Lance Edward Gunderson Quotes

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. If you have 10 people cheering and
one person booing, all you hear is the booing. (Get used to it
asshole - it's only going to get louder.)
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I figure the faster I pedal, the faster I can retire. (What are you
pedaling asshole - a rash of lies?
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If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then
maybe we can all learn from them. When you think about it, what other
choice is there but to hope? We have two options, medically and
emotionally: give up, or Fight Like Hell. (You forgot about your
favorite option - cheating by taking drugs.)
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If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. (Why
worry when you can afford to take drugs?)
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It can't be any simpler: the farewell is going to be on the Champs-
Elysees. (The farewell is going to be seeing the truth come out about
your sorry ass.)
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It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf -
take on Tiger. (Cheaters unite!!!)
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Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a
year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its
place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. (It, the pain, subsided
quicker because everything is pharmacological to you.)
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Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. (Your myth is not going to
last forever now.)
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The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. (**** you - you mother
****ing greedy asshole!!!)
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Through my illness I learned rejection. I was written off. That was
the moment I thought, Okay, game on. No prisoners. Everybody's going
down. (Exactly Lance, exactly.)
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Two things scare me. The first is getting hurt. But that's not nearly
as scary as the second, which is losing. (Three things should scare
you. The third would be moving back into a trailer park with your
inspirational mother.)
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Winning is about heart, not just legs. It's got to be in the right
place. (Lance: Where was your "heart" when you were injecting?)