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Old December 30th 15, 08:45 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
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At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094



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Old December 30th 15, 10:55 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
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"Judith" wrote in message
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At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male
in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at
the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094




It has probably gone down by now.

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Old December 30th 15, 11:42 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
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On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094


I'm left wondering what criminal offence is relevant here?

Next the police will be looking for a woman reported to have large breasts!
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Old December 30th 15, 11:54 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
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On 30/12/2015 10:42, Fredxxx wrote:

On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:


At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious
male in his 50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought
was an erection at the tram stop in Piccadilly.


http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094


I'm left wondering what criminal offence is relevant here?


Same here.

Mind you, it didn't *say* he was wanted on suspicion of a crime.

QUOTE:
Police received the call reporting a man in 'a state of arousal' on
Tuesday afternoon – and officers immediately launched a search
ENDQUOTE

[Not even a full stop used there, note.]

There may be various reasons why the Manchester city centre police are
searching for him.

Next the police will be looking for a woman reported to have large breasts!


Maybe.

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Old December 30th 15, 11:59 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
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On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094




Can't a man think about his lover now?

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Old December 30th 15, 12:00 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
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On 30/12/2015 09:55, Kinnell wrote:

"Judith" wrote in message
...
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious
male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection
at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094





It has probably gone down by now.


It won't stand up in court.

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Old December 30th 15, 12:05 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
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On 30/12/2015 10:59, Joe Egginton wrote:
On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious
male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection
at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094





Can't a man think about his lover now?

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"she *thought* he had an erection".
If they find this man, are the police going to ask him to expose his
penis to prove it is erect? ;-)

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Old December 30th 15, 12:12 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
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"JNugent" wrote in message
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On 30/12/2015 10:42, Fredxxx wrote:

On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:


At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious
male in his 50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought
was an erection at the tram stop in Piccadilly.


http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094


I'm left wondering what criminal offence is relevant here?


Same here.

Mind you, it didn't *say* he was wanted on suspicion of a crime.

QUOTE:
Police received the call reporting a man in 'a state of arousal' on
Tuesday afternoon – and officers immediately launched a search
ENDQUOTE

[Not even a full stop used there, note.]

There may be various reasons why the Manchester city centre police are
searching for him.

Next the police will be looking for a woman reported to have large
breasts!


Maybe.


Perhaps he had a gun in his pocket.

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Old December 30th 15, 12:13 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
Bod[_5_]
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On 30/12/2015 11:00, Joe Egginton wrote:
On 30/12/2015 09:55, Kinnell wrote:

"Judith" wrote in message
...
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious
male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection
at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094






It has probably gone down by now.


It won't stand up in court.

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Lol.

Prison can be tough, he might find it gets hard in jail.
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Old December 30th 15, 12:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,uk.legal
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"Joe Egginton" wrote in message
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On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male
in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at
the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094




Can't a man think about his lover now?

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He deserves a stiff sentence...sorry I couldn't resist.

 




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