Ancestry of Lance Gunderson Mooneyham Armstrong

http://www.wargs.com/other/armstrongl.html

While Mr. Armstrong is not eligible for membership in the National
Society of the Daughters of the American Revolution (by not being
female), he is eligible for membership in the equivalent organization
for men, the National Society of the Sons of the American Revolution.
After Jeff Novitsky is done with Lancie, he'll be eligible for the
National Society of White Guys Who Take It In The Ass While In Prison,
and the National Society of White Guys Who Play The Cancer Card To
Steal Money From Idiots.