Kerry: Road Bush: Mountain

You decide

Ed Sullivan wrote:

You decide

Kerry: Fred

http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this...ny_bicycl.html

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Scott Johnson / scottjohnson at kc dot rr dot com

Ed Sullivan wrote:
You decide

Kerry rides like he knows how to ride.

Bush rides like he's out for a photo-op.

Kerry rides a bike custom built for him.
http://www.serotta.com
(the Legend ST, if the paint job is any indicator)

Bush rides a bike someone bought for him.

Kerry brings his bike on the campaign plane.

Bush keeps his in a shed except when he's around.

Kerry fell off his bike and still rides.

Bush fell off his bike and messed up his face and is
never seen on it again.

--Blair
"And you know it was a cover story for
a little rough trade at the ranch."

Blair P. Houghton wrote:
Ed Sullivan wrote:
You decide

Kerry rides like he knows how to ride.

That's why he wears baggies on a road bike?!?

Bush rides like he's out for a photo-op.

I never saw a single photo of him mountain biking (not to say they don't
exist, but they weren't splashed on web and front pages AFAIK).

Kerry rides a bike custom built for him.
http://www.serotta.com
(the Legend ST, if the paint job is any indicator)

Bush rides a bike someone bought for him.

Kerry brings his bike on the campaign plane.

Bush keeps his in a shed except when he's around.

Kerry fell off his bike and still rides.

Bush fell off his bike and messed up his face and is
never seen on it again.

He finished that ride, and at least a few since.

Bill "haughty versus no pretention...but who cares" S.

Top Sirloin said...

Ed Sullivan wrote:

You decide

Kerry: Fred

http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this...ny_bicycl.html

Sheeeit. Calling that gooberific poser a Fred is an insult to genuine
Freds everywhere. He dreams of one day attaining Fred status.

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 20:42:10 +0000, Bill Sornson wrote:

Bill "haughty versus no pretention...but who cares" S.

No pretense. Right. Just like he's a "real" Texan. No real Texan
would go to Yale.

--

David L. Johnson

__o | When you are up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember
_`\(,_ | that your initial objective was to drain the swamp. -- LBJ
(_)/ (_) |

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 14:17:58 -0400, Top Sirloin wrote:

Ed Sullivan wrote:

You decide

Kerry: Fred

http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this...ny_bicycl.html

This is BS. Note that it was sponsored by an organization for "tort
reform", which is really a Republican agenda item. Now, how many of you
have actually carried on a conversation while riding? Show of hands,
please. Also, he is not in traffic, he's in a parking lot. And what is
this about riding 1-handed? Since when is that a "mistake"? OK, the
cell-phone thing is not great, but he is in a freaking parking lot.

--

David L. Johnson

__o | What is objectionable, and what is dangerous about extremists is
_`\(,_ | not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant.
(_)/ (_) | --Robert F. Kennedy

David L. Johnson wrote:

OK, the
cell-phone thing is not great, but he is in a freaking parking lot.

Yeah, sometimes he makes it onto the bike path
with his $8k Serotta!



--
Scott Johnson / scottjohnson at kc dot rr dot com

David L. Johnson said...

This is BS. Note that it was sponsored by an organization for "tort
reform", which is really a Republican agenda item. Now, how many of you
have actually carried on a conversation while riding? Show of hands,
please. Also, he is not in traffic, he's in a parking lot. And what is
this about riding 1-handed? Since when is that a "mistake"? OK, the
cell-phone thing is not great, but he is in a freaking parking lot.

No doubt an important call to his chums in the VC.

On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 16:52:15 -0500, "di" wrote:

Photo-op? , just on TV last night, Kerry was riding around the parking area,
with his helmet on his handle bars, (I guess so he would not mess his hair
up and have to fly his stylist in for a workover), doing a lot of turning
just to stay in front of the camera. That was a photo-op

No, it was interval training, a time trial, a sprint to the city-limit
sign in a maximal aero tuck.

Who are you going to believe, the publicists, or your lying eyes?