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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
On Aug 28, 5:45*pm, "Jack Hoff" wrote:
http://blog.oregonlive.com/horner/20..._diary_ready_t... DING! DING! DING! The saliva must be running like a river. Brad Anders |
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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
On Aug 28, 5:47*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote:
On Aug 28, 5:45*pm, "Jack Hoff" wrote: http://blog.oregonlive.com/horner/20..._diary_ready_t... DING! DING! DING! The saliva must be running like a river. Brad Anders "On the last stage of Tour de l'Ain, the symptoms reappeared and were significantly worse than what I had experienced before. Amid the intensity of the last climb, combined with the effort of trying to hold on to the race lead on the final day, the symptoms seemed to be magnified ten-fold from what I had previously felt in training. After talking to the team doctor following the race, he recommended that I fly directly to Belgium for an asthma test. With the Tour of Spain coming up very quickly, Dag, our team doctor, didn't want to take any chances with my breathing before the big race" "In Belgium, I met with a specialist who put me through an allergy test as well as an asthma test. After only three rounds of the asthma "provocation" test, I had lost 26 percent of my breathing capacity and my wheezing could be heard across the room. The doctor stopped the test, and immediately diagnosed me with asthma. I had considered asthma as a possible cause for my symptoms from the beginning, but the diagnosis was still surprising! However, I was relieved to have a concrete answer for what I had been experiencing, since that gave me a real problem to work on and ways to solve it. Dag immediately filed the paperwork for what's known as a "therapeutic use exemption" with the UCI, hoping that I could get approval to start the necessary asthma medication before the Tour of Spain began." DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I swear MG must have written this article. Brad Anders |
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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
On Aug 28, 7:50*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote:
On Aug 28, 5:47*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:45*pm, "Jack Hoff" wrote: http://blog.oregonlive.com/horner/20..._diary_ready_t.... DING! DING! DING! The saliva must be running like a river. Brad Anders "On the last stage of Tour de l'Ain, the symptoms reappeared and were significantly worse than what I had experienced before. Amid the intensity of the last climb, combined with the effort of trying to hold on to the race lead on the final day, the symptoms seemed to be magnified ten-fold from what I had previously felt in training. After talking to the team doctor following the race, he recommended that I fly directly to Belgium for an asthma test. With the Tour of Spain coming up very quickly, Dag, our team doctor, didn't want to take any chances with my breathing before the big race" "In Belgium, I met with a specialist who put me through an allergy test as well as an asthma test. After only three rounds of the asthma "provocation" test, I had lost 26 percent of my breathing capacity and my wheezing could be heard across the room. The doctor stopped the test, and immediately diagnosed me with asthma. I had considered asthma as a possible cause for my symptoms from the beginning, but the diagnosis was still surprising! However, I was relieved to have a concrete answer for what I had been experiencing, since that gave me a real problem to work on and ways to solve it. Dag immediately filed the paperwork for what's known as a "therapeutic use exemption" with the UCI, hoping that I could get approval to start the necessary asthma medication before the Tour of Spain began." DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I swear MG must have written this article. Brad Anders These mother ****ers. Sport is suppose to emulate war to create a public display of desirable genetics so that those superior genes can be spread throughout the gene pool disproportionately high. ****ers like Horner (and many others) would not be able to win in any sport in pre-modern times and thus their genes would have died off with them. |
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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
On Aug 28, 5:50*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote:
On Aug 28, 5:47*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:45*pm, "Jack Hoff" wrote: http://blog.oregonlive.com/horner/20..._diary_ready_t.... DING! DING! DING! The saliva must be running like a river. Brad Anders "On the last stage of Tour de l'Ain, the symptoms reappeared and were significantly worse than what I had experienced before. Amid the intensity of the last climb, combined with the effort of trying to hold on to the race lead on the final day, the symptoms seemed to be magnified ten-fold from what I had previously felt in training. After talking to the team doctor following the race, he recommended that I fly directly to Belgium for an asthma test. With the Tour of Spain coming up very quickly, Dag, our team doctor, didn't want to take any chances with my breathing before the big race" "In Belgium, I met with a specialist who put me through an allergy test as well as an asthma test. After only three rounds of the asthma "provocation" test, I had lost 26 percent of my breathing capacity and my wheezing could be heard across the room. The doctor stopped the test, and immediately diagnosed me with asthma. I had considered asthma as a possible cause for my symptoms from the beginning, but the diagnosis was still surprising! However, I was relieved to have a concrete answer for what I had been experiencing, since that gave me a real problem to work on and ways to solve it. Dag immediately filed the paperwork for what's known as a "therapeutic use exemption" with the UCI, hoping that I could get approval to start the necessary asthma medication before the Tour of Spain began." DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I swear MG must have written this article. Brad Anders Towel yourself off Brangelina. Don't you find it a bit strange that he's been racing for 20+ years at the highest levels and he's just now diagnosed with asthma? Sounds like lazy doctoring to me or a tailored diagnosis. Did they even do the allergy test? An allergic reaction is the first rule-out since asthma can be triggered by one - Especially in a guy without a history. Please. I'm glad for Horner though - if all these other dopers are hitting their ventolin pipes all day then he might as well too. He's been at a disadvantage for not having one and this race will dictate his contract terms. Hell, I hope he pulls out the "Martha Olympic Year Prep Kit" and lights up those little ****ing climbing gerbils at the Vuelta. -DA74 |
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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
On Aug 28, 7:45*pm, DA74 wrote:
On Aug 28, 5:50*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:47*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:45*pm, "Jack Hoff" wrote: http://blog.oregonlive.com/horner/20..._diary_ready_t... DING! DING! DING! The saliva must be running like a river. Brad Anders "On the last stage of Tour de l'Ain, the symptoms reappeared and were significantly worse than what I had experienced before. Amid the intensity of the last climb, combined with the effort of trying to hold on to the race lead on the final day, the symptoms seemed to be magnified ten-fold from what I had previously felt in training. After talking to the team doctor following the race, he recommended that I fly directly to Belgium for an asthma test. With the Tour of Spain coming up very quickly, Dag, our team doctor, didn't want to take any chances with my breathing before the big race" "In Belgium, I met with a specialist who put me through an allergy test as well as an asthma test. After only three rounds of the asthma "provocation" test, I had lost 26 percent of my breathing capacity and my wheezing could be heard across the room. The doctor stopped the test, and immediately diagnosed me with asthma. I had considered asthma as a possible cause for my symptoms from the beginning, but the diagnosis was still surprising! However, I was relieved to have a concrete answer for what I had been experiencing, since that gave me a real problem to work on and ways to solve it. Dag immediately filed the paperwork for what's known as a "therapeutic use exemption" with the UCI, hoping that I could get approval to start the necessary asthma medication before the Tour of Spain began." DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I swear MG must have written this article. Brad Anders Towel yourself off Brangelina. Don't you find it a bit strange that he's been racing for 20+ years at the highest levels and he's just now diagnosed with asthma? Sounds like lazy doctoring to me or a tailored diagnosis. Did they even do the allergy test? An allergic reaction is the first rule-out since asthma can be triggered by one - Especially in a guy without a history. Please. I'm glad for Horner though - if all these other dopers are hitting their ventolin pipes all day then he might as well too. He's been at a disadvantage for not having one and this race will dictate his contract terms. Hell, I hope he pulls out the "Martha Olympic Year Prep Kit" and lights up those little ****ing climbing gerbils at the Vuelta. Agreed. |
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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
"Paul B. Anders" wrote:
On Aug 28, 5:47*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:45*pm, "Jack Hoff" wrote: http://blog.oregonlive.com/horner/20..._diary_ready_t... DING! DING! DING! The saliva must be running like a river. Brad Anders "On the last stage of Tour de l'Ain, the symptoms reappeared and were significantly worse than what I had experienced before. Amid the intensity of the last climb, combined with the effort of trying to hold on to the race lead on the final day, the symptoms seemed to be magnified ten-fold from what I had previously felt in training. After talking to the team doctor following the race, he recommended that I fly directly to Belgium for an asthma test. With the Tour of Spain coming up very quickly, Dag, our team doctor, didn't want to take any chances with my breathing before the big race" "In Belgium, I met with a specialist who put me through an allergy test as well as an asthma test. After only three rounds of the asthma "provocation" test, I had lost 26 percent of my breathing capacity and my wheezing could be heard across the room. The doctor stopped the test, and immediately diagnosed me with asthma. I had considered asthma as a possible cause for my symptoms from the beginning, but the diagnosis was still surprising! However, I was relieved to have a concrete answer for what I had been experiencing, since that gave me a real problem to work on and ways to solve it. Dag immediately filed the paperwork for what's known as a "therapeutic use exemption" with the UCI, hoping that I could get approval to start the necessary asthma medication before the Tour of Spain began." DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I swear MG must have written this article. Brad Anders "Amid the intensity of the climb..."...that says it all. At 37, and getting stale....Chrissy is just trying to secure some bacon so he can make sure Megan keeps opening up the hangar doors to the lunchpail to dock with the LEM. Magilla |
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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
In article
, Anton Berlin wrote: On Aug 28, 7:50Â*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:47Â*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:45Â*pm, "Jack Hoff" wrote: http://blog.oregonlive.com/horner/20..._diary_ready_t... DING! DING! DING! The saliva must be running like a river. Brad Anders "On the last stage of Tour de l'Ain, the symptoms reappeared and were significantly worse than what I had experienced before. Amid the intensity of the last climb, combined with the effort of trying to hold on to the race lead on the final day, the symptoms seemed to be magnified ten-fold from what I had previously felt in training. After talking to the team doctor following the race, he recommended that I fly directly to Belgium for an asthma test. With the Tour of Spain coming up very quickly, Dag, our team doctor, didn't want to take any chances with my breathing before the big race" "In Belgium, I met with a specialist who put me through an allergy test as well as an asthma test. After only three rounds of the asthma "provocation" test, I had lost 26 percent of my breathing capacity and my wheezing could be heard across the room. The doctor stopped the test, and immediately diagnosed me with asthma. I had considered asthma as a possible cause for my symptoms from the beginning, but the diagnosis was still surprising! However, I was relieved to have a concrete answer for what I had been experiencing, since that gave me a real problem to work on and ways to solve it. Dag immediately filed the paperwork for what's known as a "therapeutic use exemption" with the UCI, hoping that I could get approval to start the necessary asthma medication before the Tour of Spain began." DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I swear MG must have written this article. Brad Anders These mother ****ers. Sport is suppose to emulate war to create a public display of desirable genetics so that those superior genes can be spread throughout the gene pool disproportionately high. ****ers like Horner (and many others) would not be able to win in any sport in pre-modern times and thus their genes would have died off with them. If sport were to emulate war, the home team would mine the visitor's locker room. -- Michael Press |
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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
In article
, DA74 wrote: On Aug 28, 5:50Â*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:47Â*pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:45Â*pm, "Jack Hoff" wrote: http://blog.oregonlive.com/horner/20..._diary_ready_t... DING! DING! DING! The saliva must be running like a river. Brad Anders "On the last stage of Tour de l'Ain, the symptoms reappeared and were significantly worse than what I had experienced before. Amid the intensity of the last climb, combined with the effort of trying to hold on to the race lead on the final day, the symptoms seemed to be magnified ten-fold from what I had previously felt in training. After talking to the team doctor following the race, he recommended that I fly directly to Belgium for an asthma test. With the Tour of Spain coming up very quickly, Dag, our team doctor, didn't want to take any chances with my breathing before the big race" "In Belgium, I met with a specialist who put me through an allergy test as well as an asthma test. After only three rounds of the asthma "provocation" test, I had lost 26 percent of my breathing capacity and my wheezing could be heard across the room. The doctor stopped the test, and immediately diagnosed me with asthma. I had considered asthma as a possible cause for my symptoms from the beginning, but the diagnosis was still surprising! However, I was relieved to have a concrete answer for what I had been experiencing, since that gave me a real problem to work on and ways to solve it. Dag immediately filed the paperwork for what's known as a "therapeutic use exemption" with the UCI, hoping that I could get approval to start the necessary asthma medication before the Tour of Spain began." DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I swear MG must have written this article. Brad Anders Towel yourself off Brangelina. Don't you find it a bit strange that he's been racing for 20+ years at the highest levels and he's just now diagnosed with asthma? Sounds like lazy doctoring to me or a tailored diagnosis. Did they even do the allergy test? Read the article? You would know. Yes they did the test. No comment on the result. -- Michael Press |
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Chris Horner has asthma. Therefore, he is delusional.
If sport were to emulate war,
the home team would mine the visitor's locker room. -- Michael Press It could be for very good reason Shimano doesn't have a wireless version of DI2 yet. Think of the scene in Breaking Away when the Italian reaches over and dumps Dave Stoller's bike into high gear on the climb. --Mike Jacoubowsky Chain Reaction Bicycles www.ChainReaction.com Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA "Michael Press" wrote in message ... In article , Anton Berlin wrote: On Aug 28, 7:50 pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:47 pm, "Paul B. Anders" wrote: On Aug 28, 5:45 pm, "Jack Hoff" wrote: http://blog.oregonlive.com/horner/20..._diary_ready_t... DING! DING! DING! The saliva must be running like a river. Brad Anders "On the last stage of Tour de l'Ain, the symptoms reappeared and were significantly worse than what I had experienced before. Amid the intensity of the last climb, combined with the effort of trying to hold on to the race lead on the final day, the symptoms seemed to be magnified ten-fold from what I had previously felt in training. After talking to the team doctor following the race, he recommended that I fly directly to Belgium for an asthma test. With the Tour of Spain coming up very quickly, Dag, our team doctor, didn't want to take any chances with my breathing before the big race" "In Belgium, I met with a specialist who put me through an allergy test as well as an asthma test. After only three rounds of the asthma "provocation" test, I had lost 26 percent of my breathing capacity and my wheezing could be heard across the room. The doctor stopped the test, and immediately diagnosed me with asthma. I had considered asthma as a possible cause for my symptoms from the beginning, but the diagnosis was still surprising! However, I was relieved to have a concrete answer for what I had been experiencing, since that gave me a real problem to work on and ways to solve it. Dag immediately filed the paperwork for what's known as a "therapeutic use exemption" with the UCI, hoping that I could get approval to start the necessary asthma medication before the Tour of Spain began." DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! I swear MG must have written this article. Brad Anders These mother ****ers. Sport is suppose to emulate war to create a public display of desirable genetics so that those superior genes can be spread throughout the gene pool disproportionately high. ****ers like Horner (and many others) would not be able to win in any sport in pre-modern times and thus their genes would have died off with them. If sport were to emulate war, the home team would mine the visitor's locker room. -- Michael Press |
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