Ride-A-Lot, give the Mooseys some pickles

Ride-A-Lot, the Mooseys are hungry, why don't you take a jar of
pickles out to the bike trail and wait for them.

You have been too quiet, stop listening to your puppetmasters who told
you not to post, if you are too scared to ride the bike in the snow,
eat some potatoe pancakes and chant to yourself in the mirror that
you're as tough as a Moosey.

http://www.singletracks.com/trails/p...772&photo=3093

Look here Ridey, someone very courageous went & rode Mnt Falcon last
week in the extreme cold & snow. So why the hell if you're such a
MTBer can't you currently ride?