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Lance Takes DeTour
(API) Lance Armstrong has decided to tackle mountain bike racing after
the Tour de France. According to Lance, "Most roadies live in mortal fear of getting their fancypants bikes dirty. When I reach the end of the road this Summer I will still be riding off into the sunset. Not only that, but I will use modern aerodynamics to do it. Thus once and for all dispelling the myth that road riders are a bunch of prissy weight weenies with no sense of adventure" http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/20...hinelibere--70 Here we see Lance using his Trek time trial bike in the World Cup mountain bike race held last weekend in France. "What do I care, I have 20 more of them ready for abuse. And it just so happens I like scabs. That's why I win bike races, I'm not afraid of living. By the way don't forget to vote for me in November; I need to be Governor of Texas before I can run for President |
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Steve Smull wrote in
news:2005060812311916807%bigwheel@maccom: (API) Lance Armstrong has decided to tackle mountain bike racing after the Tour de France. According to Lance, "Most roadies live in mortal fear of getting their fancypants bikes dirty. When I reach the end of the road this Summer I will still be riding off into the sunset. Not only that, but I will use modern aerodynamics to do it. Thus once and for all dispelling the myth that road riders are a bunch of prissy weight weenies with no sense of adventure" http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/20...05/index.php?i d=stage3/cycling-dauphinelibere--70 Here we see Lance using his Trek time trial bike in the World Cup mountain bike race held last weekend in France. "What do I care, I have 20 more of them ready for abuse. And it just so happens I like scabs. That's why I win bike races, I'm not afraid of living. By the way don't forget to vote for me in November; I need to be Governor of Texas before I can run for President How many trolls can you fit in a post? 1... 2... 3.. 4... 5... ah **** it I give up. - Boyd S. |
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"Steve Smull" wrote in message news:2005060812311916807%bigwheel@maccom... (API) Lance Armstrong has decided to tackle mountain bike racing after the Tour de France. According to Lance, "Most roadies live in mortal fear of getting their fancypants bikes dirty. When I reach the end of the road this Summer I will still be riding off into the sunset. Not only that, but I will use modern aerodynamics to do it. Thus once and for all dispelling the myth that road riders are a bunch of prissy weight weenies with no sense of adventure" Don't feel bad, comedy is extremely hard to to well. Back to the day job for you. .. |
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