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  #11  
Old January 19th 19, 04:52 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 9:30:54 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 18:22, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 4:21:55 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 10:59, soup wrote:

On 18/01/2019 03:15, JNugent wrote:
On 17/01/2019 11:17, soup wrote:
On 14/01/2019 23:46, JNugent wrote:

He appears not to have appreciated that you need to leave
five-and-a-half meters clearance.

Five and a half meters.

Mode:Talking to a four year old
Are you making stuff up again, eh?
modeff

It's called "hyperbole".
Ypou wouldn't understand it.

My post was ' humour '

There was no indication of that.

Perhaps your sensayuma isn't as highly developed as you like to think.

Bit intellectual for you , eh?
Never mind it is OK that you didn't understand that.

Contrary to what you might have supposed (and what you may now wish),
your post was an open book. You failed to get the hyperbole. That's not
my fault.


Hyper-bowl, is the what Liverpudlians (AKA Thieving Scallies) call filling their pipes with Budder?


I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_concentrate
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  #12  
Old January 19th 19, 05:23 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_10_]
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On 19/01/2019 04:52, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 9:30:54 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 18:22, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 4:21:55 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 10:59, soup wrote:

On 18/01/2019 03:15, JNugent wrote:
On 17/01/2019 11:17, soup wrote:
On 14/01/2019 23:46, JNugent wrote:

He appears not to have appreciated that you need to leave
five-and-a-half meters clearance.

Five and a half meters.

Mode:Talking to a four year old
Are you making stuff up again, eh?
modeff

It's called "hyperbole".
Ypou wouldn't understand it.

My post was ' humour '

There was no indication of that.

Perhaps your sensayuma isn't as highly developed as you like to think.

Bit intellectual for you , eh?
Never mind it is OK that you didn't understand that.

Contrary to what you might have supposed (and what you may now wish),
your post was an open book. You failed to get the hyperbole. That's not
my fault.

Hyper-bowl, is the what Liverpudlians (AKA Thieving Scallies) call filling their pipes with Budder?


I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_concentrate


That's no excuse. Just wait until you're recovered.
  #13  
Old January 19th 19, 09:35 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Posts: 2,303
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On Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 5:23:47 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 19/01/2019 04:52, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 9:30:54 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 18:22, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 4:21:55 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 10:59, soup wrote:

On 18/01/2019 03:15, JNugent wrote:
On 17/01/2019 11:17, soup wrote:
On 14/01/2019 23:46, JNugent wrote:

He appears not to have appreciated that you need to leave
five-and-a-half meters clearance.

Five and a half meters.

Mode:Talking to a four year old
Are you making stuff up again, eh?
modeff

It's called "hyperbole".
Ypou wouldn't understand it.

My post was ' humour '

There was no indication of that.

Perhaps your sensayuma isn't as highly developed as you like to think.

Bit intellectual for you , eh?
Never mind it is OK that you didn't understand that.

Contrary to what you might have supposed (and what you may now wish),
your post was an open book. You failed to get the hyperbole. That's not
my fault.

Hyper-bowl, is the what Liverpudlians (AKA Thieving Scallies) call filling their pipes with Budder?

I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_concentrate


That's no excuse. Just wait until you're recovered.


I don't speak Unwashed Northerner, can you get someone to translate into English.
  #14  
Old January 20th 19, 12:35 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_10_]
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On 19/01/2019 21:35, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 5:23:47 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 19/01/2019 04:52, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 9:30:54 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 18:22, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 4:21:55 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 10:59, soup wrote:

On 18/01/2019 03:15, JNugent wrote:
On 17/01/2019 11:17, soup wrote:
On 14/01/2019 23:46, JNugent wrote:

He appears not to have appreciated that you need to leave
five-and-a-half meters clearance.

Five and a half meters.

Mode:Talking to a four year old
Are you making stuff up again, eh?
modeff

It's called "hyperbole".
Ypou wouldn't understand it.

My post was ' humour '

There was no indication of that.

Perhaps your sensayuma isn't as highly developed as you like to think.

Bit intellectual for you , eh?
Never mind it is OK that you didn't understand that.

Contrary to what you might have supposed (and what you may now wish),
your post was an open book. You failed to get the hyperbole. That's not
my fault.

Hyper-bowl, is the what Liverpudlians (AKA Thieving Scallies) call filling their pipes with Budder?

I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_concentrate


That's no excuse. Just wait until you're recovered.


I don't speak Unwashed Northerner, can you get someone to translate into English.


I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.


  #15  
Old January 20th 19, 06:27 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Posts: 2,303
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On Sunday, January 20, 2019 at 12:35:40 AM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 19/01/2019 21:35, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 5:23:47 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 19/01/2019 04:52, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 9:30:54 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 18:22, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 4:21:55 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 10:59, soup wrote:

On 18/01/2019 03:15, JNugent wrote:
On 17/01/2019 11:17, soup wrote:
On 14/01/2019 23:46, JNugent wrote:

He appears not to have appreciated that you need to leave
five-and-a-half meters clearance.

Five and a half meters.

Mode:Talking to a four year old
Are you making stuff up again, eh?
modeff

It's called "hyperbole".
Ypou wouldn't understand it.

My post was ' humour '

There was no indication of that.

Perhaps your sensayuma isn't as highly developed as you like to think.

Bit intellectual for you , eh?
Never mind it is OK that you didn't understand that.

Contrary to what you might have supposed (and what you may now wish),
your post was an open book. You failed to get the hyperbole. That's not
my fault.

Hyper-bowl, is the what Liverpudlians (AKA Thieving Scallies) call filling their pipes with Budder?

I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_concentrate

That's no excuse. Just wait until you're recovered.


I don't speak Unwashed Northerner, can you get someone to translate into English.


I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.


Hmm, maybe we should take this one step at a time.
Unwashed Northerners are Sponging Freeloaders and Motorists are Sponging Freeloaders.
You have told us you were brought up believing stealing was right, have you stolen any cars recently?
  #16  
Old January 20th 19, 03:54 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_10_]
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Posts: 350
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On 20/01/2019 06:27, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, January 20, 2019 at 12:35:40 AM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 19/01/2019 21:35, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 5:23:47 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 19/01/2019 04:52, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 9:30:54 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 18:22, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 4:21:55 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 10:59, soup wrote:

On 18/01/2019 03:15, JNugent wrote:
On 17/01/2019 11:17, soup wrote:
On 14/01/2019 23:46, JNugent wrote:

He appears not to have appreciated that you need to leave
five-and-a-half meters clearance.

Five and a half meters.

Mode:Talking to a four year old
Are you making stuff up again, eh?
modeff

It's called "hyperbole".
Ypou wouldn't understand it.

My post was ' humour '

There was no indication of that.

Perhaps your sensayuma isn't as highly developed as you like to think.

Bit intellectual for you , eh?
Never mind it is OK that you didn't understand that.

Contrary to what you might have supposed (and what you may now wish),
your post was an open book. You failed to get the hyperbole. That's not
my fault.

Hyper-bowl, is the what Liverpudlians (AKA Thieving Scallies) call filling their pipes with Budder?

I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_concentrate

That's no excuse. Just wait until you're recovered.

I don't speak Unwashed Northerner, can you get someone to translate into English.


I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.


Hmm, maybe we should take this one step at a time.
Unwashed Northerners are Sponging Freeloaders and Motorists are Sponging Freeloaders.
You have told us you were brought up believing stealing was right, have you stolen any cars recently?


There's no point in tryig to continue to get meaningful communication
from you if you insist on writing in your own obscure language.
  #17  
Old January 20th 19, 04:42 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Posts: 2,303
Default Women Drivers

On Sunday, January 20, 2019 at 3:54:55 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 20/01/2019 06:27, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, January 20, 2019 at 12:35:40 AM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 19/01/2019 21:35, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, January 19, 2019 at 5:23:47 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 19/01/2019 04:52, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 9:30:54 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 18:22, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, January 18, 2019 at 4:21:55 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 18/01/2019 10:59, soup wrote:

On 18/01/2019 03:15, JNugent wrote:
On 17/01/2019 11:17, soup wrote:
On 14/01/2019 23:46, JNugent wrote:

He appears not to have appreciated that you need to leave
five-and-a-half meters clearance.

Five and a half meters.

Mode:Talking to a four year old
Are you making stuff up again, eh?
modeff

It's called "hyperbole".
Ypou wouldn't understand it.

My post was ' humour '

There was no indication of that.

Perhaps your sensayuma isn't as highly developed as you like to think.

Bit intellectual for you , eh?
Never mind it is OK that you didn't understand that.

Contrary to what you might have supposed (and what you may now wish),
your post was an open book. You failed to get the hyperbole. That's not
my fault.

Hyper-bowl, is the what Liverpudlians (AKA Thieving Scallies) call filling their pipes with Budder?

I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_concentrate

That's no excuse. Just wait until you're recovered.

I don't speak Unwashed Northerner, can you get someone to translate into English.

I'm sorry, but you'll have to write in English.


Hmm, maybe we should take this one step at a time.
Unwashed Northerners are Sponging Freeloaders and Motorists are Sponging Freeloaders.
You have told us you were brought up believing stealing was right, have you stolen any cars recently?


There's no point in tryig to continue to get meaningful communication
from you if you insist on writing in your own obscure language.


As I said, I don't speak Thieving Scally, can you get an adult to translate your posts into Tax Payer.

 




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