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Old November 4th 18, 12:15 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_10_]
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Default At last, a cyclist gets trained.

On 01/11/2018 18:18, Bod wrote:
On 01/11/2018 18:09, JNugent wrote:
On 01/11/2018 15:11, Bod wrote:
On 01/11/2018 14:38, JNugent wrote:
On 01/11/2018 11:08, Bod wrote:

On 01/11/2018 10:12, Peter Keller wrote:
On 11/1/18 6:28 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller
wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/





Did you use one hand or two?

Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.

Apologies.
You are correct.

He possibly prefers exhaust pipes.

I don't know about exhaust pipes, but your remark certainly reminded
me of this (from a few years ago and which will be well-remembered
here):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html


QUOTE:
By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent12:01AM GMT 14 Nov 2007

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position
with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.
Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms
around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in
on him in a hostel room.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women
opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before
continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
ENDQUOTE

The journo's name is worth a mention on its own.

And perhaps it's safer for cyclists to keep their bikes at home
rather than take them to a hotel for a tryst. The kitchen, perhaps.
Or the bedroom.
Â*
Â* Yeah! and this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co


Can you remember which court heard the case?

I'm a frayed knot.


Is that because that contrived and scripted video isn't in any way
comparable to the (real) criminal case brought against the cyclosexual?
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