Do dead cyclists go to Heaven or Hell?

donquijote1954 writes:

(This is not a purely metaphysical question, since it can happen to
anyone riding a bike. I don't know who goes where, but my best guess
is that the moral go to a different place than the immoral. And nobody
rents donkeys where I live.)

Shakespeare wrote that all the world's a stage, so both the moral and
the immoral go to the same place - the party for the cast after opening
night. :-)

On Dec 30, 9:08 pm, Immortalist wrote:
On Dec 30, 2:48 pm, donquijote1954
wrote:


A SYSTEM THAT GIVES YOU THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE AMONG 25 MODELS OF SUVs,
BUT NOT THE FREEDOM TO RIDE A BIKE, CANNOT POSSIBLY BE CALLED
"DEMOCRATIC" OR "CHRISTIAN." POLLUTING MUST BE A SIN. And, besides,
JESUS RODE A DONKEY.
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Some people sew the city or county if there is not enough space.

You never know when things get tense since it only takes an oversized
SUV with a driver distracted on the phone to send you to he...

HEY, DO DEAD CYCLISTS GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL?

No idea, but when cars were first introduced, people thought this new
technology decreased polution - the stuff in the streets that horses
and donkeys are known to leave behind. That makes Jesus' alleged
donkey ride less environmentally friendly than it would at first
appear to be, so he probably won't ding you for a little polution. He
had a good defense: everyone was doing it at the time with the
exception of those who could not afford an animal to ride. :-)


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