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On Dec 14, 11:26*am, you wrote:
In article , *"Edward Dolan" wrote: "you" wrote in message ... In article , "Edward Dolan" wrote: Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout suite! What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their lives".... *That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you..... Eddie the Great DUFUS..... "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as "No Great Loss"..... No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. |
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On 12/16/2010 1:16 AM, Bruce Jensen wrote:
On Dec 14, 11:26 am, wrote: In , "Edward wrote: wrote in message ... In , "Edward wrote: Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout suite! What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... Eddie the Great DUFUS..... "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as "No Great Loss"..... No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz I think you mean the opposite. (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. This advice is wrong. Ed should go to Kodiak Island in the spring, and whack a brown bear cub with a stick. -- Tēm ShermĒn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist. |
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"Bruce Jensen" wrote in message
... On Dec 14, 11:26 am, you wrote: In article , "Edward Dolan" wrote: Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout suite! What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... Eddie the Great DUFUS..... [...] No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. Mr. Sherman says just the opposite of you. Who am I to believe, you or him? What a question! You are a retard and Mr. Sherman always makes sure of his facts before spouting off. The subspecies is the grizz, not the brown. Zoology 101 You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. The bear was sufficiently far enough away that walking away from it would have been a retarded thing to do. It is best to run when running is called for. It is wonderful to observe all the wild life experts who mange to get themselves killed or mauled because they think they know more than they do. Anyone who generalizes about bear behavior is a fool. Hell Bells, even the bear does not know what it is going to do! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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On Dec 16, 6:53*am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"Bruce Jensen" wrote in message ... On Dec 14, 11:26 am, you wrote: In article , "Edward Dolan" wrote: Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout suite! What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... Eddie the Great DUFUS..... [...] No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz (Ursus Arctos). *We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; that's it. *No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. Mr. Sherman says just the opposite of you. Who am I to believe, you or him? What a question! You are a retard and Mr. Sherman always makes sure of his facts before spouting off. The subspecies is the grizz, not the brown. Zoology 101 You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both have a modest chase instinct. *With a grizz, you respectfully walk away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. *With a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although he's likely to run before you have the chance. *I've never had trouble with either variety. *Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. The bear was sufficiently far enough away that walking away from it would have been a retarded thing to do. It is best to run when running is called for. It is wonderful to observe all the wild life experts who mange to get themselves killed or mauled because they think they know more than they do. Anyone who generalizes about bear behavior is a fool. Hell Bells, even the bear does not know what it is going to do! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You really are the moron of the decade! Full of sound and fury and signifying nothing. The only grizzly bear "expert" with a chance of being killed is you. |
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On Dec 15, 11:21*pm, Tēm ShermĒn °_° ""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI
$southslope.net" wrote: On 12/16/2010 1:16 AM, Bruce Jensen wrote: On Dec 14, 11:26 am, *wrote: In , * "Edward *wrote: *wrote in message ... In , "Edward *wrote: Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout suite! What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their lives".... *That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... Eddie the Great DUFUS..... "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID..... You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as "No Great Loss"..... No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz I think you mean the opposite. (Ursus Arctos). *We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; that's it. *No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both have a modest chase instinct. *With a grizz, you respectfully walk away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. *With a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although he's likely to run before you have the chance. *I've never had trouble with either variety. *Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. This advice is wrong. *Ed should go to Kodiak Island in the spring, and whack a brown bear cub with a stick. -- Tēm ShermĒn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Not necessary - Cowardly Ed will die of fright if he goes out unarmed and sees a cherrystone clam. |
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