A Cokeur Rides Again

Life's been so busy for weeks that I've hardly had time to ride at all.
From 3 or 4 evenings a week, I'm down to one odd morning every fortnight
or so. :0(

Anyway, today dawned bright and clear, if a little blustery, and I had
the morning free, so...

Starting from one of my regular spots, not far from the River Trent, I
rode down to the river bank, then up river, past the Nottingham Forest
football ground, under Trent Bridge, over the rather tricky suspension
bridge, and onwards...

It was a relief still to be able to freemount 1st time. The Coker felt
strangely wobbly. last year I was belting around on it for hours at a
time, and it was as steady as a rock; now it's slightly unfamiliar, to
be treated with caution and respect... all that hard practice, and
already the skills are deteriorating.

About 3 miles upstream, and now on a tarmac cycle path, I came to the
pedestrian underpass, which must have more slopes up and down and more
secret tunnels than an Indiana Jones set.

I rode all the tunnels and slopes, nearly hitting an unsuspecting
bicyclist who came singing round one of the blind corners, never
considering there might be others in the tunnel. (He clearly never
played D&D as a youth or he would have been more cautious... me, I'm
always on the look out for orcs and gelatinous cubes... although I admit
the bicyclist was a surprise. I ask you! What level monster is a
bl**dy bicycle?)

So, back out, blinking in the sunlight, and through the industrial
estate and onto the canal bank. Apart from dismounting for a pedestrian
crossing at a busy road junction, I'd ridden about 6.5 miles (10.4) km
'in one' when I got to the marina and cafe. Here, I replaced vital body
fluids and nutrients (coffee and chocolate cake) before turning back.

I've never liked simple 'out and back' rides, so I diverted along a
different section of river bank, riding a mile or so along narrow,
winding single track, just enjoying the rhythm of the ride, dancing with
the dynamics. Lovely.

Somehow, I ended up riding a long section of urban cycle track, first
beside the busy ring road, then into the city, where I found the cycle
track blocked by a workmen's van and trailer. This forced a dismount,
and as I walked through the narrow gap, muttering darkly, one of the
workmen, who was less highly evolved than the rest, wittily commented on
my unusual method of tranport. I think his exact words were, "Ooooooo,
ooo oo eee eee , hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, oooooooo, eeeeeee!"
(I could be wrong, but I do know it had lots of vowels, very little
vocabulary, and no obvious syntax.)

Entering into the spirit of the debate, I gave him the two fingered
salute, and rode off with a merry cry of "W****r!"

The next comment was more helpful: an old man who simply said, "Ah
should watch that bridge ovver theer, yewth." Sure enough, the next
bridge was very low. I had to lean my torso forwards to horizontal to
ride under it. With a sharp dip down, a pile of leaves and rubbish at
the bottom, then a short sharp climb up from under the bridge, it was
quite a challenge.

From there, I was soon back on the familiar canal towpath route, bast
the incredulous and inarticulate anglers, then over Trent Bridge, and
down the river towards the car. On the last leg of the ride, I heard a
bicycle approaching from behind. Courteously, I turned off the path
onto the rough to wave her past. It was a child of about 12 on a small
mountain bike - no manners, no 'Thank you" for pulling out of her way,
but she did think it amusing to ride no handed in front of me for about
5 yards before losing her nerve. Hah! The kids of today!

Only about 13.5 miles (21.5 km) in about 1:30, but a pleasant ride, and
nice to be back on the wheel again.


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Great story! Thanks,

Tim

PS: I'll bet the girl tries a unicycle someday.


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Great story! Thanks,

Tim

PS: I'll bet the girl tries a unicycle someday.


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Mikefule wrote:
*"Ooooooo, ooo oo eee eee , hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, oooooooo,
eeeeeee!" *
Chimpanzees do share a large portion of the Homo Sapien genome.

Nice ride, nice write up (again).


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Mikefule wrote:
*"Ooooooo, ooo oo eee eee , hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, oooooooo,
eeeeeee!" *
Chimpanzees do share a large portion of the Homo Sapien genome.

Nice ride, nice write up (again).


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Another great story, Mike. My Coker arrived last Wednesday and I can
hardly wait to get healed up so I can learn to ride it!!!!!!!


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Another great story, Mike. My Coker arrived last Wednesday and I can
hardly wait to get healed up so I can learn to ride it!!!!!!!


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Mikefule wrote:
*
...
I rode all the tunnels and slopes, nearly hitting an unsuspecting
bicyclist who came singing round one of the blind corners, never
considering there might be others in the tunnel. (He clearly never
played D&D as a youth or he would have been more cautious... me, I'm
always on the look out for orcs and gelatinous cubes... although I
admit the bicyclist was a surprise. I ask you! What level monster
is a bl**dy bicycle?)
...
*

Frequency: Common
No. Appearing: 1-5000
Armor Class: 8
In Lair: 5%
...


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Mikefule wrote:
*
...
I rode all the tunnels and slopes, nearly hitting an unsuspecting
bicyclist who came singing round one of the blind corners, never
considering there might be others in the tunnel. (He clearly never
played D&D as a youth or he would have been more cautious... me, I'm
always on the look out for orcs and gelatinous cubes... although I
admit the bicyclist was a surprise. I ask you! What level monster
is a bl**dy bicycle?)
...
*

Frequency: Common
No. Appearing: 1-5000
Armor Class: 8
In Lair: 5%
...


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cjd wrote:
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Armor Class: 8
... *


I think you'll find the armour class varies. Some wear helmets, some
don't.


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