5

5
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one of my better
psychic blog page
titles

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james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
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dont think th blog agrees

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i asked yesterday

has yr litle one walked yet dear


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she got in her car today

th neighbour lady and


said her little one

walked for th first time


alone

last night

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i know when to ask

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kevin bloody wilson
'wow did i get whacked'
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everythin is connected

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my car
with th too stiif suspension

that only works at speed

and my unicycle

stuck in sports mode


th shockie just

doesnt work hard


till th unicycle is at full noise

+++


although

last night

i did show some folks in th city


how ya can

jump up and down on th seat and


th top half of th unicycle


bounces up and down

and


th wheel tracks straight and



true

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more drugs over here



we're running out






again

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th Qi penthouse is up for sale again paulo

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no comment hey

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ya'd have to have


ten parachutes in a cupboard



to entertain

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th psychic ether

would be quieter up there


"says u"

+++
sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
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floating in a tincan


about a hundred and fifty miles up


ah look

a satellite piccie of oz


just popped up on th telly


+++


high maintenance little girl

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jeez yr pushin hard jeannette

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mine and black's diary has


started runnin in circles

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but


the land surfer



rightfully reclaimed his blog



the adventures of th land surfer



over th weekend

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th witchdoctor must be havin a bludge again

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city high
'city high anthem'
+++

with th land surfer dude

hittin th city two nights running


surfing on one wheel

+++

and my blog
only havin recorded

one percent of wot th unicycle meets

+++

look its a



unicycle




where's yr other wheel ?


+++

they never learn

+++

i know it's cool


shut th **** up

+++

but that taxi driver

holdin his car door


shut those five inches

so i could


ride off th


ledge

was kinda nice

+++


damn

i rode down th casino's stairs again

+++


and played

on th edge of th water feature

over at south bank


the land surfer dude


is off again

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the offspring
'why dont you get a job?'
+++

i dont get it ****head

i'm just out here surfing

on one wheel

it;s not like


i go tmy hand out


or a hat


that u put money in


i came home without a cent

you sure yr funny ?

+++


britney attacked a pparazo;s car

with an umbrealla

will she be th first

to open up on em with a


sub machine gun

it will happen

+++


if it happened to me

i;d shoot th first one in a week

+++

no ****

+++

i shot him in th leg

so he couldnt run after me

to take piccies

+++


felt threatened

+++

well that chick last night
in that upmarket cafe

didnt get her piccie

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jewel
'do you want to play ?'
+++

not particularly

+++

mean failure rate of th human vagina too high

+++

why should i be nice to you ?

+++

u wont give me anything

+++

and i'll still

ahve to listen to ****heads

yellin out

why dont u get a job ?



i'm allergic to chicks


here eat this lead

+++

couldnt drive a greasy stick up a dog;s arse

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jewel
'i wont walk away'
+++


ok

+++

let's not go there

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..
..
..


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havent decided
which skeptic to whack yet


it'll come to me

+++

one of ya's is goin down


love my job

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elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
+++

i will have to

inform th critter beforehand

+++

a nicely worded

death threat

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hey black
u just filled th mullbowl


th black work is minimal this week
are u mad ?


+++

got some things he wants to do and



he promised a baggie on tick if


th pills go too spare

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while we're dry can we


do a search on th net

spin th wheels and


pcik our next victim

+++

th work of a psychic killer

is never done



course

it's just knowin

when th prick is gunna die but



it;s wot we do with that knowledge

+++

maybe if i send th death threat6

to another skeptic organisation


to keep th thing


pure

+++

hmmm

+++
a perfect circle
'blue'
+++


dont tell anyone

i'm gunna kill this **** but


i'll give seven days notice


of his death


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i need an extra

special




spell

+++

and narrowed my choice

down to


3

skeptical organisations

+++

from 5

+++

my psychic gift

will tell me which one

to pick on

+++

come on man

it;s fair

+++

and

i dont have to play by yr rules

+++

th prize offered is

too small

+++

wont look after me long enough

easier to kill ya

+++


one of ya's

is not long for this world

+++
metallica
'frantic'
+++

mr pinero

+++

?

+++

oh
a heinlein story

sorry

my mind leaks

+++

a week out from yr death

i should be able to provide u with

seven days notcie


history says


i can do it

+++


u deserve it ****

+++

so i'll naturally

make it real messie

+++

when th timing is right

my timing



**** your rules

+++

i break th rules of th universe

you think i'm gunna sit


in a room of your choosing


or even meet u half way



not ****in likely

+++

i've done th impossible

more times than i can count


even

jumpin into skatebowls on a unicycle


found that harder

than killin ppl magically

+++
tism
'i'm on the drug'
+++

i'm a ****

i want yr psychic prize


without doin any

of yr tests



i'll win

either way


u will die

one day

+++


which i'll get psychic notice of


and use to scare yr family

+++

and friends

+++

i know

i'm a ****


+++


he deserves it


down to three


organisations

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started with soemthing like 33

made th witchdoctors desk a ****fright

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machine gun fellatio
'the mirrorball's starting to rock MK II'
+++

****in webpages

all over th thing


casting

with th black magic


worst kind

+++

which one's spiel

****s me off th most

+++

**** that


who do i wanna kill ?



go with th flow

+++

but i still

got three of them mobs


to go thru th names and

wot **** comin out of their mouths


+++

hmm

+++

i'd liek to see this guy with

three clips from an
ak 47

in im

can probably arrange that

+++

preferr he died of

natural causes


always makes my kills look better


+++

"clean, legally speaking"

+++

christopher skase


smile

+++


dead ****

+++
the kinks
'days'
+++

7

+++

thank u kuta

it's a nice gift

+++

i do more for

my psychic brethren

to kill these ****s


than to claim their prize

+++

my rules are slippery though

+++

but for u


my best magic


i'll give


a yr out from yr death

a month out from yr death and

a week out from yr death


early death notices

+++

just have t wait

for that right


timing

+++

th first name will

jsut appear in fornt of me


some

weird search i


bopped into

clicking thru on th internet

+++


give me something
supposedly random

+++
?
'track 13'
+++

yeah that'll do psychic blog

u magic or soemthin ?

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if you could only read my mind - lyric

+++

u can

i'm coming to kill u

+++

****

+++

sorry

skeptical ****



is it


me ?

+++

could bee

+++

i'll know

u wont


nice trained gift

+++

kill this **** for me


hmm

+++

ok

kill this **** then


hmm

+++


look these

islamic terrorist ****s

are really givin us th ****s man


hmm




a hundred thousand dead

th next day


in northern pakistan

iran and


a few other places


+++

well alright then

+++

who we gunna pick on nxt

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romeo void
'never say never'
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i wouldnt

+++

i'm not th only one with
radar love in this


psychic secret service

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just

i'm the unicycle man

i'm used to stickin out


while i do my thing


+++

ride down th main street
of th big city

in th wrong direction
at night


amongst th traffic
on nippleclamp


monoshock extreme unicycle

+++

let it all hang out

no bugger watches



u know

+++

they judge in
three milliseconds


oh

yr ridin a unicycle



i'll have to run out

into th foot deep surf


and crash tackle u


cause yr a clown


cause yr ridin

on one wheel


+++

****heads

+++


nearly got that punch in

+++

four guys holdin me back

i wont telegraph nxt time

+++


nearly destroyed my


not waterproof mp3 player

+++

**** that thing and

they be takin piccies of th clown


stranglin u

live

+++


no **** pays me


not here to entertain u


yr a ****head

+++

he assaulted me
i assaulted him back

i'm better at it than he is

+++


well

he didnt see my


3 yrs of kickboxer training

he saw a


clown


in th surf

+++
jewel
'break me'
+++

why not just

run out with a cricket bat and


kinghit me

+++

i mean

smartarse black



****



ridin a unicycle in th surf

+++


it;s ok man
i dont make anything out of it

+++

and this is oz

safe from seein black faces

on commercial tv

+++

u attacked

an official witchdoctor


doin a ceremony

in th surf


with th land

+++

the land surfer

+++

but was it funny man ?

+++

windmilling
into a coon

with th audacity

to ride a unicycle


in th surf

+++

shouild fo
blown yr hea doff

for assaulting my person

+++

i was a minder
in th carnival

for seventeen yrs

+++
the prodigy
'firestarter'
+++

really twist their heads britney


shoot th nxt one in th leg



so he cant run after u



u can afford th lawyers



and yr emotional state was


one of
being under seige

+++

dont know why

nicole kidman

hasnt shot one before now

+++

get that actress

in th courtroom

with a




silk


and she;d walk scott free


and take damages

+++

kneecap th ****s

+++

teach em some respect

+++

should only have to do it

once

+++

three clips man

+++

if she evr takes up with me

i'll put 3 full clips in ya

+++

i'm already licensed to kill and

an outlaw

anyway

+++

i want my
360000 other
kills


enterd into th record

+++

i have some admissions to make

+++
machine gun fellatio
'chase th dragon'
+++



not to mention that guy

who still reckons

i had a pig rifle


all th way down his throat

+++


if i was gunna kull u ****

i;d have th

industrial mulcher

hooked up

to th back of a
four wheel drive

+++

well

pay yr ****in bills

+++

and i wont have to

dodge th shotgun

attached t yr front door


for us to have this little talk

+++

i miss my job

+++


just cause

a caravan only has one door


doesnt mean that's yr point of entry

+++

fat ****s
need not apply for th job

gotta be able to slide

thru a window or


skylight

+++

hi there


thought u were home

+++

this is yr first
verbal warning

+++
katie noonan
'what's going on?'
+++

nuthin dear

just another dickhead


havin a business meeting


with


the dirty little murderers boy

+++

i've arrived
unarmed and

had three guns stuck in my face



havent had so many guns

stuck in my face



since th cops

that time when i was a young fella

+++

why u buy those
murder weapons from

th police old man

+++

****s breathed down my neck

+++

had to stage a breakin

and some not so subtle threats

to fix it up

+++
do re mi
'new taboos'
+++


and u were long ****in dead

+++


ok
maybe it was

hoem invasion

and on a pig but


he deserved it



we drank a beer together afterwards

+++

your drinkin buddy

not mine

+++

so we could get to th pub and back
old man


th pack

+++

from
the farm

party house

+++

how do ya get
200 pppl

back home from th pub

all drunk and


th cops are waiting

+++

by havin samsie **** in is home freezer

+++

strange but true

+++

samsie
liekd to make

chocolate ice cream
if he robbed u

+++

**** he was a good agent

+++
cat stevens
'wild world'
+++

died in a


ute rollover


at speed


+++

gazza's brother was drivin


everyoen out of it

dont feel bad


how he wanted to go

+++

we used to




car surf

on


burning cannibas's

bongo van


+++

thought he'd die then


lived so much longer than


anyone thought he would

+++

when we were
out at th plateu

out gap creek



doin pcp

in th bush


and playin chicken

on dirt motoryccles


two up and




he hopped on th back of th road bike



doesnt handle in th dirt


a disadvantage

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no fear

+++
cat stevens
'oh very young'
+++

so ****in slippery
a professional cat burglar

+++

took me on my first job

+++

how to get in


how to be blatant

+++


we doin a house

on th main road

+++

so much traffic
drivin by and


i'm off my tree

u are mad ****

+++

no-one pays any

attention


we so blatant

+++


in and out

he leaves a calling card

wants to go back to his cellie


gay ****

+++
jon english
'handbags and gladrags'
+++

u'll never get caught this way man


yr gift keeps ****in u over

+++

i reckon it;s th magic mushies



goldtops and
blue meanies

equals green right

+++

dont drink

more than one cup of th mix

+++

no

he died at 32

+++

drank two cups

+++

bobbie

+++

dicin with strychnine

+++

funny


th cops rolled up this track and

found all th boys havin a session

on th bonnet of th hg




my gift



had me rollin a joint

from th best vantage point


top of th hill


overlookin everything

+++


just

know when to climb on th beast


and be elsewhere


ya dig samsie ?

+++



dont know why

dont have to know

+++


right place
at th right time

to laugh at th cops
whiel they search my mates for drugs

bu they heard th pig car comin in
and all stashed away and

+++
violent femmes
'gordon's message'
+++

th cops cant figure out wy

half th mob is laughin

+++

where's that paulei ****

+++
?
'track 4'
+++

gone walkabout
two minutes before any other ****

has heard th pig car
comin down th track

+++

****in radar

+++

says he's pychic but

no **** ever listens

+++


but
leaving ht pub

with a skinfull


th whoel pack follows paulie home

+++

wont see a copcar

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'ailments of th eighties'
+++

ah

the early eighties


at the samford pub

+++

got

5



count em

different directions


we can head home

without resortin to bushbashing

+++


paulie's
****ed off up th goat track

they;re goin skinnydippin at
th highvale rockpools

after a rally drive

+++

well we didnt see any coppers


u dont live right

+++
M/A/R/R/S
'pump up the volume'
+++

more drugs over here


th wizard's testicles are



****ing rotten little ****s

+++

scus ei

..
..
..

cant u wait
till yr at least conceived

to drive yr father nuts jeannette

+++

flesh and blood chicks are bad enough

+++

u'll give other women

stupid ****in ideas



worse than

shoes

+++

i wanna live


in a home in orbit


so i have better looking tits

+++
shakespears sister
'you're history'(voodoo mix)
+++

i guess

if i'd had th sexchange



it;s where i;d be

+++

i repect

yr insane request


from an unborn daughter

to her father but


this is

gunna take some doing

+++


or

who am i gunna have to stand over




to give my daughter

a better body

+++

she's a ****in fussy bitch

+++

no offense

+++

but i liek my kids so


who do i have to kill jeannette ?

+++
unknown artist
'track 4'
+++


ok


track 4

+++

lessee now

+++

that narrows it down


to one organisation

but which




character

+++


i'll action it
in th next

net session
this one;s about ****ed

black found a new
lesbian pornsite and

i'm gunna ahve to
do some movin things

on th hard drives

+++

triple o three

passed on a titbit

earlier in th evening

+++

he's home from cuba


safe

+++

havent had my eyeball account yet but

+++

triple o three is


****in efficient in other ways

+++

come on media player

wot are ya doin ?



..
..
..

+++
pj harvey
'down by the water'
+++

it was like

it had to think about it

+++


took a while

kept findin


songs on th

missing hard drive

+++

th g drive

+++

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it's gotta bee

a prominant

skeptic jeannette



one that sticks out


and smack on

day seven


none of this



day 12 ****

+++
hootie and the blowfish
'michelle post'
+++

u point im out

i'll kill im for ya



he cant complain

"wont be able to"


no jumpin th gun




black

+++
massive atatck
'inertia creeps'
+++


to all th characters
in my psychic blog


a clean kill

+++

i dont care
if he knows wot;s gunna hit im

i'll still surprise im

+++


my bag of tricks is


up to the impossible


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..
..


pirate jenny
"black"


'james boing"
'the land surfer"

+++
p.s.


die slowly

+++
laurie anderson
'blue lagoon'
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