Tyler's Bone

You all thought that winning a stage in the tour and being in 7th place overall
was an impressive feat by Tyler with a broken bone but what about Victor
Rapinski? There is a sonogram of him showing that he is pregnant and he is
WINNING SUPERWEEK right now. Go Victor!!! I also heard that chicks with full
beards are going to go for gold at this years US Track Cycling Championships
August. I also got an X-ray of myself showing that I am currently riding with
a fractured neck, hip and Dick, yet I still won the local Crit yesterday. Oh,
I forgot about my herniated rectum. Do I win a booby prize? Am I tuff or am I
lying?

Richard Smoker

Muddy Helmut wrote in message
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Do I win a booby prize? Am I tuff or am I
lying?


You broke that also. You do have a tough life.