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Ecce Homo
Happy Halloween, Homeys (and All Other Homos!) -
There I was trying to come up with a fun idea for the upcoming spooky holiday - something grotesque, bizarre, UGLY, instinctively unpleasant and/or repulsive, but ultimately utterly harmless, merely a pitiful bad joke to offend a few folks' tender sensitivities. Then... an old memory returned to me: a Usenet TROLL! Well, it's been awhile now, but I see poor ARBR is still suffering with its record-setting, repugnant, recalcitrant resident. Creeping (and creepy) senility has not improved either its disposition, its credibility or its language skills. All the classical symptoms are the paranoia, schizophrenia, memory loss, extreme difficulty in even the simplest communications. Total loss of social skills, radical mood swings from annoying, oversensitive egotism to pathetic, whimpering self-pity... WOO-oo-OO-oo-OOOOO... Sadly, however, even if somewhere there may be some actual, physical, real-world manifestation of this 'virtual' e-freak, AFAIK, any evidence of that fact is rarer than Big Foot footage. All we have is a quirky quagmire of oddly atavistic absurdities accented by antagonistic assertions, argumentative aspersions and of course the countless cranky but confused contradictions. My favorite among its recent regurgitations: In one post the TROLL obsequiously inquires: Who the Hell are these assholes who think they can come unto[sic] a small newsgroup like ARBR and wantonly destroy it? as in another it inanely answers its own question: [The TROLL itself] has accomplished [its] mission of ridding ARBR of all [its paranoically projected opponents] even though it has meant the destruction of ARBR itself. Every time I read this TROLL's triumphant trumpeting of its egomaniacal exploits, I'm reminded of all those young athletes in East Germany's 80s-era Olympic program, a few of whom now have a nice medal or two as consolation for all those early deaths, cancer, heart failures and loss of sexual traits. Yay, team... Regards, Wayne |
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