Hey Poochums, I got a new bike

The Strong/Chos group got me a new bike, it apparently was used by
Glendale Fire Department, and the type of bike it is is not available,
but likely a Trek.

The guy that gave it to me is from Milwaukee, and tried to buddy up to
me. He runs a bike donation service, to people who need bikes, and
he's completely Strong/Cho created and supported, by all the Bicycle
Village stores - a place where RUSH by their retard Virginia Newbon,
thought was a neutral, trustworthy place.

The bike I do not want to take in the mountains on the trails,
although it is better than the Magna. You see, Poochy, I wanted to
impress you by riding a shockless, front brakes only, piece of crap on
Dakota Ridge, in that I didn't care if I destroyed the bike on the
rocks. In fact I was planning on it.

This bike isn't so delicate, but it being my urban transportation
(although capable of XC), I don't want to risk it.

I still need a bike, RideyOochums, please tell your RUSH contacts to
assit me in securing a nice, exquisite, piece of MTB machinery. I'll
make sure I get you the chipmunk slippers if you do!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!! (that's what your tinsel moron puppetmaster
wanted me to say eh).

Keep it up! I can get you hassled by the Lakewood PD again. Or if you
like I can train you how to be nice.