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90 seconds. 90 ****ing seconds. That's the total amount of coverage George
Michael's vaunted Sports Machine gives to Lance Armstrong's 6th straight TdF victory. I would have at least expected some kind of personal story - you know, the kind they give to Kobe Bryant on a weekly basis after having raped some slutty fan, or to some local high school cheerleading hero who saved his best friend's pet chihuahua from drowning. Hell, maybe they could have even mentioned the fact that he had recovered from cancer to completely dominate one of the most difficult physical challenges in the world. But no - just a glib post-win ripoff interview about how great it was to hear the Star Spangled Banner in France, and that's it. Followed immediately by SEVEN MINUTES of Nascar coverage. Christ. What the **** is WRONG with this country's sports coverage? **** you, George Michael. **** you and your Nascar-loving, baseball playing, wife beating blue collar moron viewers. And **** YOU George. **** you for dumbing down cycling to the typical American viewer. I hope you die soon. |
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"James Calivar" wrote in message link.net... 90 seconds. 90 ****ing seconds. That's the total amount of coverage George Michael's vaunted Sports Machine gives to Lance Armstrong's 6th straight TdF victory. I would have at least expected some kind of personal story - you know, the kind they give to Kobe Bryant on a weekly basis after having raped some slutty fan, or to some local high school cheerleading hero who saved his best friend's pet chihuahua from drowning. Hell, maybe they could have even mentioned the fact that he had recovered from cancer to completely dominate one of the most difficult physical challenges in the world. But no - just a glib post-win ripoff interview about how great it was to hear the Star Spangled Banner in France, and that's it. Followed immediately by SEVEN MINUTES of Nascar coverage. Christ. What the **** is WRONG with this country's sports coverage? **** you, George Michael. **** you and your Nascar-loving, baseball playing, wife beating blue collar moron viewers. And **** YOU George. **** you for dumbing down cycling to the typical American viewer. I hope you die soon. rofl, haha! dumbing down? which george was that? |
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Exactly!
"James Calivar" wrote in message link.net... 90 seconds. 90 ****ing seconds. That's the total amount of coverage George Michael's vaunted Sports Machine gives to Lance Armstrong's 6th straight TdF victory. I would have at least expected some kind of personal story - you know, the kind they give to Kobe Bryant on a weekly basis after having raped some slutty fan, or to some local high school cheerleading hero who saved his best friend's pet chihuahua from drowning. Hell, maybe they could have even mentioned the fact that he had recovered from cancer to completely dominate one of the most difficult physical challenges in the world. But no - just a glib post-win ripoff interview about how great it was to hear the Star Spangled Banner in France, and that's it. Followed immediately by SEVEN MINUTES of Nascar coverage. Christ. What the **** is WRONG with this country's sports coverage? **** you, George Michael. **** you and your Nascar-loving, baseball playing, wife beating blue collar moron viewers. And **** YOU George. **** you for dumbing down cycling to the typical American viewer. I hope you die soon. |
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(Namby Pamby, Texas - July 25, 2004) A spokesperson for George Michael
announced today that George Michael would be becoming openly gay really soon in order not to miss out on the latest cool new craze of being openly gay. "George Michael will become openly gay probably early next week," the spokesperson announced. Despite the announcement however, the spokesperson was quick to deny that George Michael was only becoming openly gay in order to capture the rapidly growing demographic of people who are not only openly gay, but are also ACTUALLY gay -- you know, like, FOR REAL. "George Michael is becoming openly gay," said the spokesperson, "because it is the right thing to do. It is the right thing to do for our country and the right thing to do for our freedom... And for our democracy.... And for our constitution." However, several openly gay professional cyclists protested George Michael becoming openly gay, saying it was just a political stunt, and that if he went ahead with becoming bogusly openly gay then it would make all other currently REALLY openly gay heterosexuals look like a buncha douchebags and therefore they would all immediately and totally STOP being openly gay, though they weren't sure yet whether that meant they would have to stop being just openly or stop being just gay or actually stop being both at the same time. However, the fifth openly gay Supreme Court justice, Rehnquist, has intervened saying if the UCI openly gay cyclists stop being openly gay he will sentence them all immediately to the electric chair or the gas chamber for failure to come to a complete stop at a stop sign partially covered over by a tree. George Michael's spokesperson said that as soon as George Michael finished becoming openly gay and before being removed from the so-called "Sports Machine" to make way for Bob Roll, he would, of course, appoint Phil Liggett Secretary of State and Paul Sherwin head of the FBI. He also said he'd appoint the Village People to be Secretary of, you know, the Interior. "It's the least an openly gay American can do to honor our great openly gay American heritage," the spokesman said George Michael said. "James Calivar" wrote in message link.net... 90 seconds. 90 ****ing seconds. That's the total amount of coverage George Michael's vaunted Sports Machine gives to Lance Armstrong's 6th straight TdF victory. I would have at least expected some kind of personal story - you know, the kind they give to Kobe Bryant on a weekly basis after having raped some slutty fan, or to some local high school cheerleading hero who saved his best friend's pet chihuahua from drowning. Hell, maybe they could have even mentioned the fact that he had recovered from cancer to completely dominate one of the most difficult physical challenges in the world. But no - just a glib post-win ripoff interview about how great it was to hear the Star Spangled Banner in France, and that's it. Followed immediately by SEVEN MINUTES of Nascar coverage. Christ. What the **** is WRONG with this country's sports coverage? **** you, George Michael. **** you and your Nascar-loving, baseball playing, wife beating blue collar moron viewers. And **** YOU George. **** you for dumbing down cycling to the typical American viewer. I hope you die soon. |
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Followed immediately by SEVEN MINUTES of Nascar coverage.
WhoooWHEE man, look at dem cars smashin' into eachother. Now that's racin', I tell ya what. Mike http://mikebeauchamp.com |
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James Calivar wrote:
90 seconds. 90 ****ing seconds. That's the total amount of coverage George Michael's vaunted Sports Machine gives to Lance Armstrong's 6th straight TdF victory. What does "vaunted" mean in that sentence? Because all the dictionaries I look at say it means the opposite of the word that belongs there. --Blair "Just replace George with the machine." |
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"James Calivar" wrote in message link.net... 90 seconds. 90 ****ing seconds. That's the total amount of coverage George Michael's vaunted Sports Machine gives to Lance Armstrong's 6th straight TdF victory. I would have at least expected some kind of personal story - you know, the kind they give to Kobe Bryant on a weekly basis after having raped some slutty fan, or to some local high school cheerleading hero who saved his best friend's pet chihuahua from drowning. Hell, maybe they could have even mentioned the fact that he had recovered from cancer to completely dominate one of the most difficult physical challenges in the world. But no - just a glib post-win ripoff interview about how great it was to hear the Star Spangled Banner in France, and that's it. Followed immediately by SEVEN MINUTES of Nascar coverage. I didn't know anyone actually watched that Sports Machine show. I thought the guy owned the network or something and the Sports Machine was a vanity project. M. |
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James Calivar wrote:
90 seconds. 90 ****ing seconds. That's the total amount of coverage George Michael's vaunted Sports Machine gives to Lance Armstrong's 6th straight TdF victory. I would have at least expected some kind of personal story - you know, the kind they give to Kobe Bryant on a weekly basis after having raped some slutty fan, or to some local high school cheerleading hero who saved his best friend's pet chihuahua from drowning. Hell, maybe they could have even mentioned the fact that he had recovered from cancer to completely dominate one of the most difficult physical challenges in the world. But no - just a glib post-win ripoff interview about how great it was to hear the Star Spangled Banner in France, and that's it. Followed immediately by SEVEN MINUTES of Nascar coverage. Christ. What the **** is WRONG with this country's sports coverage? **** you, George Michael. **** you and your Nascar-loving, baseball playing, wife beating blue collar moron viewers. And **** YOU George. **** you for dumbing down cycling to the typical American viewer. I hope you die soon. I lived in DC all my life until 1982, so it was sort of cool when a sportscaster I knew from there went national (syndicated) some years later. However, about a year of the "Sports Machine" was more than enough. Haven't seen it in at least five years. (Closer to 10 probably.) I suggest you follow suit. Bill "vote with the clicker" S. |
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Mike Beauchamp wrote: Followed immediately by SEVEN MINUTES of Nascar coverage. WhoooWHEE man, look at dem cars smashin' into eachother. Now that's racin', I tell ya what. Highway Star -- Nobody gonna take my car I'm gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car It's gonna break the speed of sound Oooh it's a killing machine It's got everything Like a driving power big fat tyres and everything I love it and I need it I bleed it yeah it's a wild hurricane Alright hold tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my girl I'm gonna keep her to the end Nobody gonna have my girl She stays close on every bend Oooh she's a killing machine She's a moving mouth body control and everything I love her I need her I seed her Yeah She turns me on Alright hold on tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my head I got speed inside my brain Nobody gonna steal my head Now that i'm on the road again Oooh i'm in heaven again i've got everything Like a moving ground an open road and everything I love it and I need it I seed it eight cylinders all mine Alright hold on tight I'm a highway star Nobody gonna take my car I'm gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car It's gonna break the speed of sound Oooh it's a killing machine It's got everything like a driving power big fat tyres and everything I love it and I need it I bleed it Yeah it's a wild hurricane Alright hold on tight I'm a highway star I'm a highway star, I'm a highway star |
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James Calivar wrote:
90 seconds. 90 ****ing seconds. That's the total amount of coverage George Michael's vaunted Sports Machine gives to Lance Armstrong's 6th straight TdF victory. I would have at least expected some kind of personal story - you know, the kind they give to Kobe Bryant on a weekly basis after having raped some slutty fan, or to some local high school cheerleading hero who saved his best friend's pet chihuahua from drowning. Hell, maybe they could have even mentioned the fact that he had recovered from cancer to completely dominate one of the most difficult physical challenges in the world. But no - just a glib post-win ripoff interview about how great it was to hear the Star Spangled Banner in France, and that's it. Followed immediately by SEVEN MINUTES of Nascar coverage. Christ. What the **** is WRONG with this country's sports coverage? **** you, George Michael. **** you and your Nascar-loving, baseball playing, wife beating blue collar moron viewers. And **** YOU George. **** you for dumbing down cycling to the typical American viewer. I hope you die soon. Just what the **** did you expect? For every one person that watched the TdF, 10,000 watched the NASCAR race, and that number is probably low. Nextel Cup is the #2 spectator sport in the country by TV ratings, behind only the NFL. Heck, I'd be willing to bet NASCAR's IN PERSON attendance numbers at the race track is higher than OLN's viewership. You're lucky Lance got 90 seconds, and the only reason he got 90 seconds instead of 30 is because he won #6. #1-#5 got 30 or less, I would bet, if ol' George showed them at all. Regards, H. |
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