divorce

It's official: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=...p03/sep04news2

Now y'all can start arguing about how it will affect the 2004 Tour.

My opinion, which is worth far less than €0.02: I think it could
actually help Lance by taking some of the stress off him.

cheers,
Jeff

Jeff Jones wrote:
It's official: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=...p03/sep04news2

Armstrong: "The craziest thing is, we're closer now and better friends
than ever before."
I believe OJ said something similar about Nicole when they divorced.

Now y'all can start arguing about how it will affect the 2004 Tour.

I'd rather speculate about how will this affect the dark-haired podium
girl.

Lance should have waited until after his last race of the year (San
Francisco) to announce this. Obviously, Kristin is still calling
the shots...



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Jeff Potter wrote in
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Columbines'R'Us!

I like how divorces proliferate houses and free up teens for
Columbining.

1 house w/ fam -- 3 houses: 1 for teens, 1 for mom and boyfriend, 1
for dad and girlfriend.

There's yer boomin economy thanks to the housing sector right thar!

What's mo

Modern moms can't stand kids, need to build superficial ego -- Moms
go to work -- Nearly double yer economy yet again! -- Kids have
yet more free time to perfect their Columbining -- Since economy
isn't quite doubled, the dads who are squeezed out have no work and get
to perfect their Postaling! -- Moms feel guilty, freak out, take meds
-- There's yer booming drug economy right thar! -- Moms forget to
take meds, or still can't stand life because meds just mask don't cure,
and get to perfect their kid-drowning!

What a culture! What an economy!

Nice logic there Jeff:

X's parents get divorced - X goes on a killing spree.

Think about it also for one second.
How many school shootings are there each year?
Now, how many children have divorced parents?
You do the math.

- Boyd S
knows plenty of former latch key kids with divorced parents who are now pefectly adjusted, normal adults.

"Jeff Potter" wrote in message
Columbines'R'Us!

I like how divorces proliferate houses and free up teens for Columbining.

1 house w/ fam -- 3 houses: 1 for teens, 1 for mom and boyfriend, 1 for dad
and girlfriend.

There's yer boomin economy thanks to the housing sector right thar!

What's mo

Modern moms can't stand kids, need to build superficial ego -- Moms go to
work -- Nearly double yer economy yet again! -- Kids have yet more free
time to perfect their Columbining -- Since economy isn't quite doubled, the
dads who are squeezed out have no work and get to perfect their Postaling!
-- Moms feel guilty, freak out, take meds -- There's yer booming drug
economy right thar! -- Moms forget to take meds, or still can't stand life
because meds just mask don't cure, and get to perfect their kid-drowning!

What a culture! What an economy!


Between this and Potter's post about the Cycle Event Director, I wondering if he wrote the
stuff on the label of Dr. Bronner's soap bottles.

http://www.drbronner.com/labels/pepmt.pdf

From: "Carl Sundquist"

Dr. Bronner's soap bottles.

Peppermint, yeah. I don't remember "hemp". Always in there?

Brush your teeth with it, but keep it out of your eyes... Hunza, baby!
--Tom Paterson

On 04 Sep 2003 16:06:26 GMT, ospam (Tom Paterson)
wrote:

From: "Carl Sundquist"

Dr. Bronner's soap bottles.

Peppermint, yeah. I don't remember "hemp". Always in there?

Brush your teeth with it, but keep it out of your eyes... Hunza, baby!
--Tom Paterson

Trivia time: What famous rock star's first band was named after that
soap?

Lindsay
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"One of the annoying things about believing in free
will and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And
when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often
his picture turns up on your driver's license."

P.J. O'Rourke

"Jeff Jones" jeff@cyclingnews-punt-com wrote in message . be...
It's official: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=...p03/sep04news2

Now y'all can start arguing about how it will affect the 2004 Tour.

My opinion, which is worth far less than €0.02: I think it could
actually help Lance by taking some of the stress off him.

cheers,
Jeff

Being that he didn't have much of a positive paternal influence, one
wonders how it may affect his future relationship with his kids. Since
Armstrong has a reputation for being less than tolerant to riders he
doesn't like, his comment that "Neither of us wants to get in the
situation where when we drop off the kids, we can't look at each
other." is an interesting one.

"We're truly committed to maintaining a good relationship, but
not a marriage."? Why should he take that commitment any more
seriously than his wedding vows?

"Jeff Potter" a écrit dans le message news:
AMcom...
Columbines'R'Us!

I like how divorces proliferate houses and free up teens for Columbining.

1 house w/ fam -- 3 houses: 1 for teens, 1 for mom and boyfriend, 1 for
dad
and girlfriend.

There's yer boomin economy thanks to the housing sector right thar!

What's mo

Modern moms can't stand kids, need to build superficial ego -- Moms go
to
work -- Nearly double yer economy yet again! -- Kids have yet more
free
time to perfect their Columbining -- Since economy isn't quite doubled,
the
dads who are squeezed out have no work and get to perfect their Postaling!
-- Moms feel guilty, freak out, take meds -- There's yer booming
drug
economy right thar! -- Moms forget to take meds, or still can't stand
life
because meds just mask don't cure, and get to perfect their kid-drowning!

What a culture! What an economy!

Nah, must be something in the water in the good ol' US of A. Other
industrialized countries have even more never married and divorced families
and their kids don't go "Columbining".

Jeff Potter wrote in message ...
Columbines'R'Us!

I like how divorces proliferate houses and free up teens for Columbining.

1 house w/ fam -- 3 houses: 1 for teens, 1 for mom and boyfriend, 1 for dad
and girlfriend.

There's yer boomin economy thanks to the housing sector right thar!

What's mo

Modern moms can't stand kids, need to build superficial ego -- Moms go to
work -- Nearly double yer economy yet again! -- Kids have yet more free
time to perfect their Columbining -- Since economy isn't quite doubled, the
dads who are squeezed out have no work and get to perfect their Postaling!
-- Moms feel guilty, freak out, take meds -- There's yer booming drug
economy right thar! -- Moms forget to take meds, or still can't stand life
because meds just mask don't cure, and get to perfect their kid-drowning!

What a culture! What an economy!


Speaking of meds - get some.

-RJ