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Old February 17th 08, 05:36 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Michael Baldwin
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...foam hat mis-orientation.

Has anyone noticed (how pathetic if I'm the only one) the FloMax male
bonding commercials?
This group of middle aged trust funders are so routinely thrilled by
whizzing like boy scouts again, that every pit-stop is followed by a
series of high-5's all around and jocularity.
Anyway, if you catch this commercial, note during the cycling segment
the extra squirrelly dude with the medium blue helmet. I swear he has
his foam hat on backwards.

Best Regards - Mike Baldwin

PS - ...a "signature" sledding segment would have been funny...

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Old February 17th 08, 05:52 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Tom Sherman[_2_]
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Michael Baldwin wrote:
...
Anyway, if you catch this commercial, note during the cycling segment
the extra squirrelly dude with the medium blue helmet. I swear he has
his foam hat on backwards....


Does that not reduce the effectiveness of the foam hat in preventing all
injuries from 85% to 69%?

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Old February 17th 08, 06:07 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
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"Michael Baldwin" wrote in message
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..foam hat mis-orientation.

Has anyone noticed (how pathetic if I'm the only one) the FloMax male
bonding commercials?

How about the Cialis four-hour warning?

How exactly would that phone call go?

J.


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Old February 17th 08, 06:13 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
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On Feb 17, 10:07 am, "Jay" wrote:
"Michael Baldwin" wrote in message

... ..foam hat mis-orientation.

Has anyone noticed (how pathetic if I'm the only one) the FloMax male
bonding commercials?


How about the Cialis four-hour warning?

How exactly would that phone call go?


I think it would HAVE to include the phrase,

".... and bring six of your girlfriends...."
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Old February 17th 08, 06:20 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
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On Feb 17, 10:07 am, "Jay" wrote:
"Michael Baldwin" wrote in message

... ..foam hat
mis-orientation.

Has anyone noticed (how pathetic if I'm the only one) the FloMax male
bonding commercials?


How about the Cialis four-hour warning?

How exactly would that phone call go?


I think it would HAVE to include the phrase,

".... and bring six of your girlfriends...."

LOL...

J.


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Old February 17th 08, 06:26 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
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On Feb 17, 10:07 am, "Jay" wrote:
"Michael Baldwin" wrote in message

... ..foam hat

mis-orientation.

Has anyone noticed (how pathetic if I'm the only one) the FloMax male
bonding commercials?


How about the Cialis four-hour warning?

How exactly would that phone call go?


I think it would HAVE to include the phrase,

".... and bring six of your girlfriends...."


The question is really whom to call first, the urologist or Guinness Book of
Records...

I can see the headlines right now:
SUPERMAN ANNOUNCES ARRIVAL IN CLEVELAND
Thousands of women riot in downtown during line scuffle

Oh my, did I just throw gasoline on the fire???

We should all be lucky to be able to ride enough to go sterile. ;-)

Bruce


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Old February 17th 08, 07:54 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
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Michael Baldwin wrote:
..foam hat mis-orientation.

Has anyone noticed (how pathetic if I'm the only one) the FloMax male
bonding commercials?
This group of middle aged trust funders are so routinely thrilled by
whizzing like boy scouts again, that every pit-stop is followed by a
series of high-5's all around and jocularity.


I almost expect one of these commercials to have the middle aged men compete
to see how far they can pee, the way boys do when they are 5.


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Old February 17th 08, 08:05 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Jay[_2_]
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"Bruce Gilbert" wrote in message
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The question is really whom to call first, the urologist or Guinness Book
of
Records...

I can see the headlines right now:
SUPERMAN ANNOUNCES ARRIVAL IN CLEVELAND
Thousands of women riot in downtown during line scuffle

Oh my, did I just throw gasoline on the fire???

We should all be lucky to be able to ride enough to go sterile. ;-)

Bruce


Bruce, I fear, you are completely out of control.

LOL J.


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Old February 17th 08, 11:17 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
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Has anyone noticed (how pathetic if I'm the only one) the FloMax male
bonding commercials?
This group of middle aged trust funders are so routinely thrilled by
whizzing like boy scouts again, that every pit-stop is followed by a
series of high-5's all around and jocularity.
Anyway, if you catch this commercial, note during the cycling segment
the extra squirrelly dude with the medium blue helmet. I swear he has
his foam hat on backwards.

Best Regards - Mike Baldwin


Some things I have noticed about that commercial:

All the bikes are the same make and model--just different colors.
All the helmets are the same make--just different colors
All the kayaks are alike--just different colors
All the bikes have upright-type handlebars. Have you ever been in a group
where everybody was riding the same model bike with exactly the same
handlebars?

Pat in TX


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Old February 17th 08, 11:23 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
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Pat wrote:


Has anyone noticed (how pathetic if I'm the only one) the FloMax male
bonding commercials?
This group of middle aged trust funders are so routinely thrilled by
whizzing like boy scouts again, that every pit-stop is followed by a
series of high-5's all around and jocularity.
Anyway, if you catch this commercial, note during the cycling segment
the extra squirrelly dude with the medium blue helmet. I swear he has
his foam hat on backwards.

Best Regards - Mike Baldwin


Some things I have noticed about that commercial:


All the bikes are the same make and model--just different colors.
All the helmets are the same make--just different colors
All the kayaks are alike--just different colors
All the bikes have upright-type handlebars. Have you ever been in a group
where everybody was riding the same model bike with exactly the same
handlebars?


Which for some reason reminds me of something that someone recently
pointed out to me. On every bottle of Midol is a warning: do not take it
if you have an enlarged prostate.


Bill

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_`\(,_ | or freed a human soul in this world--and never will.
(_)/ (_) | --Mark Twain
 




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