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  #21  
Old March 27th 08, 07:22 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
Edward Dolan
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Default OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended


"JimmyMac" wrote in message
...
On Mar 26, 8:58 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

[...]
Yea, and it will continue to be all about me into Hell freezes over. I
have
yet to encounter a single individual on these freaking cycling newsgroups
who was in the least interesting.


Yep ... It is self-evident that you are a self-revelation. You are
self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-important , self-
righteous and self-aggrandizing, but you are not self-discipline nor
self-controlled. Did you note the operative prefix? That would be
the affix or linguistic morpheme attached to a word that follows to
produce an inflected or derived form . Here's a hint for you ... the
prefix precedes the hyphen (that would be a dash ... Conan the
Librarian). All who have endured you crap are well aware of who and
what you are. The world doe snot revolve around Ed Dolan , so get
over yourself, already.


My world revolves around me just as your world revolves around you. So, what
else is new?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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  #22  
Old March 27th 08, 07:30 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
JimmyMac
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On Mar 27, 2:22 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

...



On Mar 26, 8:58 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

[...]
Yea, and it will continue to be all about me into Hell freezes over. I
have
yet to encounter a single individual on these freaking cycling newsgroups
who was in the least interesting.


Yep ... It is self-evident that you are a self-revelation. You are
self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-important , self-
righteous and self-aggrandizing, but you are not self-discipline nor
self-controlled. Did you note the operative prefix? That would be
the affix or linguistic morpheme attached to a word that follows to
produce an inflected or derived form. Here's a hint for you ... the
prefix precedes the hyphen (that would be a dash ... Conan the
Librarian). All who have endured you crap are well aware of who and
what you are. The world does not revolve around Ed Dolan, so get
over yourself, already.


My world revolves around me just as your world revolves around you. So, what
else is new?


Of necessity, we all are into ourselve to varying degrees, but the
exclusivity which you profess in this regard, sets you apart form the
norm and the normal.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #23  
Old March 27th 08, 08:54 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
Edward Dolan
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Default OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended


"JimmyMac" wrote in message
...
On Mar 27, 2:22 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

...



On Mar 26, 8:58 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

[...]
Yea, and it will continue to be all about me into Hell freezes over. I
have
yet to encounter a single individual on these freaking cycling
newsgroups
who was in the least interesting.


Yep ... It is self-evident that you are a self-revelation. You are
self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-important , self-
righteous and self-aggrandizing, but you are not self-discipline nor
self-controlled. Did you note the operative prefix? That would be
the affix or linguistic morpheme attached to a word that follows to
produce an inflected or derived form. Here's a hint for you ... the
prefix precedes the hyphen (that would be a dash ... Conan the
Librarian). All who have endured you crap are well aware of who and
what you are. The world does not revolve around Ed Dolan, so get
over yourself, already.


My world revolves around me just as your world revolves around you. So,
what
else is new?


Of necessity, we all are into ourselve to varying degrees, but the
exclusivity which you profess in this regard, sets you apart form the
norm and the normal.


It is all part of my act. Get used to it because it is going to stay this
way forever.

In real life, I NEVER think about myself.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #24  
Old March 27th 08, 09:49 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
JimmyMac
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On Mar 27, 3:54 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

...



On Mar 27, 2:22 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message


...


On Mar 26, 8:58 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
Yea, and it will continue to be all about me into Hell freezes over. I
have
yet to encounter a single individual on these freaking cycling
newsgroups
who was in the least interesting.


Yep ... It is self-evident that you are a self-revelation. You are
self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-important , self-
righteous and self-aggrandizing, but you are not self-discipline nor
self-controlled. Did you note the operative prefix? That would be
the affix or linguistic morpheme attached to a word that follows to
produce an inflected or derived form. Here's a hint for you ... the
prefix precedes the hyphen (that would be a dash ... Conan the
Librarian). All who have endured you crap are well aware of who and
what you are. The world does not revolve around Ed Dolan, so get
over yourself, already.


My world revolves around me just as your world revolves around you. So,
what
else is new?


Of necessity, we all are into ourselve to varying degrees, but the
exclusivity which you profess in this regard, sets you apart form the
norm and the normal.


It is all part of my act. Get used to it because it is going to stay this
way forever.


ACT??? Here's a thought. Why don't you ACT like a human being, or
dont't you do imitations?

In real life, I NEVER think about myself

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #25  
Old March 27th 08, 11:00 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
Edward Dolan
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Default OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended


"JimmyMac" wrote in message
...
On Mar 27, 3:54 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

[...]
My world revolves around me just as your world revolves around you.
So,
what
else is new?


Of necessity, we all are into ourselve to varying degrees, but the
exclusivity which you profess in this regard, sets you apart form the
norm and the normal.


It is all part of my act. Get used to it because it is going to stay this
way forever.


ACT??? Here's a thought. Why don't you ACT like a human being, or
dont't you do imitations?


I give these cycling newsgroups what they deserve. You are too dense and too
simple to understand what is going on. I suggest you consult with Tom
Sherman and he will give you a few clues ... oh clueless one!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #26  
Old March 28th 08, 12:06 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
JimmyMac
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On Mar 27, 6:00 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

...



On Mar 27, 3:54 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

[...]
My world revolves around me just as your world revolves around you.
So,
what
else is new?


Of necessity, we all are into ourselve to varying degrees, but the
exclusivity which you profess in this regard, sets you apart form the
norm and the normal.


It is all part of my act. Get used to it because it is going to stay this
way forever.


ACT??? Here's a thought. Why don't you ACT like a human being, or
dont't you do imitations?


I give these cycling newsgroups what they deserve. You are too dense and too
simple to understand what is going on. I suggest you consult with Tom
Sherman and he will give you a few clues ... oh clueless one!


And I suggest that you suffer such a severe case of clue deficiency
disorder that your are the last person who should be offering any
advice to any one.

You are as perceptive as the average tree stump.

You're the world's greatest proof of reincarnation because no one
could be this dumb in a single lifetime.

You're so stupid that even single-celled microorganisms can outscore
you on an IQ test.

You must have an enormous brain, to accommodate so much ignorance.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case, they're nothing.

You refuse to be open minded for fear that your brains might fall out.

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a hat to
cover the scar.

You'd be a complete idiot if you didn't have a few screws missing.

A litany in the HEAD Dolan style.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

  #27  
Old March 28th 08, 04:17 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
Edward Dolan
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Posts: 14,212
Default OFF TOPIC FUN - The SPAMMER, Rear-ended


"JimmyMac" wrote in message
...
On Mar 27, 6:00 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

...



On Mar 27, 3:54 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

[...]
My world revolves around me just as your world revolves around you.
So,
what
else is new?


Of necessity, we all are into ourselve to varying degrees, but the
exclusivity which you profess in this regard, sets you apart form
the
norm and the normal.


It is all part of my act. Get used to it because it is going to stay
this
way forever.


ACT??? Here's a thought. Why don't you ACT like a human being, or
dont't you do imitations?


I give these cycling newsgroups what they deserve. You are too dense and
too
simple to understand what is going on. I suggest you consult with Tom
Sherman and he will give you a few clues ... oh clueless one!


And I suggest that you suffer such a severe case of clue deficiency
disorder that your are the last person who should be offering any
advice to any one.

You are as perceptive as the average tree stump.

You're the world's greatest proof of reincarnation because no one
could be this dumb in a single lifetime.

You're so stupid that even single-celled microorganisms can outscore
you on an IQ test.

You must have an enormous brain, to accommodate so much ignorance.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case, they're nothing.

You refuse to be open minded for fear that your brains might fall out.

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a hat to
cover the scar.

You'd be a complete idiot if you didn't have a few screws missing.

A litany in the HEAD Dolan style.



You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You
clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker.
You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole
ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry
****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.


Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



  #28  
Old March 29th 08, 02:49 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.soc,uk.rec.cycling
Tom Sherman[_2_]
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Edward Dolan wrote:
[...]
By the way, it is not acceptable for a female to use words like ****, but if
you weren't such a slut you would know that. Try to remember that there may
be some gentlemen on these cycling newsgroups. I for one can tell you that
Tom Sherman of ARBR is shocked at your earthy unfeminine expressions.


I am?

That
is because, however wrong he is on every other subject under the sun, he is
at least a gentleman.

Methinks Mr. Dolan has me confused with someone else.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
 




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