People are so nice when....

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 at 04:46 GMT, hippy (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message
...
Gemma Kernich wrote:
Sorry Hippy, you know I win the biggest arse competition! I have been
cultivating mine over winter. You've got no chance.

I believe last time this discussion got started we needed to bring out
photo evidence...

http://www.thehippy.net/gallery/disp...album=72&pos=0

I think I need blue knicks.. black is too slimming.
A close-up shot from directly behind would surely
breach my ISP's rules for disgusting content.. ;-)

Not at all. But now I want to see Gemma's.

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When some other esteemed editor reposts this, it'll be the Periodic
Periodic Table Table story, and I will be even happier. ;^)
-- Emil Brink on /., about the periodic table table.

"TimC"
I think I need blue knicks.. black is too slimming.
A close-up shot from directly behind would surely
breach my ISP's rules for disgusting content.. ;-)

Not at all. But now I want to see Gemma's.

I think I know why most (all?) the female posters
aren't located in Melbourne.. We scared them all
away! ;-)

hippy

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 at 05:53 GMT, hippy (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
"TimC"
I think I need blue knicks.. black is too slimming.
A close-up shot from directly behind would surely
breach my ISP's rules for disgusting content.. ;-)

Not at all. But now I want to see Gemma's.

I think I know why most (all?) the female posters
aren't located in Melbourne.. We scared them all
away! ;-)

Quite likely.

But Queensland? Are we really that scary?

--
TimC -- http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/staff/tconnors/
Center meeting at 4pm in 3C-273.

TimC wrote:

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 at 05:53 GMT, hippy (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
"TimC"
I think I need blue knicks.. black is too slimming.
A close-up shot from directly behind would surely
breach my ISP's rules for disgusting content.. ;-)

Not at all. But now I want to see Gemma's.

I think I know why most (all?) the female posters
aren't located in Melbourne.. We scared them all
away! ;-)

Quite likely.

But Queensland? Are we really that scary?


NEWS FLASH: AUSTRALIAN WOMEN ROAM FROM CITY TO CITY IN SEARCH OF FREEDOM
FROM MEN IN OBSCENE CYCLE CLOTHING.

Scientific studies (http://www.notaurl.com/) have shown that women are
moving around Australia at an ever-increasing rate in order to escape
men cycling around in ludicrous, offensive clothing. This trend was
first noticed by a knick-wearing character in Melbourne, known only as
"hippy". However, the originally planned permanent migration to Brisbane
was foiled when the women discovered that men there had also fallen into
the habit of wearing this obscene attire.

Due to the hot conditions in Brisbane (http://www.bom.gov.au), men have
taken it one step further. Many insist upon wearing obscenely small
triathlon singlets, usually obtained from one of the major corporate
team triathlon events. Others choose ironman singlets unzipped down to
the navel level, exposing chest hair, body fat and lint from an elusive
source.

Government spokesperson V. Stupid said that it was crucial to form a
plan to prevent this continued travel of women around the country, lest
they create a vortex and transport the entire country to the other side
of the universe.

T

I need sleep. I blame it on hippy. Not really.

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 09:49:55 +1030, "Gemma Kernich"
wrote:


"hippy" wrote in message
news:i0Skd.32824$K7.19498@news- On a happier note, or is that a stranger
note? someone
appeared to take a photo of me as they drove by last
night...
Maybe they are going to submit it to the Guinness Book
for 'World's Biggest Arse' category?
That's someone filming and someone photographing
cyclists (me) in the same week!? WTF is with that??

Sorry Hippy, you know I win the biggest arse competition! I have been
cultivating mine over winter. You've got no chance.

Ooo err! JPG!!!

:-)


--
Regards.
Richard.

hippy Wrote:

I think I need blue knicks.. black is too slimming.
A close-up shot from directly behind would surely
breach my ISP's rules for disgusting content.. ;-)

hippy

Wierd things go on out your way! 'Barber Woman's' the shopfront says
WTF?
Is that for the she-mullet???

FD - who did his first 'intervals' at Hawthorn velodrome tonight and i
feeling well-knackere

--
flyingdutch

"Michael Warner" wrote in message
...

I was chased down and cut off /twice/ by a taxi recently after tapping
on his window to let him know what I thought of his driving (he
tried to squeeze into a non-existent left-turn lame and got stuck,
forcing me onto the footpath).

I made a mental note of his plate and reported it to the cops, who
aren't taxi drivers' biggest fans. However, I probably won't try that
again.

Taxi-drivers who do llegal actions on the road, endangering others, can find
themselves in deep **** with the cops if they are reported. I was once given
the choice of a warning from police or prosecution and loss of license for
the offending taxi-driver that I had reported.

Cheers
Peter

"TimC" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 at 00:05 GMT, (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
"Stuart" == Stuart Lamble
writes:

Stuart Another effort I remember: travelling east along North Road,
Stuart just shy of Princes Highway, a bus passed me, at a relative
Stuart speed of around 30 kph (at a guess). I swear that there were
Stuart about two feet between it and me. _That_ was unnerving.

I had a truck skin my knuckles once. I just about crapped myself.

I was waiting at a traffic light in Sydney, a good 2 m or more in
front of a light truck. They would have had to have seen me. Anyway, I
went right (both lanes were right turning lanes), and I was very close
to the gutter. Right after the right, is a left bend (how's that for a
sentence?). The truck turned left while overtaking me. I got
sandwiched between the curb and the truck, and my foot got caught on
something.

This is a real funny discussion. Monty Python could make quite something out
of this thread! Cross between the 'Cycling tour of North Cornwall' and the
'We used to dream of living in a cardboard box' sketch.

Great stuff guys.

Cheers
Peter

Peter Signorini wrote:
This is a real funny discussion. Monty Python could make quite something out
of this thread! Cross between the 'Cycling tour of North Cornwall' and the
'We used to dream of living in a cardboard box' sketch.

Great stuff guys.

Cheers
Peter

lol. or a meeting of the Returned Cylists League
--
Peter McCallum
Mackay Qld AUSTRALIA

"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message


[...]

Oh goody goody I'm going to try that one!!! It's much better than my
hair twirly pouty "excuse me mister you wouldn't try to kill me would
you? why don't you like me? don't you think i'm pretty and sweet?"

Well, it doesn't work for me. No fair it should work for you. :-)

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