Settled Science?

On Monday, November 5, 2018 at 6:01:34 PM UTC-5, jbeattie wrote:
On Sunday, November 4, 2018 at 8:03:42 PM UTC-8, Andre Jute wrote:
On Monday, November 5, 2018 at 1:26:39 AM UTC, jbeattie wrote:
On Sunday, November 4, 2018 at 3:23:08 PM UTC-8, Andre Jute wrote:
On Sunday, November 4, 2018 at 8:28:12 PM UTC, Ralph Barone wrote:
Sir Ridesalot wrote:
On Saturday, November 3, 2018 at 8:32:24 PM UTC-4, Frank Krygowski wrote:
Snipped
http://www.cyclebanter.com/showthread.php?t=204228

That's all that anyone needs to know about Jute.


--
- Frank Krygowski

Did you write tat FAQ Frank?

Cheers


I think a good chunk of that FAQ was written while Jute was still trolling
rec.audio.tubes, and mildly rewritten after he moved into trolling bike
newsgroups.

A troll is anyone who thinks for himself and disagrees with your lowest-common-denominator received opinions.

Typically Jute would defame everyone in sight,

That's a lie, Barone. You never saw me strike anyone who didn't hit me first.

The Vengeance of Jute. Act V, Scene IV

Jute:

[Center stage with single down light, raising his fist toward the sky, shaking in rage]

"Damn you! Damn you to hell, Barone!"

[Curtain drops; crowd erupts in applause; curtain opens; Jute steps forward, showered by roses].

[Jute falls into orchestra pit, a routine later "borrowed" by Spike Milligan.]

-- Jay Beattie (full play available on Amazon).
He https://www.amazon.com/Time-Life-Con...dp/B0779LGP11v
Or perhaps you mean this comedy: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bug...ute/1120349825

Hmmm.

"W. S. Buggins is the nerdiest wimp ever, an embarrassment.
A poet, for crying out loud.
Now the rappa-revo Bloody Raztuz Razzamatazz has recorded his poems.
And Buggins,
with only a little prodding from Celia
— the beautiful stockbroker —
is blossoming into a guerilla consumer advocate.
With violence and destruction of property.
A rock’n’roll romantic comedy we all wish would come true.."

Well, not all of us.

On the other hand, The Vengeance of Jute has a brilliant Act III, Scene IV soliloquy:

"To you Barone, I shall defend myself, whatever the cost may be; I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; I shall fight on the internet! I shall never surrender! My bandwidth may be limited and the net no longer neutral, but I shall fight on! You ask, what is my aim? I can answer in one word: Victory. Victory at all costs—Victory in spite of all terror—Victory, however long my posts must be, for without victory there is only defeat!"

This always brings the audience to its feet. The New York Times wrote "Perhaps the greatest living playwright, Beattie again delivers a masterwork of modern theater -- an epic story of good versus evil, light versus dark, fit versus flabby, fragrant versus foul. If you see only one play in your lifetime, it must be The Vengeance of Jute!"

-- Jay Beattie.

And replying to Trolls #1 keeps them active and #2 bypasses the killfiles others have set to weed them out.

Cheers

On Monday, November 5, 2018 at 11:01:34 PM UTC, jbeattie wrote:
On Sunday, November 4, 2018 at 8:03:42 PM UTC-8, Andre Jute wrote:
On Monday, November 5, 2018 at 1:26:39 AM UTC, jbeattie wrote:
On Sunday, November 4, 2018 at 3:23:08 PM UTC-8, Andre Jute wrote:
On Sunday, November 4, 2018 at 8:28:12 PM UTC, Ralph Barone wrote:
Sir Ridesalot wrote:
On Saturday, November 3, 2018 at 8:32:24 PM UTC-4, Frank Krygowski wrote:
Snipped
http://www.cyclebanter.com/showthread.php?t=204228

That's all that anyone needs to know about Jute.


--
- Frank Krygowski

Did you write tat FAQ Frank?

Cheers


I think a good chunk of that FAQ was written while Jute was still trolling
rec.audio.tubes, and mildly rewritten after he moved into trolling bike
newsgroups.

A troll is anyone who thinks for himself and disagrees with your lowest-common-denominator received opinions.

Typically Jute would defame everyone in sight,

That's a lie, Barone. You never saw me strike anyone who didn't hit me first.

The Vengeance of Jute. Act V, Scene IV

Jute:

[Center stage with single down light, raising his fist toward the sky, shaking in rage]

"Damn you! Damn you to hell, Barone!"

[Curtain drops; crowd erupts in applause; curtain opens; Jute steps forward, showered by roses].

[Jute falls into orchestra pit, a routine later "borrowed" by Spike Milligan.]

-- Jay Beattie (full play available on Amazon).
He https://www.amazon.com/Time-Life-Con...dp/B0779LGP11v
Or perhaps you mean this comedy: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bug...ute/1120349825

Hmmm.

"W. S. Buggins is the nerdiest wimp ever, an embarrassment.
A poet, for crying out loud.
Now the rappa-revo Bloody Raztuz Razzamatazz has recorded his poems.
And Buggins,
with only a little prodding from Celia
— the beautiful stockbroker —
is blossoming into a guerilla consumer advocate.
With violence and destruction of property.
A rock’n’roll romantic comedy we all wish would come true.."

Well, not all of us.

On the other hand, The Vengeance of Jute has a brilliant Act III, Scene IV soliloquy:

"To you Barone, I shall defend myself, whatever the cost may be; I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; I shall fight on the internet! I shall never surrender! My bandwidth may be limited and the net no longer neutral, but I shall fight on! You ask, what is my aim? I can answer in one word: Victory. Victory at all costs—Victory in spite of all terror—Victory, however long my posts must be, for without victory there is only defeat!"

This always brings the audience to its feet. The New York Times wrote "Perhaps the greatest living playwright, Beattie again delivers a masterwork of modern theater -- an epic story of good versus evil, light versus dark, fit versus flabby, fragrant versus foul. If you see only one play in your lifetime, it must be The Vengeance of Jute!"

-- Jay Beattie.

Careful, Jay. That's plagiarism of Churchill, a serious solecism for a writer.

You should do your research. If you want to write about me, you should start at the beginning, at the First Jute, whose first words were, "I am Jute. I am here. This is my sword. Where is my food parcel?" If you're slack, you can start at my ancestor Odin (he lived around 200AD, his hall was on the island now called Odense -- Odin's seat, part of modern Denmark) who was worshipped as a god by the English and other Anglo-Saxons until they were converted to Christianity. Or, if you're really slack, you could start with my relatives Horsa and Hengist, who founded the Anglo-Saxon base of Britain when they invaded England in c449AD and founded the Kingdom of the Jutes in Kent; the Angles and the Saxons followed after and claimed all the credit -- and became lawyers. Or, if that's a bit far back for you, you could start with Erik Bloodsword (who as boys we thought it funny to call Red Erik the Family Commie), who fed the abbot of the abbey, the ruins of which I can see from the hill behind my house, to his hunting dogs -- the abbot wasn't quick enough respectfully to step off the road when the pack approached; not satisfied that these uppity clerics had been taught a proper lesson, other ancestors in the following generations sailed up the bay and sacked the abbey three times in less than three centuries. We took a picnic in the ruins a few times.

Sounds rather more exciting than putting down jumped-up peasants like Krygowski and Slow Johnny, and ****ant clowns like whatshisface, doesn't it?

Once their were men. An Inspector Call[s]ed, to paraphrase J. B. Priestley. Whereas today PC Plod sends a cringe-making email querying politically correct usage.

On Monday, November 5, 2018 at 11:14:29 PM UTC, Sir Ridesalot wrote:
On Monday, November 5, 2018 at 6:01:34 PM UTC-5, jbeattie wrote:
On Sunday, November 4, 2018 at 8:03:42 PM UTC-8, Andre Jute wrote:
On Monday, November 5, 2018 at 1:26:39 AM UTC, jbeattie wrote:
On Sunday, November 4, 2018 at 3:23:08 PM UTC-8, Andre Jute wrote:
On Sunday, November 4, 2018 at 8:28:12 PM UTC, Ralph Barone wrote:
Sir Ridesalot wrote:
On Saturday, November 3, 2018 at 8:32:24 PM UTC-4, Frank Krygowski wrote:
Snipped
http://www.cyclebanter.com/showthread.php?t=204228

That's all that anyone needs to know about Jute.


--
- Frank Krygowski

Did you write tat FAQ Frank?

Cheers


I think a good chunk of that FAQ was written while Jute was still trolling
rec.audio.tubes, and mildly rewritten after he moved into trolling bike
newsgroups.

A troll is anyone who thinks for himself and disagrees with your lowest-common-denominator received opinions.

Typically Jute would defame everyone in sight,

That's a lie, Barone. You never saw me strike anyone who didn't hit me first.

The Vengeance of Jute. Act V, Scene IV

Jute:

[Center stage with single down light, raising his fist toward the sky, shaking in rage]

"Damn you! Damn you to hell, Barone!"

[Curtain drops; crowd erupts in applause; curtain opens; Jute steps forward, showered by roses].

[Jute falls into orchestra pit, a routine later "borrowed" by Spike Milligan.]

-- Jay Beattie (full play available on Amazon).
He https://www.amazon.com/Time-Life-Con...dp/B0779LGP11v
Or perhaps you mean this comedy: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bug...ute/1120349825

Hmmm.

"W. S. Buggins is the nerdiest wimp ever, an embarrassment.
A poet, for crying out loud.
Now the rappa-revo Bloody Raztuz Razzamatazz has recorded his poems.
And Buggins,
with only a little prodding from Celia
— the beautiful stockbroker —
is blossoming into a guerilla consumer advocate.
With violence and destruction of property.
A rock’n’roll romantic comedy we all wish would come true."

Well, not all of us.

On the other hand, The Vengeance of Jute has a brilliant Act III, Scene IV soliloquy:

"To you Barone, I shall defend myself, whatever the cost may be; I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; I shall fight on the internet! I shall never surrender! My bandwidth may be limited and the net no longer neutral, but I shall fight on! You ask, what is my aim? I can answer in one word: Victory. Victory at all costs—Victory in spite of all terror—Victory, however long my posts must be, for without victory there is only defeat!"

This always brings the audience to its feet. The New York Times wrote "Perhaps the greatest living playwright, Beattie again delivers a masterwork of modern theater -- an epic story of good versus evil, light versus dark, fit versus flabby, fragrant versus foul. If you see only one play in your lifetime, it must be The Vengeance of Jute!"

-- Jay Beattie.

And replying to Trolls #1 keeps them active and #2 bypasses the killfiles others have set to weed them out.

Cheers

I feel for you, Rideablot. All this must be well over your head.

Andre Jute
Compassionate conservation of worthless species in action

On Mon, 05 Nov 2018 15:50:08 -0800, Andre Jute wrote:


Careful, Jay. That's plagiarism of Churchill, a serious solecism for a
writer.

I think you'll find the core goes back to Shakespeare. Not surprised that
you didn't know that.

You should do your research. If you want to write about me, you should
start at the beginning, at the First Jute, whose first words were, "I am
Jute. I am here. This is my sword. Where is my food parcel?" If you're
slack, you can start at my ancestor Odin (he lived around 200AD, his
hall was on the island now called Odense -- Odin's seat

Lol, you and just about every one else with ancestors in western europe.
Thank your mummy.

news18 wrote:
On Mon, 05 Nov 2018 15:50:08 -0800, Andre Jute wrote:


Careful, Jay. That's plagiarism of Churchill, a serious solecism for a
writer.

I think you'll find the core goes back to Shakespeare. Not surprised that
you didn't know that.

You should do your research. If you want to write about me, you should
start at the beginning, at the First Jute, whose first words were, "I am
Jute. I am here. This is my sword. Where is my food parcel?" If you're
slack, you can start at my ancestor Odin (he lived around 200AD, his
hall was on the island now called Odense -- Odin's seat

Lol, you and just about every one else with ancestors in western europe.
Thank your mummy.


No, really. Andre really is more important than anybody else in the world.
Just ask him and he'll tell you.

On Tue, 6 Nov 2018 00:08:48 -0000 (UTC), news18
wrote:

On Mon, 05 Nov 2018 15:50:08 -0800, Andre Jute wrote:


Careful, Jay. That's plagiarism of Churchill, a serious solecism for a
writer.

I think you'll find the core goes back to Shakespeare. Not surprised that
you didn't know that.

You should do your research. If you want to write about me, you should
start at the beginning, at the First Jute, whose first words were, "I am
Jute. I am here. This is my sword. Where is my food parcel?" If you're
slack, you can start at my ancestor Odin (he lived around 200AD, his
hall was on the island now called Odense -- Odin's seat

Lol, you and just about every one else with ancestors in western europe.
Thank your mummy.


But Jutie is from S. Africa. Perhaps his ancestors ran about with a
spear and cow **** in their hair :-)
cheers,

John B.

On Tuesday, November 6, 2018 at 12:08:50 AM UTC, news18 wrote:
On Mon, 05 Nov 2018 15:50:08 -0800, Andre Jute wrote:


Careful, Jay. That's plagiarism of Churchill, a serious solecism for a
writer.

I think you'll find the core goes back to Shakespeare. Not surprised that
you didn't know that.

Every time you display your ignorance, FakeNews18, you thereby invite me to explain to you, offering me another opportunity to patronise you and leave you feeling like the **** you are.

See, sonny, I'm writing to a lawyer who knows that copyright expires after x years, depending on when the copyright was created, and where, and where the secondary markets of the copyright are, and when the copyright material was last changed. These are things I not only know professionally, but on which I wrote much anthologised chapters in texts for other writers, and almost every lawyer will know at least as much as in the previous sentence, and usually quite a bit more. It's not rocket science. Also, Jay knows the difference between a social or literary solecism and a property crime. But you clearly don't. So, here's a free tutorial: It is amusing to build a satire on a quotation so well known nobody considers it plagiarism. See, on the first level, obvious to anyone who isn't a humourless dimwit like you, I'm making a joke, for those with a sense of humour of course. On the second level it's just a statement that plagiarism is socially awkward among educated people. On the third level it is a sly dig at Jay's confreres on the left, who have recently declared Churchill an unperson (a racist, etc, the usual litany of morons who can't find their way to the college library). Now, while I don't think Churchill's heirs, in the dying years of his copyright of his speeches and books, will sue Jay for satirical use that will be read by about eight inconsequential cyclists, and even if Shakespeare's heirs can be traced, they're plumb outta luck because he's plumb outta copyright. Remember where we started, sonny? So, here we have a joke in perfectly good taste, whatever Jay's personal intent, that might get him ostracised in the salons of polite literary society (where a lot of business can be picked up), or by the lunatic fringe of his political party. It's not every Portland litigator who manages to offend so many people, such different classes of people, in a single piece of a few lines of lifted prose, no more than ten billable minutes.

You should do your research. If you want to write about me, you should
start at the beginning, at the First Jute, whose first words were, "I am
Jute. I am here. This is my sword. Where is my food parcel?" If you're
slack, you can start at my ancestor Odin (he lived around 200AD, his
hall was on the island now called Odense -- Odin's seat

Lol, you and just about every one else with ancestors in western europe.

First you're stupid enough to pretend to know more about my business than I do, now you're a guru on not only history but genetics as well, claiming to know more than the historians in my family, teachers at the better universities. What qualification do you offer us for so many patently dumb opinions on other people's lifetime study?

You're a fool who doesn't even grasp the difference between statistical probability in mass demographics and the genetics of particular inheritance.

Thank your mummy.

I thank my mother daily for, among many other blessings, making me a facile linguist, which is useful for putting down envious little people like you. You should try thinking every day of one thing your mother did for you. It could a life-enhancing experience even for a horse's ass like you. However, the bloodline that goes with surname flows through the males in the family, not the females. If you don't know even that much, by what arrogance can you put yourself forward as an expert in genetics?

Unsigned out of contempt.
I never cease to wonder at the quarterwits who think they can make a name for themselves by attacking a professional wordsmith on a polemist's dream medium like the net. "lol" -- indeed, and illiterate and unsophisticated with it.

On Tuesday, November 6, 2018 at 1:26:51 AM UTC, Ralph Barone wrote:
news18 wrote:
On Mon, 05 Nov 2018 15:50:08 -0800, Andre Jute wrote:


Careful, Jay. That's plagiarism of Churchill, a serious solecism for a
writer.

I think you'll find the core goes back to Shakespeare. Not surprised that
you didn't know that.

You should do your research. If you want to write about me, you should
start at the beginning, at the First Jute, whose first words were, "I am
Jute. I am here. This is my sword. Where is my food parcel?" If you're
slack, you can start at my ancestor Odin (he lived around 200AD, his
hall was on the island now called Odense -- Odin's seat

Lol, you and just about every one else with ancestors in western europe.
Thank your mummy.


No, really. Andre really is more important than anybody else in the world.
Just ask him and he'll tell you.

Could you please repeat that, dear Ralphie, to the Revenue, my bank, my cardiologist, a couple of film producers who owe me money, His Holiness in Rome who has these odd ideas about precedence, my tailor, and my students.

Ta ever so,

Andre Jute
[In a Dickie Attenborough tone:] Always wanted to be a louvre

On Tuesday, November 6, 2018 at 2:59:25 AM UTC, Andre Jute wrote:
On Tuesday, November 6, 2018 at 1:26:51 AM UTC, Ralph Barone wrote:
news18 wrote:
On Mon, 05 Nov 2018 15:50:08 -0800, Andre Jute wrote:


Careful, Jay. That's plagiarism of Churchill, a serious solecism for a
writer.

I think you'll find the core goes back to Shakespeare. Not surprised that
you didn't know that.

You should do your research. If you want to write about me, you should
start at the beginning, at the First Jute, whose first words were, "I am
Jute. I am here. This is my sword. Where is my food parcel?" If you're
slack, you can start at my ancestor Odin (he lived around 200AD, his
hall was on the island now called Odense -- Odin's seat

Lol, you and just about every one else with ancestors in western europe.
Thank your mummy.


No, really. Andre really is more important than anybody else in the world.
Just ask him and he'll tell you.

Could you please repeat that, dear Ralphie, to the Revenue, my bank, my cardiologist, a couple of film producers who owe me money, His Holiness in Rome who has these odd ideas about precedence, my tailor, and my students.

Ta ever so,

Andre Jute
[In a Dickie Attenborough tone:] Always wanted to be a louvre

Autocorrect is a Chinese curse. I meant "luvvie", of course. For those not up with British show business vernacular, a luvvie is a person who never has a critical word to say, who loves all others in the same profession indiscriminately because indiscriminatingly.

On Tuesday, November 6, 2018 at 1:31:43 AM UTC, Slow Johnny wrote:

But Jutie is from S. Africa. Perhaps his ancestors ran about with a
spear and cow **** in their hair :-)
cheers,

John

Of course they did, Slow Johnny. So did everyone's ancestors. That's such an obvious truism, one burns to ask why you are so smug about stating the blindingly obvious. You do it all the time, making us wonder if you're too stupid to notice the poor impression you create.

What matters is that a millennium or so later my ancestors were poets (Odin, whom I described above at least by implication as a warrior, was also a renowned poet) lived in comfortable halls and wore custom-woven* cloaks while yours ran naked (yech! what a sorry sight!) around the savanna with bones in their hair and snares in their hands because they were too frightened to take a spear to the abundant food on the hoof. That's where you got your low forehead from. People with brains get them from ancestors who weren't frightened to tangle with the meat their betters ate, which in turn caused heritable bigger brains.

Andre Jute
http://www.audio-talk.co.uk/fiultra/...dre%20Jute.htm
then scroll to the image near the bottom of the page