name). It has more things that will kill you than anywhere else. Of the world=3Fs ten most poisonous snakes, all are Australian. Five of its creatures=3Fthe funnel web spider, box jellyfish, blue-ringed octopus, paralysis tick, and stonefish=3Fare the most lethal of their type in the world. This is a country where even the fluffiest of caterpillars can lay you out with a toxic nip, where seashells will not just sting you but actually sometimes go for you. Pick up an innocuous cone shell from a Queensland beach, as innocent tourists are all too wont to do, and you will discover that the little fellow inside is not just astoundingly swift and testy but exceedingly venomous. If you are not stung or pronged to death in some unexpected manner, you may be fatally chomped by sharks or crocodiles, or carried helplessly out to sea by irresistible currents, or left to stagger to an unhappy death in the baking outback. It=3Fs a tough place." I'd say bloodthirsty marsupial mice are par for the course. -- __o Kristian Zoerhoff _'\(,_ (_)/ (_) |
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They look like quokkas to me, which would make the location Rottnest Island
off Perth... wrote in message oups.com... [Mark Thompson wrote:] Whilst clicking random links in Flickr, I stumbled across this invasion of Giant Killer Bike-eating Mice: www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=306816878&size=o Dunno where it is, but being savagely attacked by the local wildlife suggests it's Australia. |
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On Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:47:47 +0100, M-gineering
wrote: wrote: I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay. Peanuts compared to what will happen if you were to call them hamsters and post it on de.rec.fahrrad I thought hamsters were two generations back for German motorcycles; aren't they using some kind of Himalayan hare now? -- Typoes are a feature, not a bug. Some gardening required to reply via email. Words processed in a facility that contains nuts. |
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On Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:44:18 GMT, Kristian M Zoerhoff
wrote: In article , says... Indeed, the man-eating marsupial squirrles may even be attracted by such pitiful attempts at self-defense. They probably consider the fiery pepper spray a savory dressing for the carcasses of their victims. Is this really surprising? I mean, we're talking about Australia here. To quote Bill Bryson (from In a Sunburned Country): "It is the home of the largest living thing on earth, the Great Barrier Reef, and of the largest monolith, Ayers Rock (or Uluru to use its now-official, more respectful Aboriginal name). It has more things that will kill you than anywhere else. Of the world=3Fs ten most poisonous snakes, all are Australian. Five of its creatures=3Fthe funnel web spider, box jellyfish, blue-ringed octopus, paralysis tick, and stonefish=3Fare the most lethal of their type in the world. This is a country where even the fluffiest of caterpillars can lay you out with a toxic nip, where seashells will not just sting you but actually sometimes go for you. Pick up an innocuous cone shell from a Queensland beach, as innocent tourists are all too wont to do, and you will discover that the little fellow inside is not just astoundingly swift and testy but exceedingly venomous. If you are not stung or pronged to death in some unexpected manner, you may be fatally chomped by sharks or crocodiles, or carried helplessly out to sea by irresistible currents, or left to stagger to an unhappy death in the baking outback. It=3Fs a tough place." I'd say bloodthirsty marsupial mice are par for the course. Are we sure those weren't the Tasmanian variant of the drop bear, which drops *upward* to fall on its unsuspecting prey? -- Typoes are a feature, not a bug. Some gardening required to reply via email. Words processed in a facility that contains nuts. |
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Hmmm
that's nothing! On a recent cycling trip to Amsterdam, these two lay in wait for me outside my room. I believe the Dutch quakka may be involved in a secret pan-continental anti-cyclist conspiracy with the Aussie quokka. Had to give them all my bread to make my escape...... http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/nei...nm=268dscd.jpg You have been warned..... Neil wrote in message oups.com... [Mark Thompson wrote:] Whilst clicking random links in Flickr, I stumbled across this invasion of Giant Killer Bike-eating Mice: www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=306816878&size=o Dunno where it is, but being savagely attacked by the local wildlife suggests it's Australia. Dear Mark, I'm cross-posting this lurid evidence of savage marsupial squirrels to RBT, where it will cause maximum dismay. Another post has tentatively identified the culprits: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka Apparently quokkas attack in packs and are so bloodthirsty that they are gnawing on the bicycle after completely devouring the rider. Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:47:04 GMT, "Neil Graham"
wrote: Hmmm that's nothing! On a recent cycling trip to Amsterdam, these two lay in wait for me outside my room. I believe the Dutch quakka may be involved in a secret pan-continental anti-cyclist conspiracy with the Aussie quokka. Had to give them all my bread to make my escape...... http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/nei...nm=268dscd.jpg You have been warned..... Neil Dear Neil, "Cornered by the street ducks, Phil wasn't exactly sure what to do -- and then he remembered his 12 gauge." --Gary Larson "Far Side" cartoon Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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