Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...

Per Gerry Lintonice:
You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that
purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike.

What do I need ?

Maybe some of this will be applicable:
http://www.west.net/~lpm/hobie/archi...i2/humor.shtml
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ellis wrote:

ass. I "have" seen gun racks on BMX handle bars somewhere down South, or
maybe it was in Jersey.

Couldn't have been Jersey; we always conceal our weapons.

Duke

BobT wrote:

"Gerry Lintonice" wrote in message
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You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that
purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike.

What do I need ?



Try this: http://tinyurl.com/dt2x5

or perhaps one of these items: http://tinyurl.com/aho3r





The listed "empty weight" runs from 400+ to 1000+ kg, or nearly 900 to
2200 lbs. You'd be one of the slow jerks then - you might have to shoot
yourself!

I wonder if there is a mistake in the specs....

Gerry Lintonice wrote:
You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that
purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike.

What do I need ?

Looks like a shoulder strap works good...

http://www.cyclingcentralva.org/pics...lbum=28&pos=29

Mike

I think you need a wire guided Entac missile. Maybe you could get one
through a well connected arms dealer.

Gerry Lintonice wrote:
You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that
purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike.

What do I need ?

Michael Dart wrote:

Gerry Lintonice wrote:


You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that
purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike.

What do I need ?



Looks like a shoulder strap works good...

http://www.cyclingcentralva.org/pics...lbum=28&pos=29

Mike




Where's that kid's cycling helmet? Is that it on the table in the
preceding picture? He could get hurt badly in a war with no helmet!

You guys are all really off base. All the OP needs is the
highly-popular "Handlebar Holster" (TM) with InstaSwivel (TM). It has
a swivel-jointed mount so you don't even have to draw the pistol to
shoot at drivers. Just swivel, aim and fire. Makes things much
simpler. First, however, make sure there are no witnesses. The police
just don't understand cyclists' problems. Also, this could be a
partial solution to the issues of traffic and overpopulation.

Gerry Lintonice wrote:
You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that
purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike.

What do I need ?

Dunno about drivers who are just moving slow. For drivers intent on
awarding me the door prize, this would have the practical benefit of
getting rid of that pesky door.

Derek Hodges

Michael Dart wrote:

Gerry Lintonice wrote:

You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that
purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike.

What do I need ?


Looks like a shoulder strap works good...

http://www.cyclingcentralva.org/pics...lbum=28&pos=29

Mike


Just get their attention
http://pics.livejournal.com/lyosh108/pic/0006qcy9/g20

Quoting Werehatrack :
On 26 Oct 2005 18:54:16 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that
purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike.
A different newsgroup to try to start a pointless crossposted thread
from.

Hardly; he got half a dozen suckers this time. On the face of it r.b.tech
is becoming more gullible.
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