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Study Shows LSD Prevents Heart Attacks
A study performed by Dr. Imemine of Grupo de Norepinephrine Labs, proves
conclusively that a daily dosage of 800 micrograms of Lysergic Acid Di-ethylawhatever, prevents either heart attacks or maybe cancer, or maybe both, but not both at the same time. "But if you take an aspirin a day," said Imemine, "That'll prevent heart attacks, and if you drink it down with a glass of red wine, that'll prevent cancer and, at that point, it doesn't really matter which one the LSD doesn't prevent. So you can take it everyday with complete confidence." |
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