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Old February 22nd 07, 01:31 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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On Feb 21, 11:46 pm, wizardB wrote:
bruno wrote:

i don't believe ya RAL! ya'll ain't assholes. jus' a li'l humor-
impaired. ya'll gots to loosen up if'n ya wanna hang wif ol' bruno and
get yerselfs some asian snatchalatch!!! whoooeeeee!!!! duders! it's
gonna be a ****in' blast! i cain't hardly wait!! pack yer bags girls
an' come with me!! more fun'n you ever had!!!

happy everything, etc.!!!!!!!!

No thanks Bruno I spent enough time down in SE Asia in the 70's to last
me a life time!PS Careful down there or you'll get your ass shot off :-)


maybe a carnival cruise is more yer speed duder!!!


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Old February 22nd 07, 01:48 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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bruno wrote:
On Feb 21, 11:46 pm, wizardB wrote:
bruno wrote:

i don't believe ya RAL! ya'll ain't assholes. jus' a li'l humor-
impaired. ya'll gots to loosen up if'n ya wanna hang wif ol' bruno and
get yerselfs some asian snatchalatch!!! whoooeeeee!!!! duders! it's
gonna be a ****in' blast! i cain't hardly wait!! pack yer bags girls
an' come with me!! more fun'n you ever had!!!

happy everything, etc.!!!!!!!!

No thanks Bruno I spent enough time down in SE Asia in the 70's to last
me a life time!PS Careful down there or you'll get your ass shot off :-)


maybe a carnival cruise is more yer speed duder!!!



In the morning, in the evening, Carnival's got the fun!

At least you only get a nasty stomach virus and not the clap, herpes, or
even worse... da Aids.

Keep yer pimp hand real in da hood, G.

God, that even hurts to type.

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Old February 22nd 07, 02:03 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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On Feb 22, 8:48 am, Ride-A-Lot wrote:
bruno wrote:
On Feb 21, 11:46 pm, wizardB wrote:
bruno wrote:


i don't believe ya RAL! ya'll ain't assholes. jus' a li'l humor-
impaired. ya'll gots to loosen up if'n ya wanna hang wif ol' bruno and
get yerselfs some asian snatchalatch!!! whoooeeeee!!!! duders! it's
gonna be a ****in' blast! i cain't hardly wait!! pack yer bags girls
an' come with me!! more fun'n you ever had!!!


happy everything, etc.!!!!!!!!


No thanks Bruno I spent enough time down in SE Asia in the 70's to last
me a life time!PS Careful down there or you'll get your ass shot off :-)


maybe a carnival cruise is more yer speed duder!!!


In the morning, in the evening, Carnival's got the fun!

At least you only get a nasty stomach virus and not the clap, herpes, or
even worse... da Aids.

Keep yer pimp hand real in da hood, G.

God, that even hurts to type.

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why are you cats freakin' so hung up on STD's? jeez! you fellers
must've had some skanky poonanee back in the day! ol' bruno's kept his
pecker nice and tidy! jus' watch where ya stick that thing boys!!! use
a jimmy hat if'n yer in doubt is all.

and

"Keep yer pimp hand real in da hood, G."

uh okayyyyy. . .good one.



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Old February 22nd 07, 04:58 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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On Feb 21, 1:45 pm, "bruno" wrote:
so you fellers jus' stay in yer li'l cubicles and go home to the
'burbs in yer minivans to yer fat bored wives and yer videogame
playin' lazyass kids who prolly hate ya and get on with yer tawdry
li'l lives. meanwhile, like i say, ol' bruno's not gonna make the
mistake you old farts made.

and ya'll who were givin' me encouragement thanks (not that i need it
or was lookin' fer it, but thanks nonetheless), ya'll are standup men.
the rest o' you old guys are kinda pathetic.


Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump
don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains
anyhow.

R

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Old February 22nd 07, 10:00 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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On Feb 21, 8:41 pm, Ride-A-Lot wrote:
G.T. wrote:
"bruno" wrote in message
roups.com...
haters!


No, like reco_diver said, disdainers, not haters. We feel disdain, pity
sometimes, for obnoxious fools like you, not hate.


us real adventurous red-blooded dudes'll be out IN IT!!! seein' da
world!!! havin' adventures an' ****!!!!


So do we but we don't brag about it in some crappy fake lowlife dialect.


Greg


Greg,

This guy is the best troll since the one with the Walgoose in Boise who
was going to ride the same trails as CDB. It's been a very entertaining
week so far.

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Despite my gracious invites, (even to my beginner group rides) he
never showed-- imagine that?

Ole Bruno's having some fun, and it's nice to get a breather from your
most ardent admirer, who has really taken leg-humping to a new
height... yawn.

CDB
Dreaming about riding until the trails dry out....


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Old February 23rd 07, 12:36 AM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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"Paladin" wrote in message
CDB
Dreaming about riding until the trails dry out....



http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=271175

I wasn't invited along but did ride last weekend. Thought it appropriate
for a rebuttal to your comment :-)

Gary (sorry to all that are not members of MTBR, photos are quite nice)

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Old March 16th 07, 02:43 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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jus' a li'l update fellers! got my ticket fer southeast asia
yesterday!! nyc to bangkok on 15 june! goin' soon'n i thought!!! go
me!!!

them asian chicks ain't gonna know what hit 'em after ol' bruno slings
hisself some alabama blacksnake!!! whoa!!!!!!

happy everything to everybody!!

i'll be sho' to send yall some updates and all when i get there!!!

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Old March 16th 07, 07:03 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:43:17 -0700, bruno wrote:

jus' a li'l update fellers! got my ticket fer southeast asia
yesterday!! nyc to bangkok on 15 june! goin' soon'n i thought!!! go
me!!!

them asian chicks ain't gonna know what hit 'em after ol' bruno slings
hisself some alabama blacksnake!!! whoa!!!!!!

happy everything to everybody!!

i'll be sho' to send yall some updates and all when i get there!!!



Have fun! http://pathmicro.med.sc.edu/virol/primaryvulval.jpg

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Old March 16th 07, 07:10 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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"Slack" wrote in message
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Have fun! http://pathmicro.med.sc.edu/virol/primaryvulval.jpg



Hey......It's Sprinsky!!!


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Old March 16th 07, 07:22 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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On Mar 16, 2:03 pm, Slack wrote:
On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:43:17 -0700, bruno wrote:
jus' a li'l update fellers! got my ticket fer southeast asia
yesterday!! nyc to bangkok on 15 june! goin' soon'n i thought!!! go
me!!!


them asian chicks ain't gonna know what hit 'em after ol' bruno slings
hisself some alabama blacksnake!!! whoa!!!!!!


happy everything to everybody!!


i'll be sho' to send yall some updates and all when i get there!!!


Have fun! http://pathmicro.med.sc.edu/virol/primaryvulval.jpg

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Slack - I |heart| Asian chicks, too


duder! don't be puttin' pitchers o' yer daughter's lady parts on da
dang intraweb!! ain'tcha got no class!

no sirree girls, ol' bruno's gonna keep his snake clean! gots me lot's
o' peckerbags an' i keep a ****in' weather eye out if'n ya know wud i
mean!!! ain't no asian poon done me no harm yet!!!

hardeeharhar!! happy everything, etc.!!!!!!!


 




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