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Old April 21st 21, 12:25 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Joy Beeson
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https://www.timesunioneedition.com/W...e-Edition/7A/#


Today's Times-Union has a filler ad on page 7A that gives safety rules
for bike riding.

Under a logo of the yellow diamond-shaped "Share the Road" sign, there
is a list:

boldWhen Riding Always:/bold
-Go With the Traffic Flow. Ride on the right in the same direction as
other vehicles
-Obey All Traffic Laws. A bicycle is a vehicle and you are a driver
-Yield to Traffic When Appropriate
-Be Predictable
-Stay Alert at All Times
-Look Before Turning
-Watch for Parked Cars

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A Message From The
Times [logo] Union

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[I substituted -s for the bullets]

Note the total lack of FOB's essential and only possible safety rule:
"Wear a symbolic hat shaped somewhat like a helmet."


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Old April 21st 21, 06:25 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Frank Krygowski[_4_]
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On 4/20/2021 7:25 PM, Joy Beeson wrote:


https://www.timesunioneedition.com/W...e-Edition/7A/#


Today's Times-Union has a filler ad on page 7A that gives safety rules
for bike riding.

Under a logo of the yellow diamond-shaped "Share the Road" sign, there
is a list:

boldWhen Riding Always:/bold
-Go With the Traffic Flow. Ride on the right in the same direction as
other vehicles
-Obey All Traffic Laws. A bicycle is a vehicle and you are a driver
-Yield to Traffic When Appropriate
-Be Predictable
-Stay Alert at All Times
-Look Before Turning
-Watch for Parked Cars

centered signature

A Message From The
Times [logo] Union

/centered signature

[I substituted -s for the bullets]

Note the total lack of FOB's essential and only possible safety rule:
"Wear a symbolic hat shaped somewhat like a helmet."


Nice!

I keep hoping for PSA messages directed at motorists, too.


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Old April 22nd 21, 03:12 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Joy Beeson
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On Wed, 21 Apr 2021 13:25:26 -0400, Frank Krygowski
wrote:

I keep hoping for PSA messages directed at motorists, too.


They had one the day before, I believe.

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Old April 22nd 21, 03:19 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Frank Krygowski[_4_]
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On 4/21/2021 10:12 PM, Joy Beeson wrote:
On Wed, 21 Apr 2021 13:25:26 -0400, Frank Krygowski
wrote:

I keep hoping for PSA messages directed at motorists, too.


They had one the day before, I believe.

Good!

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Old April 22nd 21, 06:00 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
NFN Smith[_2_]
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Joy Beeson wrote:
On Wed, 21 Apr 2021 13:25:26 -0400, Frank Krygowski
wrote:

I keep hoping for PSA messages directed at motorists, too.


They had one the day before, I believe.


General motoring safety, or directions on how to interact with cyclists?

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Old April 24th 21, 01:50 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Joy Beeson
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2021 10:00:41 -0700, NFN Smith
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General motoring safety, or directions on how to interact with cyclists?



Trying to check, I found one on pedestrians, with a general remark
addressed to drivers, follwed by a request that both be "more
observant, cautious, and safe":

https://www.timesunioneedition.com/W...e-Edition/5A/#


A little farther back I came across a reminder that you aren't
supposed to accelerate around a stopped schoolbus and mow down three
innocent little children:

https://www.timesunioneedition.com/W...e-Edition/4B/#

and the schoolbus ad ran again the day before yesterday, but nothing
on driving safely; I must have mis-remembered.

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http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/

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Old January 5th 24, 05:38 AM
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LOL, I know right? That list seems to miss the most crucial safety rule - wearing a helmet! Though I guess we can't expect the Times-Union to cover all the bases. Still, safety should be priority one when biking.

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