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Old November 11th 17, 06:32 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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A FOUR-WHEELED bicycle with a hand-made cover attached to the back was
pulled over by police after causing traffic delays.

The bicycle was seen by PC Nigel Keates and PCSO Mark Hyde on the A56
heading towards Earby at around 4.30pm on Thursday.

PC Keates said the man was travelling so slowly it didn't even register on
the speed gun.

He said: We pulled the man over and cautioned him about the bicycles
condition on the road.

It was dusk so we could just see him, however, there were no lights on the
bike and in the dark it would have been very difficult.

His right hand side wheel was also considerably wobbly.

There were lots and lots of cars behind him and he was causing quite the
queue.

When we pulled him over there was a lot of drivers behind us, they just
kept on coming.

At certain points of the road, where it was steep, he had to get out and
push the bike.

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk...eedback-anchor

What an outstanding ****** even by cyclists standards.


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Old November 11th 17, 06:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 5:33:15 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
A FOUR-WHEELED bicycle


How can you have a four wheeled bicycle?

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Old November 11th 17, 06:55 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 11/11/2017 17:41, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 5:33:15 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
A FOUR-WHEELED bicycle


How can you have a four wheeled bicycle?

Surely that's a quadracycle.

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Old November 11th 17, 07:01 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 11/11/2017 17:32, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
A FOUR-WHEELED bicycle with a hand-made cover attached to the back was
pulled over by police after causing traffic delays.

The bicycle was seen by PC Nigel Keates and PCSO Mark Hyde on the A56
heading towards Earby at around 4.30pm on Thursday.

PC Keates said the man was travelling so slowly it didn't even register on
the speed gun.

He said: “We pulled the man over and cautioned him about the bicycle’s
condition on the road.

“It was dusk so we could just see him, however, there were no lights on the
bike and in the dark it would have been very difficult.

“His right hand side wheel was also considerably wobbly.

“There were lots and lots of cars behind him and he was causing quite the
queue.

“When we pulled him over there was a lot of drivers behind us, they just
kept on coming.

“At certain points of the road, where it was steep, he had to get out and
push the bike.

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk...eedback-anchor

What an outstanding ****** even by cyclists standards.



He was exercising his right to save the planet by using his viable
transport.
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Old November 11th 17, 07:11 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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On 11/11/2017 18:04, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2017 17:55:31 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 11/11/2017 17:41, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 5:33:15 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
A FOUR-WHEELED bicycle

How can you have a four wheeled bicycle?

Surely that's a quadracycle.


You can have a 3 wheeled car, but you don't change the name.

A three wheeled cycle is called a tricycle.

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Old November 11th 17, 07:58 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2017 18:04:57 -0000, Butthead said:


Surely that's a quadracycle.


You can have a 3 wheeled car, but you don't change the name.


ROTFLOL! Beavis and Butthead are at it, AGAIN! LOL
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Old November 11th 17, 07:58 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peeler[_2_]
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2017 18:11:45 +0000, Butthead replied:



Surely that's a quadracycle.


You can have a 3 wheeled car, but you don't change the name.

A three wheeled cycle is called a tricycle.


Is it? VBG
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Old November 11th 17, 08:13 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peeler[_2_]
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2017 19:10:18 -0000, Butthead said to Beavis:

How can you have a four wheeled bicycle?

Surely that's a quadracycle.

You can have a 3 wheeled car, but you don't change the name.

A three wheeled cycle is called a tricycle.


What about a bicycle with stabilisers? That has 4 wheels....


Good that you ask Beavis, Butthead! LOL

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"You'd never have the car going perfectly straight to begin with. 0.00001
degrees out and you'd have to correct it in a quarter mile, and you'd never
correct it just right, then have to correct it again. Easier just to keep
one hand on the wheel."
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Old November 11th 17, 08:19 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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On 11/11/2017 19:10, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2017 18:11:45 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 11/11/2017 18:04, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2017 17:55:31 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 11/11/2017 17:41, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, November 11, 2017 at 5:33:15 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
A FOUR-WHEELED bicycle

How can you have a four wheeled bicycle?

Surely that's a quadracycle.

You can have a 3 wheeled car, but you don't change the name.

A three wheeled cycle is called a tricycle.


What about a bicycle with stabilisers?** That has 4 wheels....

It's what it is, ie; a bicycle with stabilisers.

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Old November 11th 17, 08:46 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peeler[_2_]
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2017 19:19:38 +0000, Beavis said to Butthead:



You can have a 3 wheeled car, but you don't change the name.

A three wheeled cycle is called a tricycle.


What about a bicycle with stabilisers?** That has 4 wheels....

It's what it is, ie; a bicycle with stabilisers.


snicker The two idiots don't get it!
 




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