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Old November 11th 17, 10:01 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Beavis & Butthead, together, AGAIN! LOL

On Sat, 11 Nov 2017 20:20:33 -0000, Butthead said to Beavis:

What about a bicycle with stabilisers? That has 4 wheels....

It's what it is, ie; a bicycle with stabilisers.

No no no it's a quadracycle according to you.

You two idiots will just have to fight it out among yourselves! BG

More of Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) "wisdom":
"Not enough people run red lights, cyclists or drivers. They just sit and
wait for someone who crossed a minute ago and is now inside a ****ing shop."
Old November 12th 17, 10:38 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default Another inconsiderate tosser on a bicycle

On 12.11.2017 06:32, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
A FOUR-WHEELED bicycle with a hand-made cover attached to the back was
pulled over by police after causing traffic delays.

The bicycle was seen by PC Nigel Keates and PCSO Mark Hyde on the A56
heading towards Earby at around 4.30pm on Thursday.

PC Keates said the man was travelling so slowly it didn't even register on
the speed gun.

He said: “We pulled the man over and cautioned him about the bicycle’s
condition on the road.

“It was dusk so we could just see him, however, there were no lights on the
bike and in the dark it would have been very difficult.

“His right hand side wheel was also considerably wobbly.

“There were lots and lots of cars behind him and he was causing quite the

“When we pulled him over there was a lot of drivers behind us, they just
kept on coming.

“At certain points of the road, where it was steep, he had to get out and
push the bike.


What an outstanding ****** even by cyclists standards.

And you are a violent war-mongering jerk swinging his sharpened
puke-dripping battle-axe everywhere, lopping children's heads off ....

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