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  #121  
Old December 28th 18, 04:30 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 09:43:49 -0000, FMurtz wrote:

William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 22:43:00 -0000, Rod Speed
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"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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news he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.

And see you ****ed over when they use their surveillance cameras to see
who
did it.

He doesn't have surveillance cameras.

Someone will have.


I can easily drive past his car with my hand out the window and scrape
his car. Cameras will just see me driving past, like every other car.
They won't know who did it.

What if the single car stay there and all the other cars go to work then
come home again,do they have to park on his side?


No, because they all know he's the arsehole.
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  #122  
Old December 28th 18, 04:31 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 09:16:59 -0000, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 27/12/2018 19:08, William Gothberg wrote:
It shouldn't be legal


Sigh., Another person who thinks they are the sole arbiter of moral codes

*plonk*


It's common sense to anyone with more brain cells than you. You're one of those 2 digit IQ people aren't you? 50% of the population (by definition) actually has a 2 digit IQ. Have you ever spoken to someone with 2 digits? They really are thick. And 1 in 2 people you meet are really that stupid.
  #123  
Old December 28th 18, 04:34 PM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.d-i-y,uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
William Gothberg[_2_]
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I agree with most of what you said. However as a driver I ignore any stupid cyclist who thinks he deserves the same width as a car, or cycles in a busy road when there's a pavement or cycle path neighbouring it! I also detest health and softy cyclists, bright green clothing, protective helmets, skin tight clothing to show the size of their cock to everybody, you'd think they were entering a war zone or something. Be thankful you can't see how utterly stupid they look.


On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 08:21:22 -0000, Brian Gaff wrote:

Well this thread has gone off in all kinds of directions.
firstly no point in having parking rules if nobody enforces them
I know this as being blind I get ****ed off a lot by footway obstruction
either from large vehicles on footways with overhanging hard wing mirrors. I
still bear the scars on my forehead. and people who buy cars longer than
their front garden that overhang the footway and blind people encounter
while shorelining the fence line, to name but two issues.
I could very easily make a case against the individual I'm sure, under the
bylaws, but really its the lack of enforcement which is the issue.
rude signs do nothing but annoy folk, and several organisations actually
make stickers with Pavements are for people on them etc, but none have ever
resulted in any improvement. Much as in the rest of society, if there is no
penalty involved people will ignore any law they like, often oblivious of
its existence, but often if approached reasonably will admit they had never
actually given any thought to what it might mean to any particular type of
road user.
If I had a tenner for every cyclist I know who has been hit by a car door
being opened I'd be in the Bahamas.
Cyclists themselves, however are not angels. Whenever they are allowed to
share a surface they really should be more attentive and looking for white
sticks and guide dogs instead of riding two abreast talking to each other or
on their mobiles.
Brian

  #124  
Old December 28th 18, 04:35 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 05:47:20 -0000, Bob F wrote:

On 12/27/2018 6:22 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 13:55:10 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 12/27/2018 5:17 AM, Tom Evans wrote:
On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?

I guess the best thing would be to ban all on road parking outside of
specifically designated areas.

Needs a place to put your name and phone number so they know who placed
it.


I don't think that would help. Then he'd just vent his anger at me
instead of thinking about his own stupidity. Anonymous might have more
effect.


Are you that the new incarnation of that idiot James Wilkenson Sword?
You have the same self centered "always right" way of "thinking".


I have common sense, unlike all you lot. Not one of you has come up with a counter argument against what I said - that parking on both sides USES MORE ROAD SPACE.
  #125  
Old December 28th 18, 04:38 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
William Gothberg[_2_]
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 04:54:51 -0000, Bob F wrote:

On 12/27/2018 1:14 PM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:17:56 -0000, Bob F wrote:

On 12/27/2018 11:10 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:52:30 -0000, Graham.
wrote:

On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0



Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0



******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter". The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I
spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he
wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

I still don't see which is the correct side of the street to park. Is
it dictated by local custom and usage, or is it down to the first car
to park dictating which side?

First car to park obviously. It works ok in most streets, particularly
ones that get completely full when everyone's at home. If people parked
on the other side, someone would end up with nowhere to park and there'd
be arguments. How difficult is it to park on the same side as another
car which is close to where you're parking? I always manage it, it's
not rocket science.

And how do you know which car parked first to set your rule in effect?


When there are 4 on one side and 1 on the other, it's clear who went wrong.


No, it is NOT.


It's probable, especially when it's the same car every ****ing time. Park on the same side as the person already there, it's not rocket science.
  #126  
Old December 28th 18, 04:39 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 04:53:50 -0000, Bob F wrote:

On 12/27/2018 1:16 PM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:13:31 -0000, Bob F wrote:

On 12/27/2018 3:36 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 10:17:08 -0000, Tom Evans
wrote:

On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?

The diagram is simplified. There are in the street that annoys me most,
5 cars on one side and 1 on the other. It's clear that making 1 park on
the other side to his house is better than making 5 park opposite.

And who decides? The first one to park?


Of course, what else?


And you KNOW that the single car parked on one side was NOT the first?


There are 5 other cars. I doubt very much he's always first, especially as I've almost never seen the road empty.
  #127  
Old December 28th 18, 04:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On Fri, 28 Dec 2018 02:12:09 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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"William Gothberg" wrote in
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

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"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is
annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they
do
parking
wise.

It did once.

Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked
so
as
to
block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring
the
BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was
stupidly
on
the other side. When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the
BMW
and
blamed its driver. The guy trying to get past went and knocked on
his
door and started yelling. I drove away and left them to it.

Had no effect on where he parked.

I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since
seen
that car parked on the other side. It used to always be on the
wrong
side. The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy
than
the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

They arent doing that.

You can't be that thick.

You clearly are, that's why you are unemployable.

Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted.

Don't need to.

Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car parks
on
the right. Leave enough gap for
passing traffic to get past, and parked cars are at least
one car's length apart. Now put them all on the same side, no gaps
required.

That's not take up two spaces with one car.

The explanation was clearly too complicated for you.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

If every other car is on alternate sides of a road two car widths
wide,
clearly you need a 1 car length gap between each parked car.

It wouldn't be possible drive down the street like that.

Indeed, the space would probably have to be longer,

Absolutely certainly would have to be longer, so
your original was just plain wrong, as always.


No, you just made my point even more valid.

Cars all on one side take up less room.

Duh.


Which is my whole ****ing point. So you agree with me now? That if he
parks on the other side, along with the other cars, he makes more room for
everyone else.


Always did on that, your pathetic excuse for a bull**** artist.


So why are you arguing a point that you agree on?

If you wish to deny this, then explain why.

Having fun thrashing that straw man ?

Replying with paper bag nonsense only serves to show you're an ignorant
fool.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


I'd get further talking to a robot.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


Oh do **** off you retard. Enter a sensible discussion or you'll have nobody to talk to at all.

This equates to taking up twice as much space as all cars parked on
one
side.

Wrong, as always.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,

They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

They do both of those very badly indeed.

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself
outside their office. That will fix the problem.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their
offices.

Best just to set fire to their offices.

That won't get them doing anything any better.

It'll prevent them from doing the harm they are currently doing.

Nope. They'd just use temporary offices till that
one is replaced.

They have limited funds.

Not when the building is insured they don't.


The policy will rise.


Wrong, as always,


Don't you know how insurance works?

Anyway, councils don't insure,


Wrong, as always,


See below and stop interrupting.

they cover their own losses,


Wrong, as always,


See below and stop interrupting.

it works out cheaper.


Wrong, as always,


See below and stop interrupting.

I used to work for one....


But are so ****ing stupid that you don't have
a ****ing clue about how they operate,


I WORKED FOR ONE. I KNOW HOW THEY OPERATE. Open your thick Aussie lugholes for once in your life.

Perhaps they would then spend less on building speed bumps at £10,000 a
piece.

Or the insurance covers the new building and
they carry on regardless with speed bumps.


Yet again, you split what I say in two and respond twice.,


Stupids never understand anything the first time.
That's why you are completely unemployable.


Again, more cut and paste ****. I might as well be talking to a bot. I think you actually are one.

This is a sign of a ****ed up mind. Or maybe you just like the sound of
your own typing?


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


And more, **** off. [NO CARRIER]
  #128  
Old December 28th 18, 06:42 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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"William Gothberg" wrote in
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:42:42 -0000, Rod Speed

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"William Gothberg" wrote in
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"William Gothberg" wrote in
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

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"William Gothberg" "William wrote
in
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of
the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is
annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would
you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what
they
do
parking
wise.

It did once.

Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked
so
as
to
block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other cars,
ignoring
the
BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was
stupidly
on
the other side. When someone tried to get past, I pointed to
the
BMW
and
blamed its driver. The guy trying to get past went and knocked
on
his
door and started yelling. I drove away and left them to it.

Had no effect on where he parked.

I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've
since
seen
that car parked on the other side. It used to always be on the
wrong
side. The guy trying to get past was built substantially more
heavy
than
the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

They arent doing that.

You can't be that thick.

You clearly are, that's why you are unemployable.

Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted.

Don't need to.

Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car
parks
on
the right. Leave enough gap for
passing traffic to get past, and parked cars are at least
one car's length apart. Now put them all on the same side, no
gaps
required.

That's not take up two spaces with one car.

The explanation was clearly too complicated for you.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

If every other car is on alternate sides of a road two car widths
wide,
clearly you need a 1 car length gap between each parked car.

It wouldn't be possible drive down the street like that.

Indeed, the space would probably have to be longer,

Absolutely certainly would have to be longer, so
your original was just plain wrong, as always.

No, you just made my point even more valid.

Cars all on one side take up less room.

Duh.

Which is my whole ****ing point. So you agree with me now? That if he
parks on the other side, along with the other cars, he makes more room
for
everyone else.


Always did on that, your pathetic excuse for a bull**** artist.


So why are you arguing a point that you agree on?


I'm not. I'm point out that your stupid TWICE
and HALF is just plain wrong, as always.

If you wish to deny this, then explain why.

Having fun thrashing that straw man ?

Replying with paper bag nonsense only serves to show you're an
ignorant
fool.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I'd get further talking to a robot.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


Oh do **** off you retard. Enter a sensible discussion or you'll have
nobody to talk to at all.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

This equates to taking up twice as much space as all cars parked on
one
side.

Wrong, as always.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,

They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

They do both of those very badly indeed.

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself
outside their office. That will fix the problem.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their
offices.

Best just to set fire to their offices.

That won't get them doing anything any better.

It'll prevent them from doing the harm they are currently doing.

Nope. They'd just use temporary offices till that
one is replaced.

They have limited funds.

Not when the building is insured they don't.

The policy will rise.


Wrong, as always,


Don't you know how insurance works?


Corse I do, but it doesn't work like that
with operations the sized of councils.

Anyway, councils don't insure,


Wrong, as always,


See below and stop interrupting.


Go and **** yourself, again.

they cover their own losses,


Wrong, as always,


See below and stop interrupting.


Go and **** yourself, again.

it works out cheaper.


Wrong, as always,


See below and stop interrupting.


Go and **** yourself, again.

I used to work for one....


But are so ****ing stupid that you don't have
a ****ing clue about how they operate,


I WORKED FOR ONE.


BUT ARE SO ****ING STUPID THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
A ****ING CLUE ABOUT HOW THEY OPERATE.

I KNOW HOW THEY OPERATE.


YOU NEVER DO BECAUSE YOU ARE SO ****ING
STUPID THAT YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNEMPLOYABLE.

Perhaps they would then spend less on building speed bumps at £10,000
a
piece.

Or the insurance covers the new building and
they carry on regardless with speed bumps.

Yet again, you split what I say in two and respond twice.,


Stupids never understand anything the first time.
That's why you are completely unemployable.


Again, more cut and paste ****.


That isnt cut and paste you pathetic excuse for a bull**** artist.

I might as well be talking to a bot. I think you actually are one.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

This is a sign of a ****ed up mind. Or maybe you just like the sound of
your own typing?


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


And more, **** off. [NO CARRIER]


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


  #129  
Old December 28th 18, 07:11 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
Meanie
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On 12/28/2018 12:47 AM, Bob F wrote:
On 12/27/2018 6:22 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 13:55:10 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On 12/27/2018 5:17 AM, Tom Evans wrote:
On 26/12/2018 18:05, William Gothberg wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


How do you know if it is the Green or the Blue car that has parked
incorrectly on the wrong side of the road?

I guess the best thing would be to ban all on road parking outside of
specifically designated areas.

Needs a place to put your name and phone number so they know who placed
it.


I don't think that would help.* Then he'd just vent his anger at me
instead of thinking about his own stupidity.* Anonymous might have
more effect.


Are you that the new incarnation of that idiot James Wilkenson Sword?
You have the same self centered "always right" way of "thinking".


Where the hell have you been? It's already been brought up many times.

Yes, it's him.
  #130  
Old December 28th 18, 07:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.rec.driving,uk.d-i-y,alt.home.repair
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On 12/27/2018 6:19 PM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 23:01:43 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 3:20 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 21:19:47 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 2:15 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:17:27 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 1:08 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:42:42 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:53:45 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:



"William Gothberg" wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:

"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
message
news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0





Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0





******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is
annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what
they do
parking
wise.

It did once.

Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately
parked so
as to
block the road.* I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring
the BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was
stupidly on
the other side.* When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the
BMW
and
blamed its driver.* The guy trying to get past went and knocked
on his
door and started yelling.* I drove away and left them to it.

Had no effect on where he parked.

I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since
seen
that car parked on the other side.* It used to always be on the
wrong
side.* The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy
than the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

They arent doing that.

You can't be that thick.* Draw a diagram similar to the one I
posted.
Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car
parks on
the right.* Leave enough gap for passing traffic to get past, and
parked
cars are at least one car's length apart.* Now put them all on the
same
side, no gaps required.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,

They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

They do both of those very badly indeed.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their
offices.

Best just to set fire to their offices.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely
confused,

Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of
his
****ing tree'

I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

So you don't have common sense then, I can believe that.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths,
takes up
twice the room.

And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.

They do when it becomes a problem.* But usually when a street gets
very
busy, people start seeing sense.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense
satisfaction.


he'll drive a scratched car and won't care

Nope, seen him washing the ****ing thing almost every day.* He'll
care.

you could just learn how to drive you obviously suck at it

My driving ability is irrelevant to the fact that he is wasting parking
spaces.


learn to drive anyway


Already have, and I'm better than every other driver on the road.


Yes, once again we are aware you're the best at everything. I'm sure you
even scream your own name when you're wanking.
 




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