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Why don't we have "golf carts" like these going around?



 
 
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Old April 23rd 09, 02:16 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
ComandanteBanana
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Default Why don't we have "golf carts" like these going around?

On Apr 22, 7:45 pm, John Harshman
wrote:
ComandanteBanana wrote:
THE BANANA IS THE BEST WEAPON EVER DEVISED, CLEARLY SUPERIOR TO
NUCLEAR WEAPONS! If you don't believe me, I challenge anyone with a
nuclear weapon to step forward.


What about a pointed stick?


A pointed stick was first used by the apes in the movie 'Space Odissey
2001,' but it should have been a banana all along.

That would have been the peaceful path, most of the time.

Take into account that "giving the banana" can also mean "giving the
finger" to the predator, and this driver almost killed me after I gave
him the finger for harassing me with the horn.

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Old April 25th 09, 07:57 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
ComandanteBanana
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Default reporting from the jungle

In case someone is reading this out there...

I've been the victims of two close calls with vehicles this week while
on foot. One was clear vehicular aggression with license plate taken.

When that jungle is TAMED the bicycles and pedestrians would be safe.

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Old April 28th 09, 02:23 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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Default traffic in America is product of Stupid Design

Just like God did...

Do you believe in "Intelligent Design" or "Stupid Design"?

OK, if there's a god (that's a "BIG IF") and he created an universe
unbelievably large to house such an insignificantly SMALL AND STUPID
species such as human beings, who are evidently unwilling and unable
to manage their own little planet, unlike animals who live in harmony
with their environment, then he would have been responsible for
"Stupid Design"...

This theory is too new to have been tested in a scientific fashion,
but it's obvious that god made a big mistake in creating such a waste
of material and engineering of the universe.

By contrast, ants show a better design...

"Wilson came to believe that humans, like ants, are genetically
designed to live within natural limits. It is becoming increasingly
obvious that those limits are directly related to reduced energy use
and consumption of natural resources, family planning, and COOPERATION
among societies, rather than competition."

http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005121653


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