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Ridey, I'll teach you how to ski if you pay my way and buy my food.
C'mon Ridey, lets be friends. I won't refer to you as a gay penguin. I skied twice in my life and people that have skied for 10 years couldn't believe I skied that well for only 2 times, they insisted I skied for numerous years. I skied all advance trails, and am good as a skier as MTBer, and can help you with your pscyhological problems of fear of physics, Ridey. All you have to do is pay my way and take me up there. MattB and J.D. can go too, but I will pick on them, as they are the gay penguins. hahaha. I'll ski at your pace, and go on the trails that you want to go on, if you don't feel up to the full fledged runs. Ridey, it's a great offer, you can't refuse, an intimate teacher focused only on you, going at your pace at your level, although I will encourage you to progress, I won't humiliate you if you don't. C'mon Ridey, you make it happen so I can ski and I'll make it happen so you can ski. Respond here or email me. Lets be friends for 2007.... |
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LIBERATOR wrote:
Ridey, I'll teach you how to ski if you pay my way and buy my food. I already know how to ski and have been doing it much longer than mountain biking. I don't really need your help. Thank you for the offer. C'mon Ridey, lets be friends. I won't refer to you as a gay penguin. I never said I was your enemy. In actuality, I feel quite sorry for you in the state you are in. I have offered to help you many times by getting you the proper medical treatment you need. I will gladly pay for your lithium if you promise to take it every day. I will even help find you employment and a permanent residence once you have resolved yourself of your paranoid schizophrenia. I skied twice in my life and people that have skied for 10 years couldn't believe I skied that well for only 2 times, they insisted I skied for numerous years. Yup. You must be an expert. Those Wisconsin ski areas must be terrifying. I mean, landfill mounds are definitely double black diamond. I skied all advance trails, and am good as a skier as MTBer, and can help you with your pscyhological problems of fear of physics, Ridey. All you have to do is pay my way and take me up there. Advanced trails, huh? I'm impressed. Would those be single or double black diamond? What was the vertical on those "advanced" trails? I have no fear of physics although it was not my most favorite class in high school. MattB and J.D. can go too, but I will pick on them, as they are the gay penguins. hahaha. Matt and JD are real people. You are a figment of your own imagination. I'll ski at your pace, and go on the trails that you want to go on, if you don't feel up to the full fledged runs. Ridey, it's a great offer, you can't refuse, an intimate teacher focused only on you, going at your pace at your level, although I will encourage you to progress, I won't humiliate you if you don't. My pace? I don't want to have to stop and wait for you and I don't feel like hitting the bunny slopes so you can keep up. Oh, and the last thing I want is for you to be "intimate" with me. The thought of that just makes me sick. Sorry, but I only allow my wife to be "intimate" with me. C'mon Ridey, you make it happen so I can ski and I'll make it happen so you can ski. For the record, what size skis to you normally use? Lets be friends for 2007.... Is it 2007 already? -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o www.schnauzers.ws |
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"LIBERATOR" wrote in message I skied twice in my life and people that have skied for 10 years couldn't believe I skied that well for only 2 times, they insisted I skied for numerous years. Proof? I skied all advance trails, and am good as a skier as MTBer, Proof? Lets be friends for 2007.... I don't think he shares the same desire as you to jam young Nazi bratwurst up his ass. |
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Ride-A-Lot wrote: LIBERATOR wrote: Ridey, I'll teach you how to ski if you pay my way and buy my food. I already know how to ski and have been doing it much longer than mountain biking. I don't really need your help. Thank you for the offer. So why don't you show us your picts and what was the reason you stated you had no confidence about skiing? C'mon Ridey, lets be friends. I won't refer to you as a gay penguin. I never said I was your enemy. In actuality, I feel quite sorry for you in the state you are in. You wise cracked me thus that's not friendly behavior. You feel sorry for me is your perogative, it's your state of mind you have chosen, and it's likely due to you being mentored by a truly delusional female, who is named Virginia Newbon. If Virginia was not delusional, she would not believe the things she does which are all contrary to what Stephanie knows, and Stephanie is her enemy due to wanting to be with me more so than Virginia. Feel free to speculate on why Stephanie knows a totally different Mark Zahn than Virginia. Remember, Chos TKD www.chos.com who wants me with Stephanie, facillitated the reality that Virginia Newbon lives in, by using resources of the FBI/CIA. I have offered to help you many times by getting you the proper medical treatment you need. You did? I don't remember this, perhaps you can bring up the post. And who said I need medical treatment? A doctor under control of Chos TKD suggested that I could take some medication for a mild case of schizophrenia, but he knew this was a lie and was ordered to say this by the FBI, who are under control of Chos TKD. The integrity of that is as solid as it is that Virginia Newbon uses your alias of which you are friends with her. The same way I know that is the same way I know Chos TKD use the FBI/CIA on me, and father, and brothers pictured on the website, are federal agents. That's absolute. But if you can come up with some errors that I've made, such as accusations that are not true, which would show a possible case of delusion (like Virginia Newbon suffers), where my interpretation skills of the truth were not correct, then maybe you have some credence to your believing I need medical attention. I will gladly pay for your lithium if you promise to take it every day. I'll take the lithium when you can ride down Apex at full speed like the women do. And when you can stop listening to women that practice witchcraft, in that you're such a weak pus that you can't decide your own life and allow yourself to be used by these sick females, yet you insist I'm the one who is sick. Crazy projection man. I will even help find you employment and a permanent residence once you have resolved yourself of your paranoid schizophrenia. But there is no paranoia schizophrenia, there is only fact, such as you being a puppet of Virginia Newbon, and you doing exactly as she says. She uses your alias, and I have been absolutely accurate in all those conclusions and detection. Thus you know there is no paranoia, and you possibly are upset with me that you are caught and embarrassed that you are allowing yourself to be used by a fear driven delusional female, such as Virginia Newbon. The only reason she practices witchcraft is because she feels powerful by it, and she needs to fear powerful because of the constant memory of pain. She's a very sick person, not something that can be treated by medical technology or psychiatry. She is just broken inside and that drives her to practice witchcraft, and that her mind is sick, she cannot practice witchcraft logically or rationally, and this is why she is contrary to Stephanie, who amazingly has some of the exact same diseases, but far less than Virginia. I skied twice in my life and people that have skied for 10 years couldn't believe I skied that well for only 2 times, they insisted I skied for numerous years. Yup. You must be an expert. Those Wisconsin ski areas must be terrifying. I mean, landfill mounds are definitely double black diamond. Hey man, White Cap in the upper peninsula has a straight vertical drop that is rated triple black diamond, and many expert skiers that have been there - world renown, wouldn't do it, couldn't do it. The few that attempt it always go down like they fell out of an airplane. Sorry you're uneducated about the very high mountains in Wisconsin/Michigans U.P. I skied all advance trails, and am good as a skier as MTBer, and can help you with your pscyhological problems of fear of physics, Ridey. All you have to do is pay my way and take me up there. Advanced trails, huh? I'm impressed. Would those be single or double black diamond? What was the vertical on those "advanced" trails? Triple black diamond boy. Do you have your penguin suit on, or is that really your body? I have no fear of physics although it was not my most favorite class in high school. Ride-A-Lot, if you have no fear of physics, then why can't you ride Apex, or Deer Creek Canyon? MattB and J.D. can go too, but I will pick on them, as they are the gay penguins. hahaha. Matt and JD are real people. You are a figment of your own imagination. Uh, what? You waddle on your MTB on the most beginner rated trails, and call yourself a MTBer, and you call me one who imagines? I ride the top technical rated trails, and clear the entirety of them, there's no imagination here Penguin, only factual superb know how. I'll ski at your pace, and go on the trails that you want to go on, if you don't feel up to the full fledged runs. Ridey, it's a great offer, you can't refuse, an intimate teacher focused only on you, going at your pace at your level, although I will encourage you to progress, I won't humiliate you if you don't. My pace? I don't want to have to stop and wait for you and I don't feel like hitting the bunny slopes so you can keep up. So then where are the pictures, and why did you mention a confidence issue? Oh, and the last thing I want is for you to be "intimate" with me. The thought of that just makes me sick. Sorry, but I only allow my wife to be "intimate" with me. Why do you say you have a wife, but never mention her, or provide a photo, or all the sudden changes you made about finding a new job when you moved, you never said a thing about your wife having to do that. So I suspect either you don't have a wife, or J.D. is your wife. Are you gay? Is J.D. your gay lover? I don't have a problem with gay people, I have a problem with gay people who are ashamed thus fear to admit they're gay. I think that's you, boy. I mean penguin. C'mon Ridey, you make it happen so I can ski and I'll make it happen so you can ski. For the record, what size skis to you normally use? Why would you want to know this? Take me skiing and you can find out in person. Lets be friends for 2007.... Is it 2007 already? Take a break from eating penguin commander, and look at the calander. -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o www.schnauzers.ws |
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A Thesis in waiting for any Psych major... Screw that. I'm writing a screenplay. This is going to be an awesome movie. Way better than "Of Mice and Men". -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o www.schnauzers.ws |
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"Ride-A-Lot" wrote in message ... daddy wrote: A Thesis in waiting for any Psych major... Screw that. I'm writing a screenplay. This is going to be an awesome movie. Way better than "Of Mice and Men". -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o www.schnauzers.ws any ideas on who will play the roles? How'd you get by in this last storm? Wish some of that freaking snow would drop South and west a little..... Gary |
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"Ride-A-Lot" wrote in message ... daddy wrote: A Thesis in waiting for any Psych major... Screw that. I'm writing a screenplay. This is going to be an awesome movie. Way better than "Of Mice and Men". -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o www.schnauzers.ws any ideas on who will play the roles? It depends on whether or not I make it a tragic comedy. Either way Zahn will be played by Ben Stiller. I'm going to get Clint Eastwood to direct it. It's only fitting since he is one of Zahn's hang-ups. How'd you get by in this last storm? Wish some of that freaking snow would drop South and west a little..... Gary Not as bad as the first for Denver and north, though Golden did get another 30". The storm hits the mountains and just dumps there. More snow tomorrow or so they say. -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o www.schnauzers.ws |
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Ride-A-Lot wrote:
daddy wrote: A Thesis in waiting for any Psych major... Screw that. I'm writing a screenplay. This is going to be an awesome movie. Way better than "Of Mice and Men". Get Paul Reubens for the lead. I think he's perfect for it! Matt |
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GeeDubb wrote: any ideas on who will play the roles? Hmm... cast for the a.m-b movie: JD: Keith Carradine Jimbo: Gary Busey Carla: Linda Hunt Jpuddinhead: Mel Gibson Mikey: Christopher Lloyd Fagerlin: Jack Nicholson Kathleen: Frances McDormond Paladin: John Wayne Gordo: John Belushi Mark Hickey: Tom Selleck Dave W: Randy Quaid Gabrielle: Shelley Duvall ....? CC Been told I resemble Steven Seagal or Steve Buscemi... |
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