Things people yell to me

srry to ressurect the thread, but i think that its a valuable one to
have, so here goes.


i live out in the country, and i was goin down this real steep
hill(close to where the pavement ends) when i here this guy yell "HOLY
S**T! DO YOU SEE THAT KID?" what was really disturbing about this, is
that i could swear i heard four/five year old voices in their backyard.


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I was practicing wheel walking, when a guy and his teenage daughter rode
by on bikes.

dad- "You're missing a wheel"
me- "No, I took the training wheel off"
girl- "You should try that"
dad- "Are you nuts? I'd break my neck!"

and here' sthe punch line...

me- "Nah, you only break it a little."

I guess it worked, because both of them gave it a valiant shot with
limited success. However, afterwards...

girl- "That was the thrill of my whole summer"


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Funny how in this forum, no one thinks it's weird if someone says, "I
tacoed my giraffe..."
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why is everybodys log in name their actual name and they are all
guests............ something smells fishy


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dubmuni2004 wrote:
*why is everybodys log in name their actual name and they are all
guests............ something smells fishy *

Its an old old thread, back from when we posted on the newsgroup.
newsgroupers were all listed as guests when the forum thing came
along.
Sarah


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Just now I was taking my dog for a walk on my unicycle, I rode past a
lady and two small boys, as the boys noticed me one said:

"Look a dog....on a mocacycle"

And as they walked further away I continued to hear them talking about
the "mocacycle" ?!?!?


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Riding on a river trail this past Saturday, I came upon a father and
son. The son was running back and forth across the trail: gathering
rocks on one side to throw into the river on the other. The kid was
only about 5 or 6 years old.

As I approach, the father says to the son, "Stay right there!", so the
boy wouldn't cut across the trail in front of me. I say, "Thank you,
but I won't hit him!" To which the father replied, "If you did, at
least you'd only hit him with one wheel."

I thought that was quick thinking on the fathers part. And funny.
--chirokid--


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helps to keep the eccentric nut on the saddle in optimal condition."
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I had a biker say "some ******* stole his other wheel" not to me but a
little down the road to his friend. As he rode past i calmly just said
"some ******* welded one to yours". I don't normally here people say
stuff i stoped listening ages ago!
Ben


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chirokid wrote:
* To which the father replied, "If you did, at least you'd only hit
him with one wheel."

*


And potentially two very pinned pedals

I hear more homosexual references than circus references while riding
though


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Sofa - you - pee - dee

'yea i no allot of mi frends an i r hecka smartr then othr peeple at mi
skool cus we can balense and we can ride farthar then other peeple wich
makes ur bran more exersised an it helps u consentrate an improves ur
mentel stamena' - 1wheelthrilla


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I was walking my unicycle home (when riding the cranks creaking loads,
which was getting really loud and annoying so i switched to foot) when
some 45-50 yr old'ish looking couple on their way to a restaurant or
friends for dinner (presumably) saw me walking towards them.
I heard the guy talk really quietly to her and then kept looking back at
me and then half giggling , eventually when i passed i recieved "some
ones nicked your other wheel" to which i replied "yeah i know, thats why
im walking "
but you could just tell he thought he was sooooooo original and the way
he was laughing at his own joke to his wife afterwards and that hed
been planning it for the 15metres or so that id been walking towards him


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one of the neat things about unicycling is that it allows many people to
come up with the same original joke. i was riding with my fiancee when
yet another person proudlyvcame up with that same original joke (someone
stole your other wheel). i told them that it was actualy a tandem
bicycle but someone had stolen the frame, chain and handlebars!

john


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