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Holy Crap! Condi the new Monica?!?!?!?!?
I was in the checkout lane at the mega-grocery the other day and I
noticed this headline (paraphrased as I don't recall the actual wording): Laura moves out because of George's affair with Condi! HOLY CRAP! Condi is the next Monica!!!! D'ohBoy, who believes this is *at least* as important as the Fogel - Ozark brouhaha! |
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Holy Crap! Condi the new Monica?!?!?!?!?
D'ohBoy wrote: I was in the checkout lane at the mega-grocery the other day and I noticed this headline (paraphrased as I don't recall the actual wording): Laura moves out because of George's affair with Condi! "They" would never allow it. |
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D'ohBoy wrote:
Laura moves out because of George's affair with Condi! D'ohBoy, who believes this is *at least* as important as the Fogel - Ozark brouhaha! OH PLEASE!!! Ken -- Messengers and mountain bikers share a common chromosome. ~James Bethea |
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Holy Crap! Condi the new Monica?!?!?!?!?
D'ohBoy wrote:
I was in the checkout lane at the mega-grocery the other day and I noticed this headline (paraphrased as I don't recall the actual wording): Laura moves out because of George's affair with Condi! HOLY CRAP! Condi is the next Monica!!!! D'ohBoy, who believes this is *at least* as important as the Fogel - Ozark brouhaha! Howdya like your coffee? Hot, strong and black or with alcohol on the kitchen counter or ground and in the freezer |
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Holy Crap! Condi the new Monica?!?!?!?!?
On Wed, 21 Jun 2006 22:30:55 GMT, "Jay S. Hill" wrote:
D'ohBoy wrote: I was in the checkout lane at the mega-grocery the other day and I noticed this headline (paraphrased as I don't recall the actual wording): Laura moves out because of George's affair with Condi! HOLY CRAP! Condi is the next Monica!!!! D'ohBoy, who believes this is *at least* as important as the Fogel - Ozark brouhaha! Howdya like your coffee? Hot, strong and black or with alcohol on the kitchen counter or ground and in the freezer With a spoon? |
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Holy Crap! Condi the new Monica?!?!?!?!?
On 21 Jun 2006 06:05:48 -0700, "D'ohBoy" wrote:
I was in the checkout lane at the mega-grocery the other day and I noticed this headline (paraphrased as I don't recall the actual wording): Laura moves out because of George's affair with Condi! HOLY CRAP! Condi is the next Monica!!!! D'ohBoy, who believes this is *at least* as important as the Fogel - Ozark brouhaha! When George introduced her as NSA he did say he would be "spending an inordinate amount of time with her." We all assumed he just used the wrong word. Ron |
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Holy Crap! Condi the new Monica?!?!?!?!?
On 21 Jun 2006 06:05:48 -0700, "D'ohBoy" wrote:
I was in the checkout lane at the mega-grocery the other day and I noticed this headline (paraphrased as I don't recall the actual wording): Laura moves out because of George's affair with Condi! HOLY CRAP! Condi is the next Monica!!!! D'ohBoy, who believes this is *at least* as important as the Fogel - Ozark brouhaha! Must have been the Weekly World News. I don't read that rag, for many of the same reasons that I have been plonking the aforementioned threads. -- Typoes are a feature, not a bug. Some gardening required to reply via email. Words processed in a facility that contains nuts. |
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Holy Crap! Condi the new Monica?!?!?!?!?
D'ohBoy wrote: Laura moves out because of George's affair with Condi! HOLY CRAP! Condi is the next Monica!!!! Paris Match has a special issue on the United States of America this month (cover Uma Thurman by Annie Liebovitz, at the Empire State Building). They provide a quote from Laura Bush that dispels these rumours once and for all (translating from the French translation of the English, read two days ago): "Our family has adopted Condi as our special child. We love spending time with her." Well, the famous incident, the one that everybody loves, and which appeared in the major news outlets, not the Weekly World News, was when at a big Washington party, Condi said in front of a large number of people: "My husb- the President..." I also love how, when he mentions her name, as in "I was just talking the other day with Condi...", and she is in the front row of the audience, she practically has an orgasm. However, I must emphatically assert that Condi is NOT the next Monica. The difference between Republican extramarital affairs and Democratic ones is that, upon completing the act, Republican women know it is time to swallow their pride and keep their mouths shut. And their dresses cleaned. |
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41 wrote:
However, I must emphatically assert that Condi is NOT the next Monica. The difference between Republican extramarital affairs and Democratic ones is that, upon completing the act, Republican women know it is time to swallow their pride and keep their mouths shut. And their dresses cleaned. My impression is that Democratic scandals are (predominantly) about sex while Republican scandals are (predominantly) about money. Or maybe it's just that the Republican scandals which the Democrats *care* about involve money, while the Dem. scandals which the Repubs *care* about involve sex. Anyway, that's my unscientific reflection of many years reading the news. Mark |
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