OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended

On Mar 23, 7:04 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Dear Ed,

The problem with your postings is that they are not the least bit
entertaining. They are long, boring diatribes that no one is
interested in or even cares to read. You haven't even achieved the
level of Troll. You are at the bottom of the newsgroup hierarchy. You
are a Spammer.

A more suitable title would be:
St. Ed the Greasy, Order of Perpetual Spammers - Messysota

Your puppeteer,
CowPunk

CowPunk wrote:
On Mar 23, 7:04 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Dear Ed,

The problem with your postings is that they are not the least bit
entertaining. They are long, boring diatribes that no one is
interested in or even cares to read. You haven't even achieved the
level of Troll. You are at the bottom of the newsgroup hierarchy. You
are a Spammer.

A more suitable title would be:
St. Ed the Greasy, Order of Perpetual Spammers - Messysota

Your puppeteer,
CowPunk

I personally think even spammers are a higher life form.

On Mar 23, 12:43 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"CowPunk" wrote in message

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On Mar 23, 7:04 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Dear Ed,

The problem with your postings is that they are not the least bit
entertaining. They are long, boring diatribes that no one is
interested in or even cares to read. You haven't even achieved the
level of Troll. You are at the bottom of the newsgroup hierarchy. You
are a Spammer.

Just because others call me a troll doesn't mean I am one. And a spammer?
You clearly don't know what you are talking about.

However, your envy of Ed Dolan the Great is understandable, even if
lamentable. The fact is that you would have to grow another brain to even
approach His Greatness.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Yes, thank you for proving once again who is in charge by replying to
my post. You are entitled to disagree with me about being a SPAMMER,
but the facts, and your many OT post speak for themselves. I can only
attribute this to your complete lack of cycling knowledge. Why else
would you only talk about yourself in a cycling NG?

Pulling your strings,
CowPunk

"CowPunk" wrote in message
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On Mar 23, 12:43 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"CowPunk" wrote in message

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On Mar 23, 7:04 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Dear Ed,

The problem with your postings is that they are not the least bit
entertaining. They are long, boring diatribes that no one is
interested in or even cares to read. You haven't even achieved the
level of Troll. You are at the bottom of the newsgroup hierarchy. You
are a Spammer.

Just because others call me a troll doesn't mean I am one. And a spammer?
You clearly don't know what you are talking about.

However, your envy of Ed Dolan the Great is understandable, even if
lamentable. The fact is that you would have to grow another brain to even
approach His Greatness.

Yes, thank you for proving once again who is in charge by replying to
my post. You are entitled to disagree with me about being a SPAMMER,
but the facts, and your many OT post speak for themselves. I can only
attribute this to your complete lack of cycling knowledge. Why else
would you only talk about yourself in a cycling NG?

Your admiration for Ed Dolan the Great is embarrassing Him. I beg of you to
moderate your devotion to Him. Ed Dolan the Great is actually a very
sensitive and retiring person and He cannot take much adoration. But I am
advised that Ed Dolan the Great excuses your enthusiasm and attributes it
to your youth and inexperience. He says you need to control your emotions
lest they lead you down false paths.

For your penance, say 10 Our Fathers and 20 Hail Marys. Go my son and sin no
more.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On Mar 23, 5:03 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"CowPunk" wrote in message

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[...]

Yes, thank you for proving once again who is in charge by replying to
my post. You are entitled to disagree with me about being a SPAMMER,
but the facts, and your many OT post speak for themselves. I can only
attribute this to your complete lack of cycling knowledge. Why else
would you only talk about yourself in a cycling NG?

I never talk about myself except in relationship to others. Surely that is
fair. Read any of my posts and you will see there is loads of content that
can be responded to. Instead all I get is a lot of name calling.

Speaking of name calling, have you read my original post of recent date
entitled "Jym Dyer - Asshole Supreme"? There you will not see a word about
me. It is all about him.

I have been cycling probably from before you were born, unless you are at
least 30 years old. The fact is that there is only so much that can be said
about bicycles, which is why I prefer to be off-topic when the opportunity
presents itself. Instead of complaining about me, you should be grateful
that I am here to give the group some zest.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Ahahaha, is that all you got little eddie? Never talk about
yourself. Why you just did. All at the hands of ME, your puppeteer.
You can't resist can you? It's like taking candy from a baby troll.

At least 30 years old? hahaha.... too funny.... for someone who
professes to know so much, you know so little.

And what a lame excuse to try and justify your SPAM....

please, excuse yourself now and leave the cycling NG's while you still
have some shred of dignity left.

Bye bye SPAM BOY!

Your puppeteer,
CowPunk

On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:53:35 -0700 (PDT), CowPunk
wrote:

On Mar 23, 7:04 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Dear Ed,

The problem with your postings is that they are not the least bit
entertaining. They are long, boring diatribes that no one is
interested in or even cares to read. You haven't even achieved the
level of Troll. You are at the bottom of the newsgroup hierarchy. You
are a Spammer.

A more suitable title would be:
St. Ed the Greasy, Order of Perpetual Spammers - Messysota

Your puppeteer,
CowPunk

Your jealousy is understandable. Ed can write circles around a zero
like you. Heck, ANYONE can. Ed is a million times as entertaining as
you. No, actually, there is NO multiple of ZERO that will amount to
anything....
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:40:40 -0700 (PDT), CowPunk
wrote:

On Mar 23, 5:03 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"CowPunk" wrote in message

...
[...]

Yes, thank you for proving once again who is in charge by replying to
my post. You are entitled to disagree with me about being a SPAMMER,
but the facts, and your many OT post speak for themselves. I can only
attribute this to your complete lack of cycling knowledge. Why else
would you only talk about yourself in a cycling NG?

I never talk about myself except in relationship to others. Surely that is
fair. Read any of my posts and you will see there is loads of content that
can be responded to. Instead all I get is a lot of name calling.

Speaking of name calling, have you read my original post of recent date
entitled "Jym Dyer - Asshole Supreme"? There you will not see a word about
me. It is all about him.

I have been cycling probably from before you were born, unless you are at
least 30 years old. The fact is that there is only so much that can be said
about bicycles, which is why I prefer to be off-topic when the opportunity
presents itself. Instead of complaining about me, you should be grateful
that I am here to give the group some zest.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Ahahaha, is that all you got little eddie? Never talk about
yourself. Why you just did. All at the hands of ME, your puppeteer.
You can't resist can you? It's like taking candy from a baby troll.

At least 30 years old? hahaha.... too funny.... for someone who
professes to know so much, you know so little.

And what a lame excuse to try and justify your SPAM....

please, excuse yourself now and leave the cycling NG's while you still
have some shred of dignity left.

Bye bye SPAM BOY!

Your puppeteer,
CowPunk

Yawn. Come back when you have something worth saying.
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

"CowPunk" wrote in message
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On Mar 23, 5:03 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"CowPunk" wrote in message

...
[...]

Yes, thank you for proving once again who is in charge by replying to
my post. You are entitled to disagree with me about being a SPAMMER,
but the facts, and your many OT post speak for themselves. I can only
attribute this to your complete lack of cycling knowledge. Why else
would you only talk about yourself in a cycling NG?

I never talk about myself except in relationship to others. Surely that
is
fair. Read any of my posts and you will see there is loads of content
that
can be responded to. Instead all I get is a lot of name calling.

Speaking of name calling, have you read my original post of recent date
entitled "Jym Dyer - Asshole Supreme"? There you will not see a word
about
me. It is all about him.

I have been cycling probably from before you were born, unless you are at
least 30 years old. The fact is that there is only so much that can be
said
about bicycles, which is why I prefer to be off-topic when the
opportunity
presents itself. Instead of complaining about me, you should be grateful
that I am here to give the group some zest.

Ahahaha, is that all you got little eddie? Never talk about
yourself. Why you just did. All at the hands of ME, your puppeteer.
You can't resist can you? It's like taking candy from a baby troll.

At least 30 years old? hahaha.... too funny.... for someone who
professes to know so much, you know so little.

And what a lame excuse to try and justify your SPAM....

please, excuse yourself now and leave the cycling NG's while you still
have some shred of dignity left.

Bye bye SPAM BOY!

Your puppeteer,
CowPunk

I have better things to do with what remains of my life than to waste time
and energy responding to nincompoops. Ed Dolan the Great will only deign to
notice your miserable existence provided you post content that interests
him. If all you want to do is post the same old **** over and over, Ed Dolan
the Great will no longer be available to you. Assholes should only talk to
other assholes. My Greatness is not for the likes of you!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:53:35 -0700 (PDT), CowPunk
wrote:



Ed is a million times as entertaining as
you. No, actually, there is NO multiple of ZERO that will amount to
anything....

Most clowns are entertaining

--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are
fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

"DI" wrote in message
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"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:53:35 -0700 (PDT), CowPunk
wrote:

Ed is a million times as entertaining as
you. No, actually, there is NO multiple of ZERO that will amount to
anything....

Most clowns are entertaining

Only to 12 year olds. Are you 12 years old?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota