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Old September 25th 11, 03:36 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Jute Andre returns, bigger, better, stronger. You only think youshafted Andre. Options

Remember Jute Andre, the transgendered trans-mutant who campaigns
against fur-wearing super models who are wrecking the habitat, who was
railroaded in RBR by a venal Tom Kunich and a bunch of unlawful "steel
is real" roadies perjuring themselves? Now Jute Andre the Martyr (1)
lashes back. Jute Andre walked into a sperm bank and asked the
receptionist: "Do you know difference between a cheese burger and a
blowjob?" The puzzled receptionist said with a puzzled expression on
her face, "No." Jute Andre said, "Do you wanna go to lunch?" As Jute
Andre's reputation for innocence spread globally, he was flooded with
offers from civic groups who wanted him to come help them set up new
TV networks where all the newscasters would have angry, bitter
expressions on their faces but, then, always smile inappropriately at
the end of each news story about death and destruction. See the
Comments to the article "A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club. A nasty piece
of work. A failure of journalism." Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBWXgayCok8
Now it will really hit the fan. Maybe I was too mild in calling the
RBR cyclist who betrayed the profession to help railroad Jute Andre
"scum". (1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxa4M...eature=related
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