Any good Pope jokes?

Anyone?

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Pope John Paul said he's worried about the declining number of priests in
the United States. On the other hand, it shows that our justice system is
working.

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Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy
rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"

Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally
get to ask him."

The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of
the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead,
Dopey, ask him,ask him!"

The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young
man?"

Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead
and ask.

Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies,"Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others
all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the
rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues,
"Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black
nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey,
ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"

To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any
midget black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are
any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and
yelling, "Dopey ****ed a penguin, Dopey ****ed a penguin!"

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sincerely,


Pope Kurgan Gringioni I

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Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy
rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"

Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we
finally get to ask him."

The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front
of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go
ahead, Dopey, ask him,ask him!"

The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young
man?"

Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead
and ask.

Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies,"Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others
all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the
rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues,
"Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few
black nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part,
Dopey, ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"

To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any
midget black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there
are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing,
and yelling, "Dopey ****ed a penguin, Dopey ****ed a penguin!"

I just spewed spaghetti-os all over my keyboard! ... and out my nose.

--
Bob C.

"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)

Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
crit PRO wrote:
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This thread is VERY offensive.



sincerely,


Pope Kurgan Gringioni I

I don't know, Dwarves that are into beastiality sounds like a springer
episode to me. Throw in a white trash Snow White who's ****ed 'cause
one of her men is cheating and you've got great show, especially when
Snow White starts kicking the **** out of the penguin and a PETA
protester jumps up on stage and starts beating on her, then the dwarves
freak on everybody.
Bill C

On 5 Apr 2005 10:16:19 -0700, "Bill C" wrote:

I don't know, Dwarves that are into beastiality sounds like a springer
episode to me. Throw in a white trash Snow White who's ****ed 'cause
one of her men is cheating and you've got great show, especially when
Snow White starts kicking the **** out of the penguin and a PETA
protester jumps up on stage and starts beating on her, then the dwarves
freak on everybody.

Dunno. You have this done by Jonathon Winters with a bicycle pump as a
prop?

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

crit PRO wrote:
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Give it a rest. The entire world is in mourning, and you're making
light of it. I understand that even President Bush has sent his
condolences to Mrs. Pope.

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Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when
Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see
the Pope!"

Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we
finally get to ask him."

The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in
front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and
saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him,ask him!"

The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me,
young man?"

Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go
ahead and ask.

Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies,"Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The
others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey,
ask him the rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey
continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few
black nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part,
Dopey, ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"

To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there
any midget black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think
there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start
laughing, and yelling, "Dopey ****ed a penguin, Dopey ****ed a
penguin!"



Only if he was in an Alaskan zoo !!!! ;-)

Jan

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Pope Kurgan Gringioni I

With an attitude like that, I guess you will be entering the Pope Idol
contest to choose his successor.

Doug Thomas