Wash your mouth out.
The Guardian IS the *only* "official document" accepted by trendies like
yourself,
The last newspaper I remember buying was the first issue of The European back in the early 90's.
Actually that's not true, I used to buy the Sunday Telegraph because of the Nonogram.
That a cyclist doesn't like spending his own money comes as no surprise.
It is a defining characteristic of cyclists; other peoples' money and
efforts are always the ones to use.
shirley?
Not me and those wrestling matches were fake.
But you can imagine my surprise on reading it, because you and others
have been squealing for years that the road fund was abolished back in
the Middle Ages or something.
Where?
Here (of course).
Har! Har! Har! and indeed Har!.
Now cite the relevant post.