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Old March 27th 07, 05:02 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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Old March 27th 07, 05:18 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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PiledHigher Wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/2hw7vb"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really

widely reported." David St. Hubbins


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Old March 27th 07, 06:36 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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roshea Wrote:
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
widely reported." David St. Hubbins


"All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
a stain really" Derek Smalls




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Old March 27th 07, 09:54 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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On Mar 27, 3:36 pm, adam85 adam85.2o3...@no-
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roshea Wrote:

"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
widely reported." David St. Hubbins


"All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
a stain really" Derek Smalls


You can't dust for vomit.



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Old March 27th 07, 11:17 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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Bleve wrote:
On Mar 27, 3:36 pm, adam85 adam85.2o3...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com wrote:

roshea Wrote:


"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
widely reported." David St. Hubbins


"All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
a stain really" Derek Smalls



You can't dust for vomit.





Maybe it was muscle melt down after a very strenuous training ride?

Superfast cosmic ray causing death?

Semtex in saddle bag?

More details please.

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Old March 27th 07, 12:50 PM posted to aus.bicycle
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On Mar 27, 8:17 pm, Robert Moore wrote:
Bleve wrote:
On Mar 27, 3:36 pm, adam85 adam85.2o3...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com wrote:


roshea Wrote:


"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
widely reported." David St. Hubbins


"All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
a stain really" Derek Smalls


You can't dust for vomit.


Maybe it was muscle melt down after a very strenuous training ride?

Superfast cosmic ray causing death?

Semtex in saddle bag?

More details please.- Hide quoted text -

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Finally, the bike-riding Muslim.

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Old March 27th 07, 01:12 PM posted to aus.bicycle
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On Mar 27, 7:50 pm, "Donga" wrote:

Finally, the bike-riding Muslim.


Tsk tsk!

I always liked this bike riding Muslim lighting 'em up:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MAeTS9VBR9A

Travis

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Old March 28th 07, 04:18 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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roshea Wrote:
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
widely reported." David St. Hubbins

he'd probably just been returned to Earth after enduring the alien
rectal probe too:-)


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Old March 28th 07, 04:40 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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Robert Moore Wrote:


Maybe it was muscle melt down after a very strenuous training ride?

Superfast cosmic ray causing death?

Semtex in saddle bag?

More details please.


Nah, probably just mixed up embrocation instead of chamois creme.

Ouch.


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Old March 28th 07, 05:27 AM posted to aus.bicycle
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cfsmtb wrote:
Robert Moore Wrote:


Semtex in saddle bag?


Nah, probably just mixed up embrocation instead of chamois creme.


Watched a documentary this week that says cockroaches eat Semtex but, as
they can't digest it, they store it in an unused part of their stomach.

Don't stamp on the cockroaches!

Theo


 




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